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Hamilton was sitting in the front seat in an Acura TLX with Burr, Angelica, and Maria. They were parked outside of a target, Burr was is the front passenger seat and Angelica and Maria were in the back seat. Hamilton had a huge box of Oreo that he was eating.
Burr reached over for an Oreo but Hamilton slapped his hand.
“I paid for these so they’re mine” Hamilton said to Burr.
“Alex, you’re rich, please??” Burr tried.
“Yeah c’mon Alex, give Burr his cookie!” Angelica said from the back seat.
“Nuh-uh” He replied.
“You’re just going to eat those non-stop aren’t you?” Maria asked.
“Why do you eat Oreos like they’re going out of style?” Burr asked, trying to take an Oreo.
“I am not throwing away my Oreos!” Alex said pulling the box away from him.
The radio was quietly setting the background but it switched from “Shape of you” to Jojo Siwa’s Karma. Maria ironically loved the song, but everyone else hated it.
“NO NO NO!” Burr shouted try to turn it off, but Maria got to the radio first and turned the volume all the way up.
“Turn it off god dammit I don’t want to wait for it!” Alex showed trying to turn it off himself.
“Maria you little shit!” Angelica shouted out grabbing Maria from behind and pulling her back to the backseat before Burr switched the radio.
“Aw man, how can you say no to this song though?” Maria said, fluttering her eyelids.
By now Hamilton opened his phone and then opened twitter.
“Guys look what Donald trump said on twitter,” he said, tilting the phone towards everyone else.
“Erm actually it’s X now,” Maria said.
“No one gives a shit,” Burr said to Maria.
“Hey don’t talk to her like that! I give a shit!”
“Guys,” Hamilton said, trying to get everyone’s attention.
“You have Oreo crumbs on your face Alexander” Angelica said flatly.
“Well I’m never satisfied” Hamilton said, wiping away the crumbs with his sleeve, “Anyway way Donald trump just tweeted “that dude didn’t follow the ten duel commandments. Send money to support me.”
“That guy is out of touch” Angelica said shaking her head.
“Why does he tweet like he’s running out of time?” Alex asked,
“Tweet day and night like he’s running out of time?” Burr added.
“He just can’t say no to it” Maria shrugged.
“Noooo!” Alex shouted, “He just tweeted saying that Jojo Siwa was going to shoot him next!” Hamilton laughed.
“Well she better follow the ten duel commandments” Burr said.
“Wait hold on, I’m getting a call” Angelica said, “Be quiet”
“Hello?”
“It’s Washington, y’all are just sitting in front of target right?” Washington said over the phone.
“Yeah why?” Angelica asked.
“I’m going to sky zone, you should come, there are too many random kids here” He said.
“Okay cool,” Angelica said, hanging up.
“Let’s go to the sky zone where it happens,” Alex said.
“I wanna be at the sky zone where it happens” Burr said.
Hamilton took the car out of park and started pulling out of the parking spot.
“Yes!!” Maria said.
“Wish you could say no to this,” Burr sighed, shaking his head.
Fin.