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Getting ready has become a three ring circus now more than ever. We’ve always lived in tight quarters, but now that Sam is fourteen and following on the footsteps of his big brother, working hard to become a ladies’ man, it’s almost impossible to get ready in the morning.
John tried to make light of it and joked with the kids, then he tried to change his shift, heck he tried to change his kids schedules and still he is here, facing a closed bathroom, in his underwear, reduced to begging for a chance to hit the john before breakfast.