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How to be a paranoid Muggle
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- Assume you know nothing, your enemies might use magic. c.f. Socrates
- Assume all your actions might not be your own. c.f. imperio, confundus
- Assume all faces are a changeable facade. c.f. polyjuice
- Assume all your memories are unreliable. c.f. obliviate
- Assume all your actions can be monitored. c.f. Trace
- Assume all politics is propaganda, all media is lies, and the sky is made of paint.
- Assume AI can predict your decisions.
- Assume that Rowling is a distraction.
- Assume that no assumption is valid.
- Constant Vigilance! Muggles can be as dangerous as wizards!
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