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  1. Synergy and Entropy by

    Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel  

    18 Jan 2025

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    On Saturdays, Logan (barely) cooks steak. Wade picks a bad movie. Then they find a quiet alley and beat the hell out of each other.

    It's nice. It's almost as good as sex. It's their routine.

    And then some stupid mutant killer with serious personal issues and a not-even-that-hot police sketch starts offing people. Obviously, Logan and his raging guilt complex are totally un-cool with this, so he and Wade hunt the guy down. It's all well and good until Wade loses his mutation. Meaning he's dying. Again. Because fuck his entire life.

    But what is this? A definitely not shady 'cure for all ills' that a couple of teenage lesbians found on the dark web? Perfect! Get the loose wad of cash, boys!

    As anyone with more than two braincells could guess, it's all downhill from there.

    (I FINISHED IT U GUYS ARE U PROUD OF ME)

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