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Sans was taking a walk in a forrest when suddenly he was ATTACKED! He was trying his best to deffend himself but they were too powerful! “Son of a-” He groaned had to surrender due to not being able to escape. They nocked him out and took him to a place underground far, FAR away. He found out that there was many more that had lost to this mystery monster and were now owned by them. He had tried to escape many times but ended up getting punnished brutally every time he did. He now had many scars and bruises, also a crack in his skull, not to mention the rips in his clothes.
Even with all this happening, his best friend, Jack skeleton, helped him keep hope in his skull. Jack missed his life too back in Holloween town, he wished he could go back to see his beloved family again.
There were meny more who have been capturned from alternet universes, but they were kept in sepret cells spesialised for not letting then excape. Sans himself, was in a chamber that never alowed him to use his magic so he couldn’t teleport away. Not that he really could anyway, he was hurt badly from his last attmpts.
As of right now, Sans was being weeled away on a hospital like bed, strapped down by the metal that prevented his powers from rising as he was taken to an experiment lab once again for another test. At this time he would iusualy struggle but now he knew there was no excaping.
One of the scientists brought a syringe to sanses arm and enjectted all of the fluid into it. Sans started to scream in pain and try to get out of the restraints, but of of course no use. The scientists muffled him with his hand becuase his ears were gonna bleed
Sans bit the scientists hand hard so it would bleed. The scientist screamed as so much blood spewed out. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” he then punched Sans uncontious and cintinued with the experiment.
Afterwards, Sans ended up getting sick to to point he had to be carried everywhere by Jack or a gaurd. He over heard the sientist talk about how this wasn’t part of the plan, making Sans mad. “Bitch…” he mumbled under his breath. He cuaghed blood out through his mouth and fell down. Shrek helped him up “Are you okay? Do you need a BO-UH OF WA-UH?” he said in a deep brittish accent that Sans got offened by. “YOU WANT TO CATCH DEEZ HANDS SCALLYWAG!?”
Sans suddenly starts walking again due to the power of the lgbtq communiny and his own aroace ass. He and Sreck start fighting on the rainbow road from Mario cart, with Shrek using the power of British people and Sans using the power of gayness.
The battle was fearce and nobody ended up winning because the gaurds came in and seperated the two. The fight made Sans more sick then ever and was in need of sergery that nobody wanted to pay for because this is America.
Sans bed rotted for weeks on end due to his sick state, almost dieing a few times but with the power of the gay comunity, he was able to servive. Shrek however was doing better then ever, using his british accsent mofre offten to offend people and just over all being an oger.
Then he farted. the end
(Okay that was the end of the weird story me and my sis came up with (Yes she wrote the ending) I had a lot of fun doing this with her dispite the weird jokes:D)