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"Today we are here with Chuuya Nakahara, the young mobster who became an executive after Dazai's desertion. Tell us what you think of your partner's desertion." The mob reporter said.
"I was at home waiting to eat and I haven't eaten yet" Chuuya said with a sad expression.
"Aren't you scared that the demon prodigy is loose in the world and has the mob as his number one enemy?" The girl asked.
"Considering your relationship with the man, do you think something could happen to you?" The cameraman asked
"Yes, I'm going without food" Chuuya said sadly
"Are you serious? Chuuya" Kouyou said in disbelief
Chuuya grabbed the camera and put it so that only he could be seen
"DAZAI, YOU CAN'T ABANDON US, YOU'VE LEFT THREE MOUTHS UNFED. THINK ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN!" Chuuya said, regretting not being able to eat the dark-skinned boy's delicious food "I don't care if you want Mori dead, I can help you with that but come back I WANT TO EAT" The redhead said to the camera in front of everyone
The redhead's phone rang and Chuuya read a message "Are you serious?"
"Yes" Chuuya said looking at the camera
The phone rang again with a message that said "In five minutes at the Akutagawa's house"
The reporter, the cameraman and Kouyou looked in disbelief as Chuuya flew out of the place
"So what's for dinner?" Chuuya asked entering through the door of the Akutagawa brothers' apartment
"Dazai is making Sukiyaki" Gin said with a smile
Chuuya sat at the table next to the other two and waited for the dark-haired boy to bring the pot
"Are you going to keep your promise?" Dazai asked looking Chuuya in the eyes
"Yes" Chuuya said nodding repeatedly eager for the food
"Then bon appetit" Dazai said uncovering the pot
"Thank you Dazai-san" The three said at the same time while blessing the table
And that's how Mori was sold for a simple plate of food and died at the hands of an enthusiastic redhead
The next day the mafia had a new Boss which was Hirotsu and had recovered his executive, who was promoted to assistant/secretary/bodyguard and Hirotsu taught Dazai how to use a Katana so now Dazai had a new weapon and everyone knew that Chuuya would sell anyone just to make Dazai not stop cooking for him