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1. Harry Potter/Yokai Watch
Harry isn’t human. He is the son of our favorite flower girl Camellia and badass biker dad Venoct.
Camellia upon hearing exciting stories about the human world (magical part more so) goes out to explore it herself. She of course talks to her husband and their six sons (all their sons are alts of Venoct. Harry is Sakura Venoct.) about it first. Once she gets to England and hearing all about the schools of magic, she decides to check it out. Taking the form of a small child she enters Hogwarts and is happy for a few years.
Venoct meanwhile is becoming power dad.
On the eve of Camellia’s seventh year Dumbledore finds out what she is and using a spell/ritual combination traps her in the human world. Venoct doesn’t know what’s happening until Camellia doesn’t show up at their house for break. He goes to meet her instead and finds out the horrible actions taken against her family. Despairing they “comfort each other” and Harry is conceived. Venoct promises to free her of course and so contacts Camellia”s sisters “The Queen of Ice and Winter” Blizzaria and “The Queen of Darkness” Demona.
Together they search for a way to free Camellia but they are too late. Camellia is forced into a slave bond with James BY James, his friends, and Dumbledore. “Harry” is born (Harry isn’t his real name because James isn’t his father). And ultimately Camellia is murdered by Voldemort. The good news James died that night to.
Blizzaria and Demona convince Venoct to focus on his children and their future while they hunt down Harry. He isn’t happy with the two blocking him out but excepts it anyway. Venoct instead turns his sights to the heads of the Tribes. They sit down and go over the numbers. There are far too many disappearances for their tastes. A Task Force is created to find out where the lost are and if they can bring them home.
Blizzaria and Demona find Harry in the Dursleys’ hands. They are muggle in this and very much in Dumbledore’s hands. They bring him home and end the Dursleys… violently. Hell hath no fury.
Harry grows happy, healthy, and sassy as fuck. Plus having six older brothers teaches him how to kick butt. One day the little brat overhears his dad talking about the child yokai Lost in the human world. There is a large number of signatures in England. One of Harry’s friends Blazion asks him to help find someone important. So…. Against his father’s knowledge and permission Harry does what he will always do. Well with his brothers staring over his shoulder too. All seven boys and Sayer the Shmoopie (Harry’s Best Friend) vanish into the human world with protection amulets (to keep Dumbledore from finding out what they are).
The boys intend to find the children in Hogwarts and get them out. But pissed off papa and aunts sweep in before they can do anything other then sit down at their house tables. A long conversation ensues that equates to Harry saying “We can do this dad. Please trust us”. Time gose by with the boys finding the children and Blizzaria, Demona, and Venoct removing them over holidays. Harry develops feelings for a certain white haired beauty (Draco is Zazel).
I haven’t flushed out the end other then the fact that the yokai are attacked once again but this time from Dumbledore and his lust for power and Voldemort and his want for… well everything he can’t have.
Harry’s brothers: Hyouju Orochi, Tsukimi Orochi, Orochi-senpai (Eldest), Nerochi, Shinken Kakusei Juushinka Orochi, Illuminoct.
I haven’t figured out their names either.
2. Harry Potter/Pokemon
Harry meets Hermione in pre-K when she uses her magic to steal Dudley’s voice. She basically told him “If you can’t say anything intelligent then don’t say anything at all”. She also sees far too much about Harry for his own liking. One day she drags him to her father’s car and demands he do something to protect her new friend. Her dad takes one look at Harry and says, “I’m calling your uncle Sanchez”. Hermione’s family has magic in it, all those members are out of the UK. Once Hermione’s mom sees Harry, she immediately takes a liking to him.
Several doctors visit and one threatening talk with the Dursleys (thank you Hermione’s mom) they take custody of Harry. Sanchez insists that they go to Gringotts Bank, a branch outside of England. Eventually The group of four end up learning a few things that send the parents into a near blind rage. Harry also excepts Hermione into his family via a blood ritual and also except Hermione’s parent as his own via a secondary ritual.
