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[ GC ]
“astral express family !!”
Caelus <3: Does anyone want to explain why I found this little guy in the archives
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Caelus <3: Cause I know damn well Dan Heng would’ve said something if he decided to get a pet Wubbawoo
Caelus <3: If he ever decided to at all. Which he wouldn’t
Caelus <3: Because he’s not stupid
stelle: stop sucking up to your yaoi boy
Caelus <3: Stop calling him that I’m literally going to beat you to death
stelle: with what
stelle: your ugly ass hat?
stelle: lol
Caelus <3: Count your fucking days sister
Himeko: while this is a very fun conversation to watch, I would appreciate if you didn’t murder your sister, Caelus.
stelle: get fucked idiot
stelle: roflcopter
Caelus <3: Can I at least tell her to kill herself
Himeko: I can’t stop you
Caelus <3: Awesome
Caelus <3: Stelle kys
stelle: i no no wanna :/
Caelus <3: Himeko are you sure I’m not allowed to kill her
march!!: guysss :( stop fighting!!!!!
stelle: you heard her
Caelus <3: And you call me a queer
Caelus <3: Sister the call is coming from inside the house
stelle: nuh uh
stelle: i love men
stelle: and penis
stelle: and balls
stelle: i looooove them balls
Caelus <3: The only balls you love are the one’s on a woman’s chest
march!!: and in her pants!
Caelus <3: And in her pants
stelle: :/
stelle: listen
stelle: just because i started giggling and twirling my hair when we first met jingliu
stelle: means nothing
stelle: ok? ok
Caelus <3: Sure it doesn’t
Caelus <3: Sure
Caelus <3: Anyhow ignoring Stelle being a sad pathetic lesbian
stelle: nuh uh
Caelus <3: Ignoring Stelle entirely
Caelus <3: Who owns the Wubbawoo
Caelus <3: Aka who am I beating the shit out of
march!!: i wouldnt bring one of those guys onto the express!!! theyre cute but theyre soooo destructive
march!!: i tried to take pictures of one and it kept bumping me!!! :((
Himeko: I haven’t been on the Station since we picked you and Stelle up. besides, taking care of Welt is enough for me.
march!!: you act like mr yangs a pet…… :(
stelle: with himeko?
stelle: he kind of is
stelle: its funny lmao
Caelus <3: No one cares what you think
Caelus <3: She’s right though Mr. Welt is very pathetic when it comes to Himeko
dh: wow talking abt welt behind his back
dh: new low for ygs
march!!: DAN HENG
march!!: haiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
dh: 👋
Caelus <3: Hello love of my life
Caelus <3: There’s a Wubbawoo in your room
dh: the archives
Caelus <3: Yes your room
dh: i know
dh: i put it there
stelle: HAHA
stelle: your yaoi boy is STUPID eat shit
Caelus <3: KILL YOURSELF
stelle: nahhhhhhhhhhh
stelle: dont feel like it
Caelus <3: No but seriously why
Caelus <3: That thing is going to destroy the Express
Caelus <3: And then Pom-Pom is going to destroy you
dh: it wont
dh: besides its not mine
dh: technically
march!!: well who does it belong to then?? and why are you taking care of it instead of them???
dh: ratio
dh: said it wouldnt leave him alone while he was on the station
dh: he says he took it out of pity but i know a man in love when i see one
stelle: no you just know the doc
stelle: blade is still in love with you
dh: he wants me dead
stelle: in a gay way?!?!?!?!
stelle: have u never read yaoi
march!!: have you??
stelle: naw im a #yuriwarrior for life
stelle: exactly One(1) man could get it and im like 99% sure he isnt even a man
march!!: if you mean who i think you mean then real!!!
stelle: who do u think i mean
march!!: uhmmm… argenti?
stelle: ye
stelle: something something i like my men a little suicidal
Welt Yang: ?
stelle: uh
stelle: Hi Welt. Nothing to see here.
Caelus <3: Haha
stelle: fuck you i hope you get pegged by a woman and like it
Caelus <3: The only woman I like is
Caelus <3: .
