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[REDACTED] sat down in their office waiting for the next person to arrive as their mind thought back to yesterday. The conversation with their boss wasn’t the greatest. Having to increase the questions they ask with a few hybrids that the higher ups don’t have enough knowledge on? I mean that was valid but still. A voice cracked through their train of thought.
“[REDACTED] I’m here.” The person said as [REDACTED] looked over towards the piglin hybrid plastering a smile onto their face as they walked over.
“Bacon, great to see you and thank you for coming. Have a seat, we’ll get started quickly.” [REDACTED] spoke with a pep in their step as they gestured towards the table that had a mess of papers and a folder on it. “My apologies for the messy table you arrived while I was trying to organize it.” [REDACTED] said to quickly explain it as they pulled out their chair and sat down. Watching Bacon do the exact same thing. “As you know I’m just doing a standerd interview all that jazz. You’ll have more questions since you’re one of the hybrids that we need more information on.” [REDACTED] explained waving their hands in the air.
“Alright, lets just get on with it, I don’t want to be here all day.” Bacon said. He rolled his eyes in a more joking manner.
“Alright well, lets start with your name pronouns and age.” [REDACTED] said looking at Bacon for the answer.
“BaconWaffles0 or Bacon, he/him, and 18.” Bacon spoke quickly.
“Thank you, now what does your species eat Bacon?” [REDACTED] asked.
“We can only eat meat. Piglins are a carnivorous hybrid, sometimes even the sight of vegetables can make me gag.” Bacon muttered the last part while [REDACTED] took notes.
“So you just.. don’t like your greens got it.” [REDACTED] joked smiling at the piglin and gaining a smile back. “How did you join Lifesteal?”
“Sometimes when you’re serverless you can get sent to a place where it’s empty, mostly colorless. You have to wait there until and admin searches for new members. Parrot came into that place and found me waiting and he invited me.” Bacon said recalling on that small moment with the old admin.
[REDACTED] nodded writing down the information on their clipboard as they looked down at the information and questions. “While your species is a naturally aggressive one, do you randomly have times when you have the need to attack or protect an area for no reason?” They asked looking at Bacon still.
“I do, mostly when I see other people I have the itch to attack. I can mostly satisfy that need by just murdering a few animals. But it does happen a lot even with allies.” Bacon stated.
“How do you sustain colder or warmer climates as a piglin hybrid?” [REDACTED] asked.
“I cannot be in a colder climate for more than 15 minutes depending on how cold it is, with warmer climates it doesn’t matter since I originate from the nether.” Bacon said smiling at [REDACTED]
“Thank you for that information.” They responded before looking back down at the question sheet. “Are you nocturnal?” [REDACTED] asked
“No.” Bacon said bluntly looking at [REDACTED] in confusion as if to silently say ‘who would ask that?’
[REDACTED] nodded again, before writing once more and then looking back at the questions sheet. “Do you make enemies with most people or allies?” They questioned
“It normally depends on how the start of the season goes but I think I try to gather allies more often than not.” Bacon answered
“Alright, well I don’t have any more questions for you really. If I think of any I’ll message you.” [REDACTED] stated calmy while Bacon nodded and got out of the chair.
“Bye then [REDACTED]!!” Bacon said waving as [REDACTED] waved back when he walked out of the door. Leaving [REDACTED] to quickly organize the folder and place it back in their office.