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"Green, you like them, just admit it already so we can tease you, then help you get with Purple" Yellow said from her spot on the couch ( more like sitting on Blue, arguing "if you sit on a carpet on the floor you are sitting on the floor. Therefore I am sitting on the couch")
Green just let out an exasperated sigh.
"I don't like them. I don't have a crush on them"
"You do." Red said from the kitchen.
"Dude, just admit it already. It's no shame in liking them." Blue said.
Second came in with some snacks (because their cook was being held in place by a 50kg cat).
"Hey. What did I miss" he asked.
"Nothing much, just us trying to get Green to admit his crush-" said Yellow
"I don't have a crush!!"
"-on Purple"
Second sat down on the couch. "Green. You either are oblivious to your crush either are oblivious to how obvious you are in expressing it."
"I don't like them like that."
Second gave Yellow and Blue a look.
"Green. Let's play a game. Close your eyes." Second said.
"Now we'll ask you some questions, ok?" Blue asked
"Answer the questions with the first thing that comes to your mind" Yellow said. She warped her hands around Blues head.
"Now, what's your favorite color?" Blue asked
"Green"
"What's your favorite food?" Second asked
"Mashed potatoes"
"If you were on an abandoned island, what would be the first thing you would see?" Yellow asked. The others gave her a weird look, but that 'I know what I'm doing' spark in her eyes made them keep quiet.
"If Purple was here, what would be an urge you would have to suppress?" Yellow finally asked
"Kiss them."
...
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" Green yelled into the nearest pillow.
"See. You like them" Yellow said, while playing with Blue's hair.
Green would have snapped at her or something if he wasn't busy blushing.
"Guys! I burned the soda!" Red yelled from the kitchen.
"How do you even burn soda!?" Blue asked, getting up
"Well it started with the salad and the fire extended!"
"You burned a salad!?" Blue asked. "Yellow , do you mind?
"No. I'm sitting quite comfortably"
"No, like, do you mind getting off me?"
"Yes. I would mind."
"Uhh, I don't have time for this. Sometimes I wonder why am I dating you"
"Because you like when I bite your neck" Yellow said. Then, she started kissing Blue's neck.
"Yellow, stop. We're both going to fall." Blue tried to say. But she could bearlly get words out of her mouth so it sounded more like "Y-Yellow- s-stop. We're ah-"
Then they both fell back on the couch. So Second had to actually take out the fire.
'You know, I'd be like "Are you guys serious. This is serious and dangerous" if this wasn't a normal Tuesday.' Second thought, while sitting down and eating 'a bit too fried lettuce' as Red called it.