Caelus <3: Nevermind that joke sucked
stelle: no say it
stelle: pussy
Caelus <3: No
stelle: kys
Caelus <3: Kill YOURself
stelle: nah
Caelus <3: >:(
stelle: :)
stelle: no srsly though say it
Caelus <3: No the joke was bad
stelle: dms
Caelus <3: Fine
[ DM | cae → stel ]
“the better twins”
cae: The only woman i like is my mommy 🤤
cae: Happy
stel: we dont have a mom
cae: Kafka
stel: O
stel: yea maybe freud had a point
cae: No
cae: Shut your mouth
cae: Immediately
stel: im kiddingggggggggg
stel: slash jay or whatever
stel: why so slash srs lmao
cae: I want you dead
stel: me too get in line
cae: Stelle stop being suicidal dealing with Aventurine is enough
stel: wow how could u say that about ur other yaoi boy
cae: STOP CALLING THEM THAT
[ GC ]
“astral express family !!”
stelle: fr tho i gotta ask
stelle: dh
stelle: #1 og yaoi boy
Caelus <3: If you don’t stop calling them that I might actually take a page out of my husband’s book and end it all
stelle: livestream it
dh: who even is ur husband
dh: it’s not me
Caelus <3: You are my husband
Caelus <3: And so are like seven other guys. You know I have commitment issues
dh: you’re just horny
Caelus <3: True
stelle: anyhow as i was GOING to say
stelle: before my ugly ass brother decided to be a whore again
Caelus <3: Die
stelle: dh what is going on between u and the doc
stelle: i thought u two were on too different of autistic wavelengths to go together well
dh: i’m not autistic
stelle: You are autistic
dh: no
stelle: himeko show him the diagnosis
Pom-Pom: Himeko is busy helping Welt! But Pom-Pom can try and go find it!
stelle: omg pom pom hi
march!!: POMPOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
dh: hi pom-pom
Caelus <3: Hey Pom-Pom
Caelus <3: What are Himeko and Mr. Welt doing
Pom-Pom: They said not to say!
Caelus <3: So they’re fucking. Got it
march!!: HWAT
stelle: oh my god u broke march
stelle: also youre wrong that is a man who takes it up the ass
Caelus <3: And Himeko probably has a strap. What’s your point
march!! has gone offline.
dh: great work guys
dh: you can’t see it but i’m very disappointed in both of you
Caelus <3: Hot
stelle: no
stelle: anyhow pom pom please go find those papers thank you
Pom-Pom: What do I get out of it?
stelle: ill clean the express for u
stelle: no strings attached
Pom-Pom: A compelling offer…
Pom-Pom: Alright! Pom-Pom will go find those for you!
Pom-Pom has gone offline.
Caelus <3: Damn you really want to prove him wrong huh
stelle: i cant let a man think hes right
Caelus <3: Sigh
dh: im not even a man
stelle: oh shit? og yaoi boy isnt boying?!
Caelus <3: Speak English
stelle: no
stelle: no but fr you got pronouns brother ⁉️
stelle: sorry
stelle: you got pronouns lizard ⁉️
dh: that is objectively worse
dh: also idc
dh: he they i guess
stelle: YAYYYYY THEY/THEM GANG
Caelus <3: Be more creative with your group names. Also who all is even in there
stelle: i no no wanna
stelle: but lemme think uhhh
stelle: me obviously im the hot one
Caelus <3: Butt ugly one more like
stelle: i hope you get awful diarrhea
Caelus <3: I just took my medication so. I just might do that
stelle: ew tmi
Caelus <3: No. Bear witness to my super ultra mega diabetes shits
stelle has muted Caelus <3 for 30 minutes.
stelle: bad caelus bad
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stelle: STOP ADDING REACTIONS TO MY MESSAGES FREAK
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stelle: ignoring queer meister over there
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stelle: let me make a list of them all actually so i dont spam the chat
stelle: because im so nice and kind and sweet
stelle: me obviously, pom pom(my goat), herta, ruan mei, bronya, lynx, serval, gepard, argenti(loml), qingque, luocha, xueyi, hanya, jingliu(ngh), black swan, aventurine, acheron, ratio, and firefly
stelle: there might be more but i dont remember them
dh unmuted Caelus <3.
stelle: why would you do that
dh: his commentary is insightful
stelle: all that freak does is point and go “hehe penis” whenever we see something that looks kinda like a dick
dh: exactly
dh: insightful
Caelus <3: Read through the list. Good for them
Caelus <3: Was the ngh with Jingliu’s name really necessary though
stelle: yea
Caelus <3: Sigh
Caelus <3: I hate lesbians
stelle: Im not a lesbian i love men and penis and balls
Caelus <3: Penis lol
stelle: FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!