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As nuts because their all insane to different degrees

Scout: Pecan (is it pecan or pecan, this always starts arguments just like scout)

Soldier: Acorn (they both have hats)

Pyro: Chestnut (they are the nut most commonly roasted, I thought it was fitting)

Demo: Pistachio (ya, did you know pistachios can freaking explode)

Heavy: Hazelnut (their a hard nut to crack *drum sound* and also nutella goes on sandwiches)

Engie: Walnut (walnuts kind of look like brain and well the mans smart)

Medic: Black Walnut (they look like lungs, they're bolder too ie. Doesn't hide their crazy as much)

Sniper: Macadamia (they are also known as bush nuts)

Spy: Almond (they hide in a lot of things, like you're eating candy and all of a sudden BAM a freaking almond)

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Scout: boston cream (gee I wonder why)

Soldier: sprinkled (its a classic)

Pyro: burnt chocolate (chocolate because why not and burnt because, well its Pyro)

Demo: drunkin (it's a real thing, their kind of soggy though)

Heavy: bear claw (I almost went with a Viking donut but like he's not Nordic)

Engie: donut hole ( their small :D)

Medic: raspberry powder (because the insides are like blood)

Sniper: long John ( their both long, if you want you could also say maple bar)

Spy: twist (it's the fanciest donut I could find)

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Scout: Japanese bobtail ( seal point (that's a fancy way of saying Siamese) and tabby flavored)

Soldier: Siberian Forest ( raccoon colors, he has a teacup as a hat)

Pyro: Ragamuffin (flame point, I know I know I'm a genius)

Demo: Scottish fold ( brown mackeral and brown fielding)

Heavy: Maine coon ( smoked gray black, a Maine coon shocking I know)

Engie: Munchkin (Dilute calico)

Medic: Somali (Ruddy, that means he's a black cat that looks red)

Sniper: Sokoke (classic tabby, their also illegal in the USA)

Spy: Oriental long hair (seal point)

To heck with it I'm doing the girls

Zhanna: Maine coon (smoked black)

Miss Pauling: Burmilla (shaded silver)

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Scout: blueberry (the classic muffin)

Soldier: banana and nuts (he's bananas)

Pyro: burnt (because I said so)

Demo: oatmeal (sue me I like oatmeal muffins)

Heavy: cheese (I didn't know muffins could be savoury but it suits him)

Engie: mini muffin (no, I will never get tired of the short jokes)

Medic: cinnamon raisin (cinnamon raisin things are really popular in Germany for some reason)

Sniper: chocolate chip ( I...I started running out of ideas, I'm sorry)

Spy: zucchini (because who likes zucchini)

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Scout: humming bird (he is speed)

Soldier: BALD EAGLE!! (AMERICA!!!!!!!)

Pyro: bronzwing pigeon (their top wing feathers are iridescent)

Demo: tern (don't really know, just though it would be nice)

Heavy: Andean condor (one of the largest of the flying birds, their a kind of vulture)

Engie: crow (man those things are freaking smart)

Medic: dove (who could have guessed)

Sniper: horned owl (it's fitting)

Spy: mockingbird (so he has an easier time coping others voices)

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Scout: leafeon (he's like a leaf in the wind, weirdly fast and sometimes they hit you in the face)

Soldier: sylveon (it was either him or pyro, I went with the funnier option)

Pyro: flareon (I couldn't not make him fire, its sacrilegious)

Demo: umbreon (he played with dark magic, its also an opposite fairy)

Heavy: glaceon (ice is hard and painful when you get hit with it)

Engie: jolteon (he works in electronics, it was that or make him a leafeon, didn't make sence)

Medic: vaporeon (ever watched ATLA, water is healing and very scary)

Sniper: espeon (I think the physic ability would help with hitting targets)

Spy: eevee (well he could be any of them)

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Scout: a elf tiefling monk of the way of astral self variety (I thought about making him a bard at first but bards aren't really a offensive class, and apparently you can actually have a stupid monk. (A tiefling is the descendent of a human and a demon) he's half elf because of spy.)

Soldier: a orc fighter, monster hunter to be exact (originally he was going to be the barbarian but I honestly thought it would suit Heavy better. I know what your thinking and yes he does have animal handling and a army of dire raccoons)

Pyro: a brass dragon born sorcerer, the draconic bloodline of course ( yes most of his spells are fire related but he does have the spells "friend", "detect magic", and "see invisibility")

Demoman: a human (mark of making) blood hunter order of the mutant ( I am going to be completely real for a sec, this was the hardest one to make yet, I spent hours debating with myself and scouring the internet for help to no avail, I was very close to making him a paladin oath breaker but then I saw the words "blood hunter" and thought that was way cooler, I know technically theirs demoknight and a paladin would make more sense but I really didn't want to so I compromised by giving him the knight background)

Heavy: a goliath barbarian of the ancestral guardian ( this one was fairly simple and came together quite nicely, I thought his main ancestral guardian could be his father)

Engineer: a gold kobold armorer artifice ( this one was actually really fun to make, artifice was really a no brainer, the real though went into his race he had to be a small race of course but I didn't really think that any of the more humanoid races really fit him so kobold. I went with a gold kobold because their known to have a very high ego (the man referred to himself as a god, don't @ me) and never really stay angry for long... The only thing that didn't completely fit was the fact that gold kobold's are pretty obvious to the world around them)

medic: a fallen aasimar cleric of the death domain ( a claric for obvious reasons, but with the (not so much of a twist) twist of him being basically a cleric necromancer, its fitting, also an aasimar because I think I'm funny, for those who don't know an aasimar is a descendent of a human and angle)

Sniper: a horned owl flavored aarokocra monster slayer ranger ( I don't really know what to say his came to me really quickly, also an aarokocra is a bird person)

Spy: a changleing rouge assassin ( the way I handle changing is a little...off the books, so basically a changleing can be born to any race and its kind of random, well it has to be in your blood line but it's kind of how a aasimar or trifling works.)