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A private conversation between taesan and myungjae has started.
4:14pm
myungjae: taesan
4:22pm
myungjae: taesan
myungjae: taesaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn
myungjae: taesaaannn taesan taesan taeesaaannnnn
4:30pm
myungjae: jumping off a building if you dont reply in TWO MINUTES
4:32pm
myungjae: jumping rn… see u on the other side
myungjae: yo this is jaehyun’s friend he just jumped why arent you answering him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:45pm
myungjae: taesan its me
myungjae: im in the hospital
myungjae: theyre telling me i need surgery idk if ill make it
taesan: wtf
myungjae: yo this is the surgeon
taesan: what do u want
myungjae: we’re operating on him rn
taesan: JAEHYUN WHATTHE FUCK DO YOU WANT
myungjae: thanks for responding only when i was having my surgery
myungjae: smh some friend you are
taesan: bye
myungjae: NO WAIT COME BACK IM SORRY Taesan my best friend taesan
taesan: pls make this quick
taesan: unlike some bitchless people i am in fact in the middle of the date
taesan: that i told you about yesterday and specifically told you Not to text me during
myungjae: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣wonder who that dumbass is
myungjae: tell leehan i say hi
taesan: can we get to the point
taesan: he said hi hyung
myungjae: HIII LEEHANIE
myungjae: tell him hes my fave dongsaeng
taesan: why arent you texting him then
myungjae: Anyways!
taesan: sigh
myungjae: my heart’s aching……….. aching like never before……… it yearns for the touch of a beautiful man yet it seems like the universe has it’s own plans…… for it seems his heart refuses to connect with mine..
taesan: i have a boyfriend
myungjae: NOT YOU
myungjae: :(
myungjae: :((((((
myungjae: i think sungho hatessss meeeeeeeeeeeee :((((((
taesan: did you accidentally think he was at waving at u but he was waving at someone behind u again
myungjae: no
myungjae: worse
myungjae: also can we NOT bring up old scars
taesan: alright what happened this time
myungjae: :(
myungjae: its been 20 mins
myungjae: he hasnt liked my ig post :(
user taesan has gone offline.
A conversation between woonhak, riwoo and sungho has started.
5:10pm
riwoo: yo woonhak where r U
woonhak: out with a few friends ill be back later hyung
riwoo: oh kay stay safe
riwoo: skibbidi toilet rizz !
woonhak: ?what
riwoo: skibbidi toilet rizz !
woonhak: im going to kill myself
sungho: guys i feel like crying and throwing up
sungho: he looks so good in his new post
sungho: crazy how one look at his face and suddenly all our furniture is levitating
riwoo: please put our furniture down
sungho: you dont get it
sungho: he looks so good riwoo
sungho: who tf are all these people liking his post
sungho: can everyone uncomment i want to talk to him alone
riwoo: just talk to him coward tf
sungho: are u crazy im not doing that who tf do you think i am
riwoo: ????
riwoo: just looked at his post again why didnt YOU like his post ???
sungho: what if he thinks im a fan
riwoo: YOU LITERALLY ARE ?????
sungho: i like every jaehyun post exactly five hours after theyre posted
sungho: so he knows im interested but im not desperate
sungho: ygwim
riwoo: he probably thinks you arent as chronically online as the rest of us
riwoo: actually wait
riwoo: knowing jaehyun hes probably throwing up at the fact that you havent liked yet
sungho: wait what
sungho: why
sungho: riwoo why would he be throwing up because of that
sungho: oh my god
sungho: Riwoo im shakinf Pl;ease
user riwoo has gone offline.
sungho: LEE RIWOO.
Taesan sighs as he kicks the door closed of his and Jaehyun’s shared apartment. He’d just come back from his and Leehan’s 121 day anniversary date night— which might seem like an oddly numbered day for an anniversary but Taesan had insisted on celebrating it since it sounded like the other’s name. And Leehan was more than happy to follow along with his boyfriend’s antics.
