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"Thats Ridiculous" - An Illogicality Story

Summary:

Another School Written Story
CW for mentions of
Murdering/Killing
The Afterlife
Yelling
Toxic Behaviors

Notes:

This is based on my own personal sanders sides au that i am working on, this may end up being deemed not canon to my AU as I rework it.

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Patton stared at Logan from a distance. Having been watching the angel before him for a couple of hours now. He just kept staring before suddenly running at top speed to the man. He tackled the man into a hug, a crooked smile on his face.

“Logiebear~!!” Patton practically yelled. He startled the other so bad that he got punched in the face..not to say he didn’t deserve it that is. Patton groaned in pain before suddenly hugging the other without permission.
Logan tried his best to pry off Patton, and after a few attempts, he succeeded. To be frank, he was not happy to see Patton at all.

“What in the heavens do YOU need NOW?” Logan said as he flew above Patton's reach, knowing that the other’s injured wings wouldn’t allow him to fly as well.

“Hey, that’s not fair” then suddenly he burst into giggles, “Don’t lose your head during your little flight, Logiebear~!”

Logan was bursting in flames, figuratively, and immediately threw his own head at Patton, knocking him off his feet. He flew down to pick up his head, listening to a pouting fallen angel.

“I know you love me Logan, c’mon don’t repress those feelings you have for me.” Patton said all flirtatious, trying to persuade the other to agree with his statement.

“That’s ridiculous. No I do not, you know this very well. You should know that, you were the reason I died in the first place, Patton. Why ALL our friends are dead!” he said angrily. His blood was beginning to boil, he knew he needed to get away from Patton as soon as possible.

“And I already told you WHY I did what I did, Logan!” He cried out, seeming upset now. “I did it for us..you weren’t supposed to know, but now I can finally have you in death!” Patton said, seeming rather deranged as he spoke.

“No, Patton! I never wanted that! You should have just told me how you felt! MY friends did NOTHING to deserve what you did to them!” Logan snapped. Gosh he looked amazing when he snapped, Patton had thought. Logan could see he was daydreaming and merely left.
Patton stood there, thinking of how amazing Logan was and how he needed him badly.. or else.

~5 Hours Later~

Patton for the past few hours was concocting a plan. What plan? A plan to get Logan to talk to him for a few good minutes. Now Patton wasn’t sure how he was going to accomplish this, BUT he knew that one thing got under Logan’s skin.

Incorrect science facts, Patton thought to himself, soon however before he even said anything Logan appeared in view and Patton lost his train of thought.

“Yes?” Logan asked rather sternly. His feathers puffed out in anger. Logan was not ready for the plan to get him to talk to the person he hated dearly.

Patton began, but forgot what he was going to do. Instead he, like any person would in this situation, blurted out a sentence. “Gosh, I really like your outfit.”

Logan had enough and began to go off on Patton.

“First, you killed MY friends and I with NO remorse. Next, YOU try to act as if you are apologetic even though you make no effort to change, AND THEN you pull this..this ACT????!”

Patton snapped back to his senses and glared at the man he was once head over heels for. “I am NOT playing an act! But fine, have it your way, just know after this, I do plan to make this afterlife a miserable one.”

Patton stormed off, his wings having puffed out from anger as well while Logan straightened himself out.

Logan sighed and decided it would be best to ignore the unwell man storming off before him.