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batburger bitch @gothamdammit
Songs me and my friends have heard various vigilantes singing (red hood edition)
A thread
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cotton dandy @thejersykid
okay so with that viral thread, i need to pitch in my own two cents even if its nightwing instead of red hood
Boom. @RedHood
Replying to @thejersykid
HOLY SHIT THIS IS GLORIOUS THANK YOU
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holy shit @weliveinmarvel
while on the topic of singing heroes, one time i heard someone ask someone if they seriously don’t know any songs, but then i heard some sort of ritual so i looked out my window to see robin sitting on a rooftop with spoiler [1/2]
holy shit @weliveinmarvel
Replying to @weliveinmarvel
so i recorded it (when i woke up in the morning the audio was wiped unfortunately) but i googled it first, and it turns out that robin was legit just quoting mozart's requiem. not singing, quoting. in latin. [2/2]
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batburger bitch
@gothamdammit
Songs me and my friends have heard various vigilantes singing (red hood edition)
A thread
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batburger bitch @gothammdammit
"oops i did it again" - red hood, by himself, while parkouring away from a recently exploded building
batburger bitch @gothamdammit
"hey hey, you you! I don't like your girlfriend!" - red hood while signal is frantically shoving him out of the way of harley quinn's gun
batburger bitch @gothamdammit
"it's going down. i'm yelling timberrrrr" - red hood right after robin cut rr's grapple
batburger bitch @gothamdammit
"let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young!" - spoiler and red hood while saving me from joker thugs. as i was running away istg i saw batman with his head in his hands
batburger bitch @gothamdammit
the entirety of demi lavato's "i really dont care" - red hood and bluebird, i think someone was just trying to invite them over for dinner
batburger bitch @gothamdammit
"i'm a barbie girl!" - arsenal and red hood, every time someone shot at them for like an hour. i think this time there was a bet involved?
batburger bitch @gothamdammit
one time recently i went up to the roof for some fresh air and i found most of the birds trying to get through rap god. batman, robin and batgirl were on top of the shed and my brain stopped functioning because they were sharing a pringle can. RH won then nearly passed out
batburger bitch @gothamdammit
“mama mia, FUCK, here i go again!” red hood, somehow perfectly timed with rr tripping and falling
batburger bitch @gothamdammit
“dumbbbb ways to die,” nightwing, carrying an unconscious red hood while they're both coated in blood
batburger bitch @gothamdammit
there’s no proof this was hood, but my bestie lives near a warehouse where tons of shady shit goes down and swears she heard the opening to die young followed by two gun shots perfectly on beat and thats totally the type of shit red hood would do
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holy shit
@weliveinmarvel
while on the topic of singing heroes, one time i heard someone ask someone if they seriously don’t know any songs, but then i heard some sort of ritual so i looked out my window to see robin sitting on a rooftop with spoiler [1/2]
7.8K Retweets 1.6K Quote Tweet 12.8K Likes
holy shit @weliveinmarvel ago
so i recorded it (when i woke up in the morning the audio was wiped unfortunately) but i googled it first, and it turns out that robin was legit just quoting mozart's requiem. not singing, quoting. in latin. [2/2]
team blüd rep @jersyissofucked
Replying to @weliveinmarvel
is robin even human /genq
Boom. @RedHood
We ask ourselves that question, often.
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cotton dandy
@thejerseykid
okay so with that viral thread, i need to pitch in my own two cents even if its nightwing instead of red hood
4.2K Retweets 1.4K Quote Tweet 6.3K Likes
Boom. @RedHood ago
Replying to @thejersykid
HOLY SHIT THIS IS GLORIOUS THANK YOU
❤ Have Fun @anonacessibility ago
Replying to @thejersykid
[Desc: Shaky footage of NW beating up a gang. To the tune of California Girls, he sings, “California birds, we’re inconsolable! Dreams of doom, the visions won’t stop! When I was a kid, I dropped my popsicle.” He is then stabbed in the shoulder, but continues, “FUUUUUUCK.”]
average ao3 user @ijustwanttosleep
Replying to @thejerseykid
nightwing being a tumblr user was not on my 2024 bingo card
Spoiler Alert! @Spoiler
respectfully, have you met that man? or any of us?
arresturaunt ig @TheRedRobin
the majority of us are on tumblr (not robin he is bby) and we like to terrorise Bats by quoting posts. especially the delaware post
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