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Josuke had beaten up another kid at school who insulted his hair.
The poor fellow thought he was tough enough to beat Josuke in a fight and ended up with a face that was healed up in all the wrong ways, leaving him not only embarrassed to lose the fight, but he was now ugly as shit.
And Josuke? He got suspended from school for 2 weeks. To Josuke, it was worth it. It's easy to think he would rather cut off one of his fingers than get rid of that treasured hair of his. No one who knew him well enough dared to lay a finger on the top of his head, with one exception.
That exception would be Okuyasu.
Okuyasu was the only one who dared tease Josuke about his hair. Josuke knew Okuyasu. There was no getting any information through his thick skull. Even when Josuke broke Okuyasu's nose twice over his comments, there was no information being processed in that nonexistent brain of his. No, brain is an inaccurate word for the sludge between Okuyasu's ears. He probably just has a broken light bulb that occasionally gives the sparks Okuyasu runs on.
But anyways, Josuke was enjoying his 2 week break from school. He spent most of his days in his room playing video games or hanging out with Okuyasu. This particular Friday, the two of them decided to fuck around in the woods, because why not. Who was gonna disturb them there?
Okuyasu decided to bother Josuke about his hair again. Today he took it a step further. Okuyasu's broken light bulb decided it was a good idea to stick a finger inside Josuke's hair. And it made a crunchy sound that could probably be heard for miles. Okuyasu laughed out loud.
"Holy shit man, why does it sound like I poked a chip bag??" He was rolling on the floor laughing at his own little stunt. Josuke sighed in defeat and took a comb out of his pocket to fix the hole in his hair. Once Okuyasu was calmed down enough, he got up and said to Josuke
"Come on man, I need to try something."
"Fuck no you don't."
"C'mon, that thing is more gel than hair, you could probably repair that thing with your stand." This made Okuyasu fall on the floor again laughing at his own joke again.
"Nah, you're exaggerating it, I can't repair my own hair."
"Oh really? Prove it then."
Josuke, sure that he didn't put nearly as much hair gel as Okuyasu says, had Crazy Diamond try to fix the dent on his head.
Sure enough, he felt a tugging feeling on the place where Okuyasu poked.
The gel was reforming and bringing his hair along to reshape the dent. This triggered another fit of laughter from Okuyasu. "I fucking told you man, that thing is more gel than hair." Josuke didn't even know how to respond. Okuyasu calmed down and said "So now that I'm right and you're wrong, can I try something?"
Okuyasu tried to reach out to touch Josuke's hair, but Josuke dodged and said "what do you even plan to do?"
"You'll see" and soon enough Josuke begrudgingly allowed Okuyasu to mess around with his hair.
The first thing he did was agressively grab the front of the mass of gel and spray, making a sound equivalent to the loud crunching sound you hear in ASMR videos.
Okuyasu laughed out loud again. "Hey man, what the fuck is this?"
"What is what?"
"This thing inside your hair."
Josuke thought for a while before he realized what Okuyasu was talking about. "Ohhhhhhhhh wait no man, you probably don't wanna touch that. . . "
"What is it??"
"Don't ask questions."
"I guess I'll discover it myself then."
"You probably don't want to-" Okuyasu took out the object.
"Man, you have one of these?? This is small, I could handle more than that." Okuyasu was holding a pink dildo.
"What do you mean you could handle more???"
"Like I'm not gay or anything but I've-"
"Okuyasu, you can't just say the most gay sentence possible then say you're not gay."
"Says the one with the pink dildo in his hair. Hold on. . . Why would you have a dildo in your hair?"
"Listen man, I swear there's a good reason. . ."
"And what on earth would that be?"
Josuke sighed. "A while ago my mom forced me to get a haircut, sayin' that I should stop cutting it by myself because I keep forgetting to clean up the hair from the floor. But the lady who did it cut it too short and I don't have enough hair to fill up this whole thing. The dildo was the perfect size, so I used that to fill up the space until I grew enough that I won't need it."
"Actually, that's fair man. Just a weird thing to use, I guess."
"Yeah. . . You're right."
"How long did you even keep this thing in here?"
"Uhm. . . Like, 3 days?"
"No I mean when was the last time you put that in there?"
"Yeah, 3 days."
"Like, 3 straight days? Without taking it out??"
"Yeah? You sound surprised."
"Usually people let their hair down when they sleep, how does it not fall out??"
"I don't let my hair down when I sleep."
". . . I mean, whatever works for you?"
