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I had forgotten why I do not do sales. Two little boys running all over a store, rolling on clothes discarded on the floor, playing peek-a-boo behind curtains and suddenly you’d think ‘Nam was a walk in the park…
My two little mischievous boys paired with all these other lil hellions in a Walmart or a K-mart on a sale day and you could actually see grown up men cry, sales clerks ready to quit, and mothers becoming Commanders in Chief, marshaling their troops like it’s not work.
So, I man up, call their names and pray for my miracle.