The parents (I haven’t figured out the names yet) end up collapsing because of the influx of magic into their small bean of magic. That is how they find out their cores are frozen. The goblins insist they go through Core Therapy to undo the damage. The sibling ritual gave Hermione and Harry physical changes ending in them looking very much like twins. Harry then starts going by Hyperlion, Hyper for a nickname.
The new family beings to learn more about the world they were suddenly thrown into. Its how they find out that the pokemon that lived amongst them had a deeper connection with wizards. Pokemon are wizards/witches’ familiars. Whereas they are only pets for muggles. Harry finds his as its dying. A shiny eevee named Scout. Draco’s familiar is a normal eevee. Hermione’s familiar is a male Esper. Mom’s familiar is actually the familys pet mightyena. Dad’s familiar died before they could meet and bond. On that note witch/wizards can only have one familiar.
Eleven years old Hyper and Hermione debate where they want to go. Hogwarts or the Alolan Academy of Magic. They are leaning towards Hogwarts... until they meet Draco during one of their shopping trips to gather school supplies. Draco brings up mudbloods and it pisses Hyper off of course. Hyper fires back by telling Draco he is an idiot, that is words are an offence to Lady Hecate, and that Draco will not talk to him again until he educate himself and begs the goddess of magics forgiveness. And with that interaction Draco Hyper and Hermione choose to go to Alola.
Hermione falls for someone OTHER THEN RON (I see her with Cilan). Ash is Harry/Hyperlion’s cousin and is dating Gladion. Ash doesn’t have pikachu as his familiar, he has hisuian zorua. Gladion has normal zorua. The kids are sixteen when Draco runs a crossed them on melemele island as Hyper, Hermione, Ash and Gladion enjoy a bit of time in town.
Dumbledore mean while has been throwing the biggest hissy fit and Voldemort decided to use Luna’s blood to give himself a body. She and her aurorus kick his ass until he apparates away. The two aren’t having the best of time and so adjust their plans using others for their weird pissing contest.
Rules:
There are no Legendaries. No sub Legendaries. (Imagine Voldemort and all his ego waltzing up to Arceus and demanding he bow before him…. Arceus would blast his atoms to the four winds)
A pokemons type matches the moves it can use. Example a grass type can only use grass type moves.
There are no inorganic pokemon other then ghosts.
Any pokemon move can hurt because it is energy and energy can hit all things or at least disrupt them.
Any Pokemon character form any media can be in this world. So if you liked Forest and Forester then have them dancing in their favorite forest.
A pokemon who needs a specific environment to survive you know like FISH. Unless it is a familiar to a wizard. Magic and all that. Think of Luna’s Amora with a arctic field around it.
The towns in the pokemon world can be substituted for a town or city in the Harry Potter verse. So ball you Londaners are now Motostokeians.
3. Harry Potter forth year rewrite
On Harry’s 13 birthday he begins to have visions of a wonderous place and beautiful people. These dreams continue to grow in frequency. One night just before the beginning of a Hogwarts new year the dream changes. The people begin to interact with him. Harry finds out they are his family by blood from his mothers true lineage. These people are High Elves (think LOTR elves). The night of the whole “Hagrid shows Harry the dragons thing” Harry meets with his some of his family in the forest.
They convince him to forgo the tournament all together. The only thing he will be giving up is his wizards magic that has some how been trapping his High Elf magic. His fam takes him to their lands where he is introduced to a place called The Chamber of Prayers. Within it is a meditation room with a sensory deprivation chamber.
Harry is placed into it while the magic of the goblet violently pulls his wizards magic from him. He doesn’t come out for 73 hours. He its sorta visited by his mom who tells him about herself and James… She is none to gentle about the bullshit that is James. The only good thing James did was help save Harry’s life.
Once He gets out it will take a bit form Harry to recover. His family of course helps him and then revenge is the next best thing. The wixen world has once again fucked him over and moved on like it was just a small hiccup in the road. Not only that but Lilly gave Harry information that changes his perspective on a few things. One being Voldemort who is Lilly’s cousin by blood.
