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'why does it have to be like this' that's what Chuuya thought the Day he left, the day Dazai left and abandoned Chuuya. Whatever Chuuya was so over it now. He didn't need that shithead then he doesn't need him now.
"Chuuya pay attention to the meeting" Kouyou the ever observant sister spoke.
"I am" Chuuya quietly spoke as he sat in the boring meeting for port mafia executives. 'God when is this gonna be over' is what he wanted to say.
After awhile they all get dismissed and Chuuya headed back to his penthouse. When he arrives he saw that things looked out of place, different from the last time he entered his home.
'Maybe dazai is here' he entertained the thought for a second before remembering that he wasn't infact here, because dazai abandoned him four years ago.
After turning on all the lights he goes to his true best friend the only thing that can't betray him WINE. after searching for a few seconds he chooses a 1964 Romanée. Chuuya would never admit to being a lightweight but after 3 cups of his wine he was drunk out of his mind. Chuuya wouldn't say he had many flaws but he would admit that one is being confrontational when drunk, he confessed his feeling for dazai when the was drunk and they've been married for five years. He picks up his phone and calls a number he knows all to well with the contact named 'Mackerel'.
It went to voicemail, whatever he can still give the voicemail a piece of his mind.
"What dazai are you still to scared to talk to me over the phone like a man." He starts "I don't even know why I'm doing this, you probably have changed your number or have me blocked so this can't reach you at all. That means I can say whatever" he starts raising his voice getting louder and louder "I fucking hate you with my whole soul, you abandoned me just when I was trusting you, we're married for God's sake!!! Worst of all you didn't even say goodbye, I hope you live a long life of suffering for all the torture you put me through when I was a kid, if it wasn't for you I could still be with the sheep!!! And the flags would still be ALIVE!!"
After telling his heart out and screaming a few more curse words he hung up the phone oddly feeling complete for one in his life.
Quickly running off to his room he gracefully feel into the bedsheets and passed out, it had been a long week this was his first full rest in awhile.
Dazai's life after leaving the port mafia was nothing short of what he dreamed of his entire teenage years. He was able to take odasaku's words to heart and he has become a good person, well atleast to the ability that a master manipulator and mass murderer could be.
'hmm, what's this' dazai thought as he picked up his phone. After last night at the agency he fell right asleep even though he heard the phone ring he declined it. He was that tired, obviously that was a mistake seeing the contact name. 'slug <3'
"What the hell!" Dazai shouted, he had only woken up and receiving a call from his ex was the last thing he expected to happen.
After dazai had listened to the voicemail he was confused and a little happy. Happy because he got to hear his beloved husband voice after many, many years. Confused as to why he got called, he understood that Chuuya was mad at him and probably would be laughing at dazai's suffering. Dazai decided the only way to decide was to visit him.
Dazai quickly put on his work outfit and rushes to the agency, he'd be their early for once.
"Why are you here this early, normally you arrive in 4hrs" kunikida applauded, his tone not holding any aggression towards dazai.
"I just wanted to start being a good employee KunIkiDA" he responded 'I'm hoping to find a way to see my beloved again' was good real answer, but kunikida doesn't need to know that he's married.
"Really" kunikida sounded a little skeptical but opted to believe the brunette "well then hopefully you'll finally start not slacking off at work."
After a few minutes of work were dazai didn't try to continuously annoy everyone in the office, kunikida was convinced that he really was trying to change.
Work was boring but atleast it's over now the brunette finally got to go home. Except nothing can be peaceful in the demon prodigy's life, because the second he left the agency he got kidnapped. Worst part is the kid is highly reminiscent of a certain goth boy
'oh my god this kid looks like akutagawa when he was younger'
Once he finally regained consciousness in the port mafia basement he could tell he had been out for quite awhile, as if the bruises over his body weren't enough of an indicator.
Akutagawa came in shortly after he woke up, trying to show how much better he was then Atsushi. It was a pathetic display, honestly. He really hasn't improved in this few years apart, but they is to be expected from Chuuya's training. But all that suffering was worth it for this moment.
"Look what we have here" a certain familiar voice spoke.
"Chibi!!, my dog it's so great to see you" dazai was beaming with joy.
"I'm not your dog, 'shitty dazai" he mumbled the last part, while walking towards the brunette hanging on the wall.
Dazai was able to smell Chuuya and dear god was he intoxicating, he was wearing the cologne dazai had gifted him for when he was 17.
"Chuuya open my gifts first" a bubbly 17 year old dazai spoke whilst shoving his gift into his boyfriend's hand.
"Fine, fine" the ginger says, taking the gift or if dazai's hand and opens it. "Omg! You got me this cologne, I thought they where sold out-"
Chuuya turns around to face dazai to show his excitement but then he sees something that shocks him, he quickly puts his hand over his mouth.
Dazai was down on one knee, in his hands he had a simple yet elegant ring, gold with a diamond placed in the centre, chuuyas birthstone.
"Chuuya will you marry me, I know we've only been dating for a year, but I feel like I've known you my whole life."
"Yes, yes, yes"
That was the only thing dazai needed, he slipped the ring onto chuuyas finger, and peppered Chuuya's face with kisses.
"How's my amazing husband doing" the taller asked with genuine curiousity.
"You aren't my husband, you abandoned me four years ago"
"Yes I am"
"No you're not"
Yes I am"
"No you're not"
Yes I am"
"No you're not!" Chuuya finally screamed at dazai, he was done with the brunette trying to push something onto Chuuya that he himself couldn't even uphold.