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One day in Riverdale-land, everyone was sitting in homeroom and they all fucking blew up. Firefighters tried to drain the river water from the Riverdale-river but it was too late and everyone died. Rip shirtless guy, beanie guy, red hair lady, pregnant lady, and everyone else in the explosion because they're dead now. And fuck it, all of the adults got STDs and died too lmao. Also just incase anyone else survived then guess what? 9/11 part II happened. Now nobody lives in Riverdale because they're fucking dead. Now, I'm determined to build a new town over it call it Oceanville. Please support my Kickstarter that doesn't exist and never will.