4. Harry Potter (I have dubbed it Remaking Harry Potter)
Harry becomes suicidal during 4th year. And Dobby tells him about the RoR early. Harry uses it as his sanctuary. The room gives him the means to do as he wants/plans. To die. He find that thanks to the little shard of Voldie inside him using Harry’s own magic to forcefully heal him he can’t die. So his mind jumps forward to purchase a blade’ strap it to his thigh, and make it so no one but he and voldie can see/touch it.
He also finds a recipe to make a poison that only has 2 means to stop it. He also has several near death visions with the gods themselves. Lady Magic gives Harry a message and a small item (I imagine a coin) for Voldemort. Harry also finds the link between himself and Voldemort during the chat with the celestial beings.
Once 4th year is over Harry uses the link to pull himself to Voldie. A fight ensues with Harry full defense and Voldemort unable to get a hit in. So snake man moves in close and uses the blade to stab Harry. Basically Harry commits suicide by Voldemort. Harry hands the small object to Voldie and says thanks has he collapses.
Lady Magic pulls Voldie’s mind into her realm and puts the fear of gods into his dumbass. Then she shoves him back into his world. It only takes a few seconds. Voldie casts a strong modified stasis charm on Harry as the toxic Magics wrapped around and into him breaks giving a visible and audible sound. Harry’s soul bond with Draco is seen.
That bond is stopped by an ugly wall of malicious magic put there by Lucius. Narcissa kicks his ass and staches him down in the dungeons so she can show him just how wrong he is for fucking with her son.
Harry once truly visible is deformed, disfigured, and heavily scarred. So with a team of master healers they clean the poison from his system. They use healthy tissues to grow Harry’s very damaged organs (thanks to the abuse, basilisk venom, and phoenix tears) including his tongue and eye. The only organ they can’t replace is his brain. The healers replace his bones slowly. They have to adjust the bones into the proper place otherwise they’d grow back in the exact same place as the were vanished from. Harry’s skin needs grafts and lazar treatment to clean and fix.
All the while Draco is being over protective. Stationing a elf in Harry’s room without anyone but his mother knowledge. Which is how the catch Snape trying to do harm to Harry. Voldie on the other hand is franticly trying to do as the gods demand. Fixing his mistakes. Adjusting the shard in Harry’s head so it is helps him instead of harms him. That is how his brain/mind starts to heal.
5. Another Harry Potter 4th year rewrite
When Harry was young he fled his uncles wrath and find a mystical world (moon shadow realm in Dragon Quest 8). He befriend the elves specifically Ishmari the master craftsmen and his sister Ishtar a master healer. Harry finds the doorway to their realm through ruins just outside of Surry. They help him when the abuse gets to bad. Even healing him and finding a multitude of spells that are toxic to a growing Harry.
During 2nd year Dobby sticks with Harry instead of going to work in Hogwarts. That’s how Harry get to and from the Moon Shadow Realm without risking his relatives finding out. Dobby bonds with Harry in order to help him more.
During 4th year, just after Harry’s name pops out of the goblet he is in potions. He is some how partnered with Seamus. The potion they are creating needs mercury. Well Seamus not finding any just grabs what he thinks with mercury. The potion eventually explodes. Fragments of the mercury vail is imbedded in Harry’s skin as well ad other. Snape being an ass won’t let Harry go until Hermione threatens to go to the police because the man refusing Harry medical treatment is ABUSE.
It's to late though. The transformations has begun in all students Gryffindor and Slytherin a like. All the students were to busy watching the back and forth to worry about the fact some of them were bleeding. Harry ends up in a fever induced coma waking sporadically. Harry wakes lucid for a moment and over hears the adults around him talking about him. What they say frighten him. So Harry calls for dobby to come to him quietly. Dobby takes Harry to Ishtar before he ends up out of his mind again.
Ishtar finds out that Harry was subjected Unicorn blood. This blood was dying. The magic in it was fading. Once it entered into Harry’s body it began turning Harry’s body into a place where it can survive. Ishtar calls it a Transformative Infection. It isn’t killing Harry but the boy won’t be the same after.