Josuke fixed his hair back with Crazy Diamond. As much as he hated to admit his excessive use of hair gel, it was more efficient than brushing it all back up.
"So do you ever like, use this thing?" Okuyasu still had the dildo in his hands.
"Why do you wanna know?"
"I dunno, just curious. It's honestly easy to imagine you using a dildo."
"And why are you imagining me using a dildo?"
"Well, how am I not supposed to?"
"Well, that's kinda gay"
Okuyasu frowned. "I'm not gay."
"You can't say you're not gay while fantasizing about another man using a dildo."
"Yes I can."
"No you can't."
"Doesn't everyone have those thoughts?" This made Josuke give Okuyasu the "were you dropped as a baby of what" kind of stare.
A sound came from the woods as the two were arguing over Okuyasu's sexual orientation. The two immediately stopped their debate and focused on the woods.
"What the fuck is that?" Okuyasu whispered.
"I dunno, you go find out."
"Why should I go??"
"Because whatever it is you can use your stand to teleport it and kill it."
"Oh yeah. . . I forgot about that."
"What do you mean you forgot?? You don't just casually forget your own supernatural abilities."
"Well, I do."
"Well, you're stupid."
"Whatever." Okuyasu went to the direction of the sound and swiped the air.
"You gotta go further, man" Josuke insisted.
"But I don't wanna"
"But you gotta"
"Fine." It took a few feet distance, but eventually Okuyasu was able to find who was making the sound.
The culprit was a stray cat that came from the top of a tree. In any normal situation, the cat would've simply been discovered then ran away, but the dumbass Okuyasu accidentally put the cat too close to him and the cat landed right on his head.
"Okuyasu, what the fuck are you doing??"
"JOSUKE, GET THIS DAMN THING OFF ME"
"Okay, okay, I'm coming."
At this point Okuyasu was flailing around, using a mix of his own hands and his stand to try getting the damn cat off. The cat clawed it's way to the back of his shirt and was determined to cling on for it's life.
"Okuyasu, stay still, I can't get this thing off you." But this was Okuyasu. He kept on flailing around and screaming.
This is when a crucial mistake was made. Okuyasu turned on his ability and started erasing the space around him. Soon the cat and Josuke was getting teleported all around the vicinity of the panicking Okuyasu. Lucky cat, it was able to get away just fine.
Not Josuke. He was shouting at Okuyasu, "The cat's already gone, calm down", "Okuyasu you're overreacting", "Okuyasu, stop this now."
After what felt like much too long, the dumbass Okuyasu finally realized the cat was long gone. "Shit man, I was scared. Josuke? Where are you?"
Josuke was curled up in the ground. "Josuke, what are you doing on the ground?" Josuke didn't respond. "C'mon man, get up, I didn't erase you with the hand, did I?"
"Yes you did" Josuke whispered in response.
"Shit, did I??" Okuyasu was panicking at this point. He never once erased someone by accident, let alone a friend.
Josuke was still in pain but managed to sit up. "My dick man. . ."
"What did you say?"
"I SAID YOU ERASED MY DICK" Josuke shouted back. "And you got my balls too man, everything down there is gone."
"Oh fuck. . ."
"Man what am I gonna do. . . Do I even still count as a man anymore?"
"Yeah, of course you do."
"But I still need my dick, I've been using that."
"Shit man, I can't undo that"
"Well no wonder."
"Well what now?"
"It still hurts man, gimmie a minute." Josuke was sitting on the ground while Okuyasu was pacing behind him. "How am I gonna live without a dick though? How am I gonna get any girls if I don't have a dick? How can I live with myself if I don't have a dick??"
"Chill man-"
"The fuck do you mean, chill?? This is your fault you know."
"I'm sorry. . ."
"Well I need a way to solve this."
"I mean, you could replace your dick with this." Okuyasu picked up the pink dildo that was dropped on the ground earlier.
"What do you mean, replace it?"
"I dunno, doesn't this solve the problem of not being able to have sex?"
Josuke hated the fact that he kind of liked this idea. Maybe it wasn't practical, but damn that thing had to be twice what Josuke had before.
"I mean, I dunno" Josuke mumbled.
"Well you could at least try it."
"Try it on what?"
"I dunno, I can judge."
"Judge? You say that as if you're an expert dildo tester."
"Well how else do you test your dildos, huh?"
"Okuyasu, are you sure you're not gay?"
"No, why would you think that?"
"Nevermind. . . Are you sure you want to test this out?"
