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“My Skibidi…my toilet..”
Dazai got shivers down his dick as he heard that line “What the hell was that?” Dazai exclaimed. Dazai didn’t want to wake up his fiánce Chuuya so he slowly left the bed and tip-toed to the bathroom.He then sat down onto the floor because of a certain toilet that gave him ptsd (referring to my another fic Dazai x skibidi toilet) Every-time he saw that damn toilet,it kept reminding him of skibidi toilet.He sighed as he looked up the ceiling,rethinking about his life choices,he’d rather go back to his delusion of skibidi toilet than having ptsd of losing him.He cried against the toilet seat “Why did you have to leave me..” He got into despair.Skibidi toilet was truly his true love other than Chuuya! He then screamed in agony in silent (because yk,Chuuya is still sleeping and Dazai still technically cares about his future husband)
Suddenly,his phone started ringing very loudly,he wondered who was calling him this late at night at 3am so he picked up the phone..
“What the fuck?Freakbob? Who the hell is that-“
Just as before Dazai decides to decline the call,FREAKBOB SUDDENLY APPEARS!! Dazai screamed very loudly again and shivered while hugging the toilet seat “CHUUYA~! SAVE ME,THIS SPONGEBOB LOOKING THING IS IN THE BATHROOM AND HE HAS A LONG TONGUE STICKING OUT FOR ME~! THE RIZZLER~” Chuuya woke up angrily and barged open the door,this time he couldn’t even see freakbob.”What the FUCK is wrong with you waking me up at 3am? I was having such a good dream yk..you being a cat..you being silent is the greatest blessing from heaven..until you ruined it by waking me up,saying you saw this whatever thing is called erm..” “Freakbob?” “YES FREAKBOB,fucking tall-ass fish waking me up at 3am”
Chuuya then punches Dazai in the gut then went back to sleep,Dazai then saw freakbob’s tongue already licking his gyatt,him shivering in disgust ”Ugh…only skibidi toilet can do this to me..” Dazai unfortunately had to give in and make out with freakybob because freakbob wouldn’t let go off this brunette! Dazai then went back to bed all traumatised..
After a long while,Freakbob was still tormenting Dazai as Dazai fell into insomnia,everytime Dazai tries to go to bed and sleep with Chuuya,freakbob would always be by his side,even in his dreams,even when he’s at work..Every fucking thing..
Dazai screams in agony at home alone while freakbob was still next to him.”Leave me alone…go away…im loyal to only Chuuya and skibidi toilet…” Dazai cried while freakbob still won’t budge to leave him,then finally..freakbob decided to say some words..
“My skibidi,my toilet..Once you love me,i’ll go away just like skibidi toilet..”Freakbob chuckled.
Dazai then finally gave in..embracing freakbob’s 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂love for him…
“I love you freakbob..my skibidi…my toilet~”
After that day..Dazai lost so much aura because of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂bob..
(Then ofc lmfao it’s all another dream that Dazai was having while he was skipping work,but ofc Chuuya is traumatised because of Dazai Osamu 😂😂😂😂)