The unicorn blood is exchanging Harry’s own blood, it is invading his magical core “purifying it”, and it is ultimately changing him physically. After the transformation is done Harry has to learn how to walk and talk all over again. He is a humanoid unicorn (think the movie The Last Unicorn). Ishmari and Ishtar adopt him and give him a new name along with it. I’ve always saw him as Ilunas (thank you pokemon). Also the gods had been whispering to Ishmari and Ishtar to do that for years but someone from the elder council kept telling them it would be a mistake. That person turns out to be a heretic and the gods make an example of him.
It takes almost two years for Harry/Ilunas to learn/master the things his new body can do. And then he and is siblings start seeking answers for all the things they’d found while healing Harry/Ilunas. During a trip outside of the Realm Harry/Ilunas runs into his mate Draco. The stallion of their herd. And no their will be no Draco mating with all the females. In my head these unicorns are like wolves. One mate and mate for life. They eventually meet all the people who had been changed. This includes Voldemort since Barty took infected blood from Harry while he was in Hogwarts infirmary.
The group find out that they weren’t the only ones changed that day. People/herds were popping up all over the world. A new species had been created via the gods wills. This species will turn the world on its head.
6. Harry Potter/Final Fantasy 7
A young harry is on a very not fun vacation with his relatives. Dudley being the brat/ass that his made into is kicking his dads seat. Vernon turns his fury on Harry. Pulling the car over the fat man then pulls little Harry out of the car and down to a near by creek where he drowns that toddler. Harry ends up in limbo where his mom comes to see him. She tells him who his father is. Its Genesis. And then teaches Harry how to help free his father. One second in the living world in one month in Limbo. Harry was gone for almost a full min.
In the outside world Harry’s magic explodes out of him in a bid to save it’s host and itself. Vernon is thrown away. He scrambles back up to the car and drives away. But they don’t get far. Harry’s magic pull in natures/raw magic to fuel it. Blasting apart any malicious magics that shouldn’t be on Harry. His heart starts back up.
OP baby is op. Harry sets out to find his dad’s friend but in order to save/recuse his dad he needs special things. He needs Silver and gold ore and moonstone for Hecate. Elven wine and pristine eagle feathers for Hebe. White poplar, mint, and pomegranates for Hade. Magic, Life and Death. But he will need some more human as well. He tracks down the Dursley. Using the magics his mom taught him he transfigures them into dolls, puts them in a back pack, and leaves. Petunia is foe Hecate, Dudley for Hebe and Vernon for Hades.
Harry dose find Sephiroth and Angeal. They were very well hidden. Harry convinces them to help him free his papa. And of course Cloud and his group is there. Cid and Vincent take on the roll of grandpa. Aerith the plucky aunt. Yuffie the annoying older sister. Nanaki the fuzzy best friend. Barrett the loud protective uncle. Reeve the rich relative that can make things happen with a simple phone call. Zack the playmate. Tifa the creepy two faced aunt (I don’t like her character towards certain other character… amongst other things).
The group using Lilly’s instructions goes on a worldwide trek to find where Genesis was sealed away. The ritual Needed to be done before the next blue moon which gave them a three week window.
7. Harry Potter a scene that should have been and the results from it.
Harry is a muggle raised kid. He had only spent a few hours around magic before he was loaded onto the Hogwarts Express that first time. So that moment where he opens the chocolate frog… it freaks him out by jumping not out the window but instead into his face. The thing moves and acts like a normal frog. So Harry believes the thing is real and doesn’t believe it isn’t no matter how many people tell him. Harry’s new little friend has to take cold so his bugs an older year to teach him something stronger then the cooling charm. An arctic blast of air will keep it cold for a lot longer after all. But little Harry also has to fix his friend when it begins to melt or when someone tries to eat it. RON.
Several weeks into this routine and Harry draws the eyes of the Weasley twins. They want to help but being 3rd years they have no idea how to do that . So they go to the master herself. McGonagall. Who in turn calls on her master. They cast a few diagnostics on the frog… after stealing the frog from Harry. They find out that because of the care given and the magic Harry was accidently putting into the little piece of chocolate as well as the residue of magic use around and on it the magics were mutating. The magic itself was gaining sentience.
