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“What does this one do?”
“Oh, that’s a good one, if you turn that one sideways—“
“What about this one?”
“No, no, twist it in the other direction…”
“Here, George, pull this lever and I’ll spin this wheel.”
“No, actually, don’t do that. Very bad. Worlds explode.”
“Faster!” the twins shouted.
“Really, don’t touch that!”
Sparks. The TARDIS shuddered just before it slammed to a halt.
“Now, you’ve done it, Fred.”
“Excellent. Let’s see where we ended up.”
The boys scrambled to the door.
“You didn’t even say it was bigger on the inside!” the Doctor shouted after them.