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"Chaos! Why was I just notified by Life and Death that you've made another universe in the demon slayer multiverse?"
"Why does any god do what they do?"
"Necessity? So they don't die?"
"Boredom! ...and well that too."
"Boredom doesn't justify changing these poor souls' lives."
"You know nothing of what I’m doing here Order, so stop trying to control it like our mother once did to you. I will watch this world, nurture its growth, and prevent tragedies from happening without my own judgment. You have no reason for worry.”
“...Fine. But you must not forget your other duties brother.”
“Uggggggh. Why can’t you just let me have fun watching my anime for 5 minutes bro.”
“Because you say 5 minutes and slack off for 5 years brother. What even did you change to make this Au so interesting to you?”
“It’s a swap au! All the humans are demons and the demons are humans! Isn’t it cool?!”
“So what? Is Rengoku gonna be upper moon 3 and fight hashira Akaza or something?”
“What? No. Well… maybe. I haven’t planned that far ahead. But the switches are much deeper and more detailed than that! Come look.”
“Fine. Only for 5 minutes.”