The group calls in a chocolate and a animal behavioralist to help out with what they wanted to do. Together they find that the form the magics is tied to doesn’t matter. with a little work and flair Harry becomes the proud owner of a adamantine Tibbitt that will continue to grow with him. Its like a four week old kitten right now. New baby is new. The little creature can’t eat normal foods so small nuggets of purified ore is what Harry must feed it. The metal is different colors so as not to stay out to much. The fur on the cat is soft and will only jab into the palms of those who wish Harry harm.
8. Why not use muggle means
Harry’s 4th Year. I haven’t figured out a way to beat a dragon other the smoke bombs and fire retardant suits. The second task. Harry just needs a paddle board, an under water para mic, a respirator, and flippers… and his wand. There you go a muggle means to a magical problem. The 3rd task a nautical compass, hedge trimmers or chainsaw. The judges said the cup was in the middle of the maze. Copass gives Harry the proper direction and a chainsaw to cut the hedges off at the root. The sound will most likely keep things and people away. The wizards don’t even know what it is.
The battle of Hogwarts didn’t need to be so damned bloody,,, for the light anyway. Designate strong people to erecting a shield while the rest are armed with rapid fire guns. And put people on the roof aimed for center mass on the trolls with 50 cal rifles. Unless someone it stupid enough to walk out into that mess the Defenders don’t need skill. Spray and Pray as the saying goes.
Also there are countless “ghost” towns littered around the world. Why can’t the wizards take over those. They are empty for a reason, but is it a reason Magic can’t fix?
Why didn’t Hermione, Harry, and Ron take a plane out of England while they were hunting down the horcruxes. There are shelters for the homeless everywhere. Why not go there for food or food pantry. Street smarts they do not have.
9. Harry Potter/Naruto
The battle is over a Voldemort has won. Draco, Luna, Neville, Ardian P, and Flint (the last two are the for revenge. Voldie killed their lovers and family) make a last ditch effort to save Harry and end this farse of a war. It goes about as one would expect. Malfoy Manor is in ruins but Luna uses the last of its magics to create a spell that will trap anyone they want in there as well as drawn others that hold The Mark through it. The trapped will eventually die in there. The only thing is that it needs a sacrifice to activate. The boys/young men except this exchange. All but one. Luna will not allow Draco to tie his life force to this spell.
The group gets in through Draco’s knowledge. Two go down as they make it up the stairs. One more goes down as they reach the room Harry is contained in. Draco and Luna make it inside and to Harry. As they are apparating away voldie hits them a spell at the same time as luna. The magics combine to shunt them through dimensions. Landing them in Naruto’s world. Luna gave them one last message. “The gods gift must live”. Draco and Harry are Komainu mates. Naruto through his connection with Kurama and adoption by a Komainu with the blessings of the gods themselves turns Naruto into a Inari. His mate is Sasuke but the little idiot doesn’t know that… yet.
Draco ends up blood adopting Naruto after seeing how horrid the boys village is to him. And since Draco and Harry had to show just who and what they are the Inuzuka clan has taken them in. The Inuzuka know the gods hands are amongst but it seems no one other then them understands the meaning of Draco and Harry showing up there.
Harry is given special gifts through his Master of Death title. He can open a gateway into deaths realm and pull certain people through. Reviving them completely. Sasuke hears this and hurts Harry almost killing him by forcing Harry’s power out of him. Harry in unconscious when the get is opened and his soul is sucked into the void. Draco has to go get him. He has a long talk with gods of Naruto’s world. He ask many questions and gets hardly any answers.
Returning to the living world with a fevering and unconscious Harry a pissed off Draco closes the gate with a snap before Sasuke’s dad can step through. Sasuke get angry and tries to attack but Draco puts him down hard.
Naruto is ill while going through his transformation and now Harry is kill because of Sasuke’s stupidity. Darco looks at the young raven and says “You aren’t worthy of the gods gift.”