Aside from the text conversation he had with Jaehyun halfway through the day, Taesan would’ve said he had a wonderful night had it not been for the sight that greeted him as he stepped into his and Jaehyun’s shared apartment.
Countless notebook pages were strewn all over their living room. Lyrics covered the floor, kitchen, couch and even the— How the fuck did they get on the ceiling-?
In the middle of it all there sat the culprit; Myung Jaehyun, eyes bloodshot and both hands somehow writing lyrics on two different notebooks as he sat cross-legged on the floor.
Huh. “I didn’t know you were ambidextrous.” Taesan says as he crouches down next to him to get a glimpse on what he’s writing. It’s all incomprehensible except for the occasional eye-catching SUNGHO written in the middle of a few sentences.
His roommate blinks at him.
“Love is love, Taesan. I wasn’t expecting you to be homophobic of all people but I guess it’s something we can work on.”
Taesan’s eye twitches. He opens the only person who knows will understand the predicament he’s in.
A private conversation between taesan and leehan has started.
11:36pm
taesan: babe i think jaehyun-hyungs seriously lost it
leehan: Hi taesanie
leehan: Oh no what happened
taesan: [Sent 1 image]
leehan: WOAH!
leehan: Dick is never that serious
taesan: BABE
leehan: Im just saying !
leehan: I just talked to riwoo hyung btw
leehan: Apparently sungho hyungs trying to play hard to get with jaehyun hyung
taesan: oh god
taesan: these two are never gonna get together at this rate
leehan: Should we help….?
taesan: nah
taesan: itll be way funnier if we leave it all to riwoo hyung to deal with
leehan: True
leehan: Did you get home safe
taesan: no i got home dangerously
leehan: Ok
taesan: i reached home getting through treacherous and risky paths
leehan: Babe…….
taesan: yes i got home safe <3
leehan: Good
leehan: <3
taesan: did you feed the fish already?
leehan: Yep
taesan: …all of them?
leehan: Yes taesanie i made sure to feed Gerard Way II
taesan: :)) !!
A conversation between sungho, taesan, riwoo and 3 more.
9:03am
woonhak: yo taesan hyung
woonhak: jaehyun hyung isnt answering my messages but jsyk im dropping by ur guys apartment laters
woonhak: wna borrow smth
taesan: kay
10:11am
woonhak: WHAAT THE FUCK HAPPENGEFED HERE??|>#?
woonhak: WHYIS JAHEYUN HYUNG DEAD ON THE FLOOR
woonhak: WWHY ARE THERE SOMANY PAPERS ALL OVER THE PLACE
leehan: Heh
woonhak: ^&@!|
woonhak: LEEHAN HYUNG DID YOU KILL JAEHYUN HYUNG
taesan: watch who youre calling a murderer kid…
woonhak: HYUNG YOURBOYFREIND KILLED JAEHYUN HYUNG
leehan: Rest assured, I did not kill jaehyun hyung
taesan: see
taesan: case closed
woonhak: CASE NOT CLOSED WHAT THE FUCK
riwoo: morning chat
woonhak: JAEHYUN HYUNG IS DEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
riwoo: k idgaf
riwoo: whats all this about paper
taesan: hyung was writing lyrics all day yesterday
taesan: i came home and he was already like that
taesan: then his dumbass called me homophobic
woonhak: taesan hyung i cant believe youre a murderer apologist AND homophobic plz pick a struggle
taesan: Kim Woonhak im quite literally in the room next to you do Not make me come out there
woonhak: woah government name and everything
leehan: My boyfriend is homophobic… How could something so obvious fly over my head like that..
taesan: WTF DO U MEAN OBVIOUS
sungho: um
sungho: good morning??
riwoo: finally the star of the show has woken up
sungho: ??
riwoo: woonhakie can you tell the audience what was written on the papers
woonhak: uhh Ok
woonhak: this one is just straight up shakespeare’s sonnet 14
taesan: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
woonhak: wait ill look at another one
riwoo: :>
woonhak: damn i cant read single thing he wrote
woonhak: oh actually wait i can kiiiinda read this one line ?