"Yeah, I'll tell you if it works or not."
"Okay. . ." Josuke got up off the ground and took the dildo from Okuyasu's hand. He was able to position it so that it stuck out of his pants without falling out too easily. "Okay, you ready?"
Okuyasu pulled his pants down and got on his hands and knees with way too little hesitation. "Aight, I'm ready."
Josuke grabbed into Okuyasu's hips and positioned himself.
"Wait, shouldn't we be using lube?"
Okuyasu looked back and replied "That thing is covered in hair gel, trust me, it works similar enough."
"Okay. . . How do you know?"
"Are you gonna try out that dildo or not?"
"Whatever." Josuke slowly slides that thing in.
Okuyasu was right, it didn't take much force for it to slide into him. Josuke took a few seconds to get the whole thing inside Okuyasu. Josuke wasn't sure if he was that surprised when he hear Okuyasu moan like a girl.
"You're enjoying this way too much. . ."
It didn't help that Okuyasu responded with "Ah~ do that again please Josuke. . ."
Josuke decided to entertain Okuyasu and did indeed do that again. Okuyasu let out a moan as the dildo hit the spot. Josuke sometimes thought about maybe fucking a man one day, but he imagined it would be with his own dick, not a dildo. Maybe the process would be easier if he went to get a strapon, it would be more secure to his body.
But hey, at least Okuyasu was having fun.
Josuke quickly readjusted his grip on Okuyasu and got ready, more mentally than physically.
He started to thrust slowly onto Okuyasu. Josuke wasn't used to this, so he made sure to keep it calm. Okuyasu was enjoying himself thoroughly, it seemed he couldn't contain his moans. Josuke was starting to think someone might actually be gay.
Okuyasu's noises could probably be heard from miles away. Josuke was a little paranoid that they would be caught shoinking and boinking together, and he would hate to be misunderstood in a situation like this.
Josuke saw no other option other than to stop thrusting and tell Okuyasu "Man, you're being too loud, imagine if someone was walking past us."
"Am I being loud?"
"Yes" Josuke snapped back.
"Ah, shit, sorry man. You gonna keep going or what?"
"I mean, this thing works just fine, right? Do we really need to keep at it?"
"I'm just about to cum man, can I just cum then we can stop?" Okuyasu said, practically begging.
"Okay. . . Whatever you say?" Josuke repositioned once more, realizing his nails were digging into Okuyasu's side. Once he got into place, he continued to insert th dildo into Okuyasu, this time a little faster, Josuke honestly didn't want to linger on this event.
Okuyasu was still moaning, but this time he made a little more effort not to be as loud as before. Josuke could still hear Okuyasu saying things like "mmh~ Josuke~" or "Oh that's good. . .".
If Josuke was really honest with himself, he would rather be doing anything else at this moment. He was doing this because Okuyasu wanted to. But damn, if he imagined hard enough, he could think that maybe a woman could be under him like this, moaning the same words. That turned him on, but it would have turned him on more if he could actually do it with his real dick.
Josuke was snapped back to reality and heard Okuyasu's voice saying "I'm almost finished Josuke. . ."
"Took long enough. Tell me when you've had enough."
"Ahh~" Okuyasu was practically drooling at this point.
Josuke was still going, still imagining that Okuyasu was a woman. After a few more seconds, Okuyasu squirmed while Josuke saw Okuyasu's cum spill on the ground. Okuyasu made a sound any proper man would be embarrassed to make around another man, a loud, high pitched moan that came out of his mouth at every thrust.
It took a few seconds for Okuyasu to say "Okay, that's enough."
"There you go."
"Man I didn't think you were good at this." Okuyasu pulled his pants back up and sat on the ground.
"Well, it's not like it's that hard anyways."
"Have you ever even taken it up the ass?"
"No. . . Why would I want to??"
"Because it feels good, man. You should try it."
Josuke hated to admit it, but he was curious. He thought for a while before saying, "fine, but just this once."
Okuyasu was elated. Josuke got into position, taking the dildo out of his pants and pulling them down. Josuke just now realized how weird it felt not to have anything between his legs. He couldn't shake that feeling that something was missing from his body.
That feeling of discomfort was completely overshadowed by the discomfort of Okuyasu's dick up his ass.
Josuke was barely able to hold in his moan. Instead the noise he made was a high squeak which made him cover his mouth in embarrassment.
Josuke was completely unprepared, but Okuyasu was right, the hair gel worked just like lube.
