Actions

Work Header

i fucking hate tomatoes

Summary:

this ks a crack fic but uh. think shuake equals akirui . But an shiraishi is the actual akechi.
Follows the whole fake suicide thing akechi does to joker but akirui and more stupid written st 12 am

i love my pjskpersona au its so great (im lying i habent touched it for months *sharts)

tomatoes are red guys and so is akitos face after hes been shot hahha👎👎🍅🍅🍅🍅

Work Text:

“Honey, i’m home—“
rui walks into leblanc, speaking softly to akito before being pelted by…TOMATOES.
he catches one! Two! Three! Four! They just keep coming btw (farts)

rui stares in shock at him and the rest of his friends all ARMED with tomatoes.

“I’m hurt, truly hurt!”
he whines, juggling 6 tomatoes, watching as akito’s unbothered expression turns amused, a smug look spreading all over his face.
i knew it… rui supresses the urge to hit akito even harder than the tomatoes can hit rui’s hands.

he shouldn’t fret. He has the suicide all planned out. Detective An knows how she wants him to enact the plan. the phantom thief’s leader…

 

 

He stands smugly, taking one last longing look at the boy before him.
“Akito Shinonome,” he muses, “committed suicide in captivity. Case closed,”

His blood continues spreading and starts dripping off of the table. How amusing is that, rui thinks.

He can hear detective an’s praise in his ears. He longs for it. He’s simply her weapon of justice. He’s the reason why her world is still running.

I JUDG SANNA BE PART KF YOUR SYOHINRYYY😼😼😼🔥🔥🔥WILL YOU HOLD ME TIGHG AND NOT LET GO🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥🦶🦶 SYMPHONRYYYYY🥰🥰🥰😁😁😍😍😍 (insert jumoimg dolpjins infromt kf a rainbow and shit)