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How to be a paranoid Muggle

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  1. Assume you know nothing, your enemies might use magic. c.f. Socrates
  2. Assume all your actions might not be your own. c.f. imperio, confundus
  3. Assume all faces are a changeable facade. c.f. polyjuice
  4. Assume all your memories are unreliable. c.f. obliviate
  5. Assume all your actions can be monitored. c.f. Trace
  6. Assume all politics is propaganda, all media is lies, and the sky is made of paint.
  7. Assume AI can predict your decisions. 
  8. Assume that Rowling is a distraction.
  9. Assume that no assumption is valid.
  10. Constant Vigilance! Muggles can be as dangerous as wizards!