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"What do you mean, outside my jurisdiction?"
"You crossed the river dude. The Idol Saints are in charge of Kansas City, Kansas. Kansas City, Missouri is Crush Witches territory. I'll cut you some slack since you're new, but next time just stay in KCK."
"Wait, hold on, so there's two different magical girl teams in the same city just because it straddles a state border?"
"Technically it's two cities in the same metropolitan area."
"And we don't just cooperate and cover the whole area together because?"
"Hey, I didn't draw up the borders. You got an issue with it, take it up with the union."