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It's a random Sunday morning and you're clearing all of your emails, you stumble across one by "[email protected]". "Jeepers!!! Jeremy Fragrance responded to me.. Heh, let's see what he has to say.."
Jeremy Fragrance
[email protected]
To: You [email protected]
Sunday, July 21, 7:18 AM
I'm very Interested in You Y/n. Your Fragrance Is very Sexy. Add me On Snapchat so We can Meet Up.
You whip out your phone and add his snapchat, GYATTEBAYOOOOOOO!!
Jeremy Fragrance QUICKLY adds you back and after getting interrogated by questions like "Are you A virgin Y/n?" "Are you A Virgin Single Christian?" you both agree to meetup at some random place. A few days go by and you're now waiting to go on a date with the one and only! Jeremy spots you and starts inhaling the fragrance you chose. "AAAGHHGHUGHGHHHH~~~!!! What is This SEXY Fragrance That you Are Wearing, Y/N?"
(*You're wearing coco chanels no.5, tis a scent that combines florals and MUSKY scents with a little bit of vanilla, but you decide to lie for no good reason to be honest.*)
"I'm not wearing any fragrance today.." you say
"..No Fragrance? That is Not Coco Chanel? It has the musky scent of it. Maybe You are Blessed By god With Natural Sexy Fragrance. " He looks a little surprised while saying all this "Y/N I am Erected Physically from smelling You. I am impressed that you don't have a boyfriend yet.. "
"Lets have SEX Jeremy!!!!!" You shout out