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Housespouse (or, How to Domesticate a Wolverine - by Wade Wilson) by Curupia
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
26 Aug 2024
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Summary
The thing about spending so much time around Wade was that ninety percent of the time you could ignore one hundred percent of what he was saying, and you wouldn’t miss a thing.
But every now and then, something sticks. It would worm its way into Logan’s brain and make a home for itself, awakening things he didn’t even realize lay dormant and causing mini existential crises on a near weekly basis.
It was never obvious in the moment. Just a word or phrase that would stick out and then bam! Cue the incessant rumination and restructuring of his brain chemistry.
The latest one being the word housespouse.
It was a stupid word.
It wasn’t even technically a real word.
But it was stuck. Ratting around and ringing in his ears every time he caught himself doing anything remotely domestic (which happened to be a lot more than he’d realized).
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A sort of 5+1-ish. Set in the same timeline as the previous fic in this series. You don't have to read it for this to make sense, but it'd be really cool if you did :)Series