"You could've given a warning first. . ." Josuke groaned.
"Sorry man, I didn't think I needed to warn you." Okuyasu pulled out only to roughly shove it back in. This time Josuke actually did moan quietly. As much as Josuke really didn't want to believe Okuyasu, he was right, that shit felt really good when he hit the spot.
"So you do like this?"
"Man just shut up and do it." Josuke snapped back.
"I think Josuke likes this~"
Okuyasu started to thrust quickly and repetitively into Josuke before he had the chance to retort. Josuke's voice betrayed him and he moaned much louder than he would like. Maybe being the bottom wasn't as bad as Josuke imagined before.
But Josuke's thoughts slowly went blank as each thrust sent waves of pleasure through Josuke's body. Since Okuyasu was able to feel his own dick, he was also making his own sounds of pleasure, quiet moans and heavy breathing. As Josuke could feel Okuyasu absolutely ravaging his behind, he gripped onto the grass involuntarily, perhaps hoping for some kind of stability while being rocked back and forth by the force of Okuyasu's thrusts. "Man ahh~ I'm ahh~ close" Okuyasu breathed out between thrusts.
"So am I. . ."Josuke groaned.
Josuke had a thought. How was he gonna cum without anything down there? He knew damn well he was close to orgasm, but he was definitely curious to see how this was gonna work out. Okuyasu came first. Josuke knew once he felt his hole being filled with his warm, sticky liquid. It was only a few more thrusts before Josuke himself reached his own orgasm.
Despite not having the shaft for the cum to leak out of, he saw his own forbidden milk leak out from the hole that was left by Okuyasu. He felt the orgasm all throughout his body, leaving his legs shaking underneath him.
Finally, Okuyasu pulled out. Josuke was still shaking and he had to wipe drool off his chin. Josuke felt Okuyasu's cum leak out of his asshole as he pulled up his pants and sat in the ground.
"So did you like that?" Okuyasu said after sitting next to Josuke.
"I mean, I guess." Josuke mumbled, still unwilling to accept that it did kinda feel good.
"C'mon, you were a shaking mess by the end, there's no way you didn't like that."
"I mean, maybe a little. . . But I'm not gay."
"You can't say you're not gay after taking it up the ass, Josuke."
"Shut the fuck up" Josuke groaned.
There was silence for a few seconds before Okuyasu said "should we go home now?"
"Yeah that's a good idea. I need to clean up." Okuyasu and Josuke got up off the ground and walked off back home.
Josuke decided to spend the night at Okuyasu's house, where there was pretty much no one else to bother them. The two decided that it wasn't really worth it to pull out another bed for Josuke, after all, the two had been inside each other, it doesn't matter if they sleep together.
They did agree not to put their legs on top of each other, saying that would make it a little less gay. But they still had a good night.
A week later, Josuke was finally able to go back to school, and Okuyasu wasn't able to see Josuke because Josuke was busy, apparently.
Okuyasu stopped at Josuke's house to walk to school with him like they always did. Okuyasu knocked on the door. Expecting to see the usual Josuke, he saw what had to be the most beautiful woman open the door for him. She had a similar haircut to Josuke's, but she had long hair in the back, which was the main indicator that this was a woman. She had her nails done, eyeliner, and had the kind of curves any man would want in a woman.
"Oh, hey Okuyasu."
"Hey. . . Is Josuke here today?"
"You don't recognize me?"
"Should I?"
"I mean, I thought you would."
Okuyasu looked a little more closely. Who else did he know that had the same haircut as Josuke, the same height as Josuke, looked to be the same age as Josuke, and lived in the same house as Josuke. . .
"Sorry, I don't know you. Who are you again?"
She smiled. "It's me, Josuke. I go by Jonelle now."
Okuyasu took a moment to process what Josuke, no, Jonelle was saying. His eyes widened when he finally put 2 and 2 together.
"YOU'RE A WOMAN NOW???"
"I mean, after you erased my dick, I kinda decided it was just easier to become a woman than actually deal with being a dickless man. So that's what I was dealing with that I was busy all week."
Okuyasu stared at this girl in front of him. To think that he was just thinking how pretty she was just a few seconds ago. . .
Okuyasu decided it was better not to linger on the issue and accept it. "Okay. . . Well are you ready for school?"
"Yeah, let's go.' Okuyasu and Josu-, no, Jonelle, went to school together. They never told anyone what happened that lovely Friday, and Josuke lived out his life as a woman from there on.