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*We open to the Lincoln brothers in a Starbucks.*
Abe: Okay guys what do you want?
Robert: why are we even here?
Abe: well this is the only place besides the grassy knoll I wanna eat at.
Tad: Big brother look! They have stick candy!
Abe: that's a cake pop Tad.
Willie, Eddie, and tad: CAN WE HAVE SOME!
Robert:😑 Dont say yes abe-
Abe: YES
Robert: why me.
*they get in the front*
JFK: I er uh hey Lincoln boys!
Willie: is that your boy-
*Abe covers willies mouth*
Abe: heyyyy JFK! uhh you work here?
JFK: I know but technically its a side job I have next to the whole sports stuff
Abe: o-Oh! really.
JFK: yeah...
Tad: Hi Jack!
JFK: well isn't it Tad, Eddie and er uh Willie!
Willie: can I have a chocolate cakepop?
Eddie: me too!
JFK: alright so three cakepops, and what else?
Robert: I'll have a black coffee
Abe: I'll have a grande chocolate mocha
JFK: alright I'll be back.
*few minutes later*
JFK: your order is ready. Love ya Abe~
Abe: th-thanks!
*Abe runs off*
Robert: you have something to tell us-
Abe: NO!!