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Once upon a time there were some guys who wanted to perform a play. They didn’t know what kind of play to perform, so they went and asked the famous play-writer, Ferid Bathory. After only one hour, the play was finished.
In total there were two parts of the play. One including one female role and five male roles. The other was of one male role and four female roles, and another male role on the side. The cast didn’t appear to have a problem, until it came to deciding who would play which role.
It was quickly decided that the male main character would be played by the star actor Ichinose Guren. The main female character was assigned to be his son, Hyakuya Yuuichiro, but the actor objected. This was until his friends soaked his body in glue and put female clothes on him.
For the remaining male cast, everyone agreed on the roles. Saotome Yoichi, Hyakuya Mikaela, Hiiragi Shinoa, Kimizuki Shiho and Sanguu Mitsuba would be five princes, trying to gain the right to marry the main character, Princess Yuu-chan.
Yukimi Shigure, Hanayori Sayuri and Juujo Mito all agreed to play in the remaining female cast. They went to ask for one more, and surprisingly enough, male actor Hiiragi Shinya agreed to play the fourth female.
It was something they all enjoyed, right until the first time they would perform this amazing play. This was when Hiiragi Shinya objected to go on stage wearing the female clothes for his costume. However, he was quickly convinced by Ichinose Guren (somehow or another)
Rumors have it that Guren only agreed to convince Shinya because he, otherwise would be playing the female character that Shinya refused to play. But nobody knows nothing.
Moving right along, I would like to explain the play about the beautiful Princess Yuu-chan.
Once upon another time, in a kingdom far, far away, on the island we today know as Japan, was a beautiful kingdom, ruled by a handsome king, and his beautiful daughter, Princess Yuu-chan.
Princess Yuu-chan was a very popular young lady. She had five men aiming to become her prince and marry her. However, she was completely oblivious to this fact, seeing as she barely knew anything of love.
Originally, the very good looking Prince Mika-kun was the closest to becoming her husband, but then, suddenly princess Yuu-chan was kidnapped.
Prince Mika-kun was very disturbed by this fact, but he knew not what to do, so he simply went to discuss wedding plans with King Guren-kun, assuming that he was already chosen to marry princess Yuu-chan.
Meanwhile, Prince Shinoa-kun, Prince Kimizuki-kun and Prince Mitsuba-kun were all discussing who of them should go and save the beautiful Princess Yuu-chan. The fifth prince, Prince Yoichi-kun, attempted to stop the three, but failed continuously, so he decided to take matters into his own hands.
Prince Yoichi-kun went to the castle owned by Lord Kureto-kun. He somehow knew this was where Princess Yuu-chan was kept, and went in to rescue her. He knew he couldn’t beat Lord Kureto-kun, so he simply snuck past him, saved Princess Yuu-chan and ran out again.
After this incident, Princess Yuu-chan decided that only Prince Yoichi-kun was worth marrying.
However, Lord Kureto-kun was displeased by this fact and went to the castle. He went to speak to King Guren-kun who was by then surrounded by his female friends, Sayuri-chan, Shigure-chan, Mito-chan, and Shinya-chan.
It has to be mentioned that these four were all fighting to earn the love of King Guren-kun. Although King Guren-kun believed he could date all four of them at once, neither girl seemed to be able to agree on this subject. Therefore they were all constantly fighting to claim King Guren-kun’s attention.
Back to the story. Lord Kureto-kun declared that he was deeply in love with King Guren-kun and would like to marry him. To this, all the girls objected and send the strongest, Lady Shinya-chan, to defend the king against the huge threat. Of course, Shinya-chan won the battle.
However, suddenly, a mysterious lady fell down from the sky. This lady’s name was Queen Mahiru-chan, the queen of another country named Tokyo. She declared that she wanted to take revenge, because her son, Prince Shinoa-kun, had not been married to Princess Yuu-chan.
But after the words had left her mouth, she stopped, laying eyes on the handsome king in front of her. He too met her eyes and they were immediately drawn to each other.
Using all her Yandere powers, Queen Mahiru-chan pushed the four fine ladies aside and went to stay with Guren
Within another matter of weeks, Queen Mahiru-chan and King Guren-kun were married. On the same day, Prince Yoichi and Princess Yuu-chan married. However, rumors have it that Yuu-chan was still seeking Prince Mika-kun, and after a very short time, Princess Yuu-chan and prince Yoichi-kun had a beautiful blonde boy together. I wonder how that happened?
Of course this is all true, because I’m the one who wrote the play. See, all I want is to kill some time.
Owari