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The super cool Alpha Demon Wolf King Hybrid was walking in the halls of Ultra Sigma High School Academy when he see’s Pillow-San and Samiyah-Chan conversing. Alpha hid behind a corner to eaves drop the conversation.
“Samiyah-Chan you are so uncool and gay!”
“I know you are but what am I?”
Alpha sigma starts to get angry his eyes glowing red as he can’t stand to see his crush Samiyah-Chan getting bullied, and by no other than Pillow-San too! His fist curls up into balls, he sees red he is so angry and blood rushes to his ears, he is unable to hear the rest of their conversation.
Alpha demon wolf king jumps out from the corner to see Samiyah-Chan and Pillow-San making out! He is even more enraged and lunges at Pillow-San, holding him in the air.
“Your pillow bullies you?! Grrr, I’ll kill him!”
Alpha Demon Wolf King Hybrid turns into his emo powerful form with big black wings and glowing red eyes as he tears Pillow-San to shreds with his super cool alpha powers.
“Oh no Pillow-San!!”
Samiyah-San screams as she catches the last pieces of Pillow-San, who is now barely hanging onto life, coughing up blood and getting it on Samiyah-Chan’s shirt.
“I-It’s okay… keep on living… for me Samiyah-Chan.”
Samiyah-Chan is immediately flooded with grief as Pillow-San takes his last breath.
“PILLOW-SAN!!!”
She screams, pained from her overwhelming grief. Alpha Wolf Demon King Hybrid starts laughing maniacally as he watches Samiyah-Chan cry over Pillow-San’s lifeless body.
“Pillow-San is dead! I protected you with my super cool powers and now only I, Alpha King-Sama is left!”
He flips his hair sexily to impress the ladies. Samiyah-Chan starts laughing, the sound low at first but begins growing in volume. Alpha Wolf Demon King Hybrid looks at her confused.
“What is so funny?! You have to love me now!!!”
“Heh… jokes on you Alpha Demon Wolf King Hybrid… I called my ultra mega strong alpha pookie Bedman… I’d run while you still can…”
Samiyah-Chan starts chuckling to herself. Alpha King Wolf Demon starts to think she’s going insane with the love she is full of for him.
“I’m sure this Mattress boy is no match for me! The super powerful Demon King Mega Wolf Hybrid!”
Alpha King Demon Wolf hybrid laughs maniacally as he shows off his super sexy muscles to seduce Samiyah-Chan.
“Are you sure about that?”
He whips his head in Samiyah-Chan’s direction, he looks confused but his expression quickly changes into one of amusement.
“Oh I am sure!”
“Really? Because Bedman has put down 5 of the ultra hybrid wolf demon kings extra mega mega ultra.”
Alpha King Demon Wolf Hybrid scoffs at Samiyah-Chan’s statement. Flipping his super cool hair again.
“Sureee… But has he ever put down an ultra hybrid wolf demon king extra extra mega mega mega ultra super duper Ohio rizzler king!”
Samiyah-Chan giggles at the title and the anger inside of Alpha rises once again.
“MY TITLE MEANS I AM THE STRONGEST THERE IS!”
“Oh no!… you didn’t mention you were a rizzler king! I’m quaking in my boots.”
Samiyah-Chan is a master at sarcasm and this only angers Alpha futher.
“IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I WAS A LITTLE BITCH!”
“PUSSY!”
Alpha Demon King Wolf Hybrid laughs super evilly and scary.
“Where is your Mattress Boy you speak of so highly? I must kill him to prove my super cool powers are the strongest!”
Bedman walks in, non chalantly his hands in his pockets as he walks down the hall.
“Heh… he’s right here!”
Bedman speaks non-chalantly.
“Erm what are you doing to my waifu Samiyah-Chan?”
When Alpha Demon Wolf King Hybrid senses Bedman’s power he begins to sweat profusely and trembles slightly. He keeps his composure determined to prove himself the strongest.
“Ha! You look small and scrawny! There is no way this shrimp can beat me!”
“Prepare to get no scoped by a true alpha dont be a pussy and take it like a real skibidi alpha”
Alpha begins charging up his super mega power. Bedman is unimpressed as he walks closer to Alpha, his hand held out. Alpha is confused at Bedmans calm demeanor and lets him approach. Bedman places his hand on Alpha’s chest before a bright blast of light fills the room. It’s Bedman’s ultra sigma alpha rizzler powers and forces Alpha to watch skibidi toilet and cocomelon forever.
“Heh… took it like a good boy”
Samiyah-Chan sighs in relief as Alpha Wolf Hybrid King Demon screams in agony as his head is filled with skibidi toilet and cocomelon. Rolling on the floor holding his head as he screams.
“CURSE YOU BEDMAN-SAMA!!!”
Alpha exclaims before he literally dies. Bedman huffs, unimpressed from this battle. Samiyah-Chan does her best to pick up the pieces of Pillow-San off the floor, Bedman squats down to help, handing her a piece while smiling.
Once all the pieces are picked up Bedman lifts Samiyah-Chan bridal style and begins walking out of the school. Sans from undertale materializes to give Bedman a thumbs up for a job well done. Bedman and Samiyah-Chan leave the school to go sew together and restuff Pillow-San. They start making out as the walk away.
Sans leans against the wall next to a teachers class room, the teacher Kyra Sensei. Kyra Sensei looks down at Sans taking a sip of coffee from her mug.
“What the fuck are they feeding these kids?”
She says, barely shocked after witnessing the fight that just happened, Alpha Demon King Wolf Hybrid’s body still on the floor. Sans looks up at her and shrugs.