woonhak: ???
woonhak: its about sungho hyung ??
sungho: wh
sungho: WHAT
woonhak: yeah honestly everythings pretty jumbled up but the only thing i can read is your name hyung
woonhak: lemme take a pi87jkvd fdop ak
sungho: WOONHAK
sungho: WOONHAK ???????
sungho: WOONHAK WHAT DID HE WRITE.
woonhak: JAEHYY78UN HY UNG IS WAWAKWEY893
taesan: no roughhousing in my apartment while im fighting for my life on the toilet
sungho: TMI
sungho: WOONHAK GET UP SOLDIER
riwoo: oh god
riwoo: jaehyun let go of the poor kid
woonhak: HES PEULLIRNG MYHAIR IM749NOT EVEBN DOIDNRGANYTHING
woonhak: HY8389210./13,/.3
woonhak: 890P[;’/>’;[’.?>/12-==1/>12
myungjae: hello.
taesan: morning loverboy
myungjae: i will dox you han taesan
taesan: youd be doxxing yourself too dumbass we live together
sungho: hi jaehyun
myungjae: HI SUNGHO ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
leehan: Me looking at two people who definitely have something going on lowkey
sungho: jaehyun what was written on the note
myungjae: what note
sungho: the one woonhak was reading
myungjae: idk what that is
riwoo: bro sungho’s writhing on the floor rn i fear he may explode any second now
A private conversation between sungho and myungjae has started.
sungho: myung jaehyun get your ass here
myungjae: snnrrrkkkk mimimimimimimi
sungho: What did you write jaehyun.
myungjae: a cease and desist for u stop asking me this
sungho: why do u hate me
myungjae: WHAT!
myungjae: I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THAT
sungho: WHAT DID I DO ?????????????????
myungjae: YOU NEVER TALK TO ME ANYMORE !!!!!!!!!
myungjae: AND YOU DONT LIKE MY INSTAGRAM POSTS !!!!!!!!!!!
myungjae: do u think im ugly u can be honest ill just go kill myself
sungho: WE HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER EVERY WEEKDAY JAEHYUN ???????
sungho: and for the ig posts….. well….
myungjae: u think im ugly
sungho: YOURE NOT UGLY
sungho: I WAS PLAYING HARD TO GET
myungjae: HOW IS THAT PLAYING HARD TO GET
myungjae: I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME
sungho: I CANT EXACTFLY SHOW THAT IM DEESPERATE CAN I
myungjae: omg
myungjae: ur desperate for me yeppi ?
sungho: who siad that
myungjae: you just said that
sungho: no i didnt
sungho: ok i have to walk my cat rn ttyl
myungjae: you dont have a cat
sungho: yes i do? tf
myungjae: pics
sungho: hes shy
sungho: he’ll type instead
sungho: Miau
myungjae: oh my god
A private conversation between taesan and myungjae.
myungjae: Im So inlove with him taesan omfg im gonna confess rn
taesan: bruh fucking finally
A private conversation between myungjae, sungho and 2 more.
myungjae: im gonna hold ur jhand when i say this yeppiya
sungho: ok hurry my cat Reaally needs his walk rn
myungjae: you dont have a cat sungho
sungho: Miau
myungjae: anyway.
myungjae: here goes nothing … Gulp!
myungjae: i like u park sungho will u go on a date with me
sungho: WHGTA67V8F99309
sungho: AREYOU BEING FR
sungho: wait i just noticed
sungho: who are the other two people in this chat ?????????
myungjae: theyre here for moral support
sungho: are u serious
hanbin: you got this jaehyun
sohee: we got your back man do your thing
myungjae: thanks guys
sungho: …..do they have to be here
myungjae: yes
sungho: ….
sungho: sigh
sungho: you already know my answer jaehyun-ah
sungho: ill go on a date with you
jaehyun: HUZZAH !!!!!!!!!!
hanbin: YAHOO!
sohee: yipeeeeeeee
riwoo: …guys what happened to woonhak