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"MOTHERFUCKER" sukuna slammed his fist on the desk, making yuuji jump. he turned to him confused.
"???? what's wrong"
"I'm out of WEED. NOW I HAVE TO GO OUT AND GET SOME. FUCK ME" he shouted again, grabbing at his hair. yuuji just stared at him.
"..well if you're going out can you get me some too?" yuuji asked, handing him some money. sukuna rolled his eyes and snatched it, walking off without saying anything.
"rude as fuck, ok." yuuji muttered, going back to his school work
sukuna put his hands in his pockets, grumbling as he walked up to the store. out of the corner of his eye he swore he saw someone.
"FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!" someone yelled extremely loudly. sukuna turned, trying to figure out where the fuck it had come from
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKK THIS PLACE CARDS FUUUUCK"
sukuna stared at the person slamming their head into a wall, and registered it as?? Probably yuujis friend he didn't know he doesn't give a shit about that kid
then. the worst possible thing that couldve happened to sukuna, in fact, happened.
"HEY youre itadoris uncle right????" she walked up to him
"im maki im like his best friend trust me. so I see you're here to buy weed right."
sukuna immediately rolled his eyes.
"can you PLEASE buy me some. literally I'll do whatever itadori wants for a week."
"why are you bribing me by offering to do something for someone else??" he asked
"I don't know dude JUST BUY ME IT toge is sick so he can't get it for me JUST DO IT" she was practically throwing herself while talking.
"oh my GOD whatever fine im already buying yuuji some so whatever." sukuna rolled his eyes, getting into the line to checkout.
maki stood behind him. it was really uncomfortable if you asked him.
"..can you get me the nerd gummy edibles." she whispered. sukuna rolled his eyes again, snatching them off the shelf
"damn bitch the nerd gummies?? fatty"
"I will tell the police you're supplying drugs to two minors"
"holy SHIT don't say it that loud."
maki hid behind him the entire time he checked out. once they walked out he shoved the drugs in her hands.
"here. why the fuck were you standing behind me like that"
"itadoris told me stories. I thought you were gonna lace me if I looked away."
"..yeah I probably would've— god DAMN ARE YOU OPENING THOSE NOW???"
maki looked up at him with her mouth full of the gummies. "yeah" she said mid chew
"holy FUCK you're a fein"