Archive of Our Own ^beta

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2:30 a.m.

Connor M added, Miguel P, Jared K, Evan H, Zoe M, and Alana B

Connor M changed the chats name to Cheez burger

Connor M changed their name to The_Omen_

5:27 a.m.

Jared K: wtf

The_Omen_: Good morning to you too

Jared K: will you change my username

The_Omen_: to what

Jared K: anything

The_Omen_ changed Jared K's name to Brontosaurus

Brontosaurus: thanks

The_Omen_: np

Miguel P: hi Connor's friends (and sister but I've met you before)

Brontosaurus: who dat

The_Omen_: dat is my friend from Hanover

The_Omen_ changed Miguel P's name to The_Unreal_Slim_Shady

The_Unreal_Slim_Shady: Should i stand up?

Brontosaurus: oof idk

Zoe M: it's too f-ing early for this

The_Omen_ changed Zoe M's name to B**chy McSister

B**chy McSister: NO!!! CHANGE IT CONNOR!!

The_Omen_ changes B**chy McSister's name to StarryNight

StarryNight: better

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3:48 p.m.

Brontosaurus: im a living legend

The_Omen_: why?

Brontosaurus: i just did a backflip

Evan H: he also hit his head on his box fan

Brontosaurus: shut up

Evan H: [1 attachment] ID: a blurry picture of an angry Jared Laying on his couch holding a gel icepack to the right side of his head while trying to grab Evan's phone with his other hand

Brontosaurus: F**K OFF 

Brontosaurus: RUDE

The_Unreal_Slim_Shady_: are you okay

Brontosaurus: im fine, my head hurts but i dont have a concussion

Evan H: i'm making him lay down and he has a water bottle

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4:37 p.m.

The_Omen_: We have a huge spider on our front porch

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6:38 p.m.

The_Omen_: Guess who cant leave the house(xept 4 school)/watch TV for three dayyyyyyss

Brontosaurus: you? what happened

StarryNight: he got grounded for screaming at the top of his lungs about spider eggs

The_Omen_: the eggs are okay btw

The_Unreal_Slim_Shady: priorities. Spider Lives > No tv/outside

The_Omen_: yes