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lord dominators corpse lays on on the ground with flys hovering around it
andy accidently shot her " groppamnit andy " said peepers looking at andy the watchdog
Lord hater looked at lord dominators corpse from far away
"glad i got over that gamer girl smh gang i dodged a bullet "
wander put a hand on lord haters shoulder
"there was nothing we could do "
"im sorry "
lord hater stared at wander
"no , dont appologise . this is the best day ever one of my watchdogs actually shot a
target for once "
wander looked at him in confusion and shock
"they cant aim for shit wander. this is a miracle " lord hater looked at wandr
with hyper realistic anime eyes
wander looked at him and heard a familiar voice as a hand touched his shoulder
it was his long lost lover . sans undertale
"its ok kiddo , we couldnt predict what andy wouldve done ."
"hes more powerful then anyone knows , i read his anime backstory while you where
all fighting "
"sans ? my lost lover . is that you ! " wander looked at him
"EX lover. i dont date hippies kiddo " sans looked at him in disgust as he said it
Wanders heart dramaticly breaks and explodes in his chest like a mortal combnat death
" aw man :( " wander frowned even tho he should have dropped dead
sylvia looked at lord hater " how could you take this so casually?? what are we
gunna do about her body ?? " "i mean, what are YOU gunna do about her body . "
"it was your crazy watchdog who shot her out of the sky like she was a bird "
andy looked nervously at peepers and the watchdogs surrounding him
"uhhmm .. i uhh ... YOU`LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE " he grew half angel half demon wings
and flew away shooting rainbows out his butt as peepers watched in horror
"ANDY IS A ANGEL DEMON HYBRID ??? GACHA LIFE MOVIE STYLE ??? " LORD HATER said as he
watched in horror
everyone watched in horror as the next panel shows them all standing in a big collapsed
text spelling out " horror "
it turns into dust and blows away as it zooms into peepers hyper realistic eyes
"dont worry sir i know a guy who could capture andy for us " peepers said as
big black dramatic cinima outlines surround the top and bottom and his eyues
turned shiny and anime
peepers grabbed his hello kitty phone out of thin air and dials a special number
"this is star sfef the character made by chris aka om00 at your service i am star sfef
guy himself " he said holding the phone
"YES , you. you`re just the right guy i needed right now "
"andy has turned into a gacha life style angel demon hybrid and we dont know what to do "
"also he took out lord dominator from the sky "
it cuts to stars horrified reaciton as his sunglasses are replaced with big realistic
shocked eyeballs that look completely off model as his sunglasses shatter
"i`ll be right on my way commander peepers " he went on a space motorbike and flew
into space to find andy
meanwhile back at that one place theyre all standing at where dominators dead
haha get recked bozo fuck you
sans undertale looked at dominators corpse " lord hater . "
lord hater looked at him in a serious anime way
"yes ... cousin sans undertale.. ? "
"get your watchdogs to get rid of that damn body it stinks bad ooh man it smells so bad
i dont wanna smell it get rid of that thing rn bro "
sans said angrilly
lord hater looked at him
"We dont have noses. peepers taught me that after 5 weeks of conversation "
sans looked at him like the one piece DAMN DANIELL EHEHEHEHEHE meme the 2nd guy thing
and his eyes buldged out his head " GCKK !! WHAT ? WE DONT HAVE NOSES ??"
"Sans.. we`re skeletons . " lord hater looked at him in confusion as he said this
"No..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .. THATS WHY MY WIFE LEFT ME !! " sans cried out
in anguish "SHE SAID I WAS ALWAYS SO COLD TO HER !! THAT ANYTIME SHE HELD MY HAND
IT WAS COLD !! " get it he has bones not skin haha dumbass
sans was saying this while doing sad anime poses
lord hater fell over like a roblox character dying "who.. did that ? " lord haters
head said as he looked behind him as andy flew above him with realistic abs
"ME !! I AM SICK OF YOUR RULE !! I MUST DO MY SHOW WITHOUT YOU !! "
andy aimed his realistic gun at lord haters head from above
"NOO !! WE CAN ALL WORK THIS OUT " wander randomly cut in using himself as a shield for
lord hater andy looked at him in confusion
"What are you doing wander... dont you get it .. HE must be destroyed"
"ANDY THIS ISNT LIKE YOU !! " wander screamed at him anime style
andy looked at his own hands in horror " OH MY GAWD THIS ISNT ME E ! !"
andy flew around like a deflated baloon about to fly away yknow whe nu let got of it
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH " dramatic anime scream momment as he flew away
and exploded *realistic greenscreen explosion as shitty as possible *
"NOOO ANDDYY !! " wander collapsed to his knees
lord hater looked at wander " can you put me together now ? "
wander looked at him " Sure "
he put him back together
sylvia after saying nothing for 50 years looked at lord dominators corpse again
"My forbidden yuri lover ... i`ll miss her " dramatic anime momment
sylvia looked at wander " wander its time to get real. "
wander looked at her as he turned into a actually well drawn version of himself
"okay " "whats thje plan ? "
sylvia looked at him " We need to chop her up and bury the evidense "
"WHAT" wander looked at her
"but thats ... SO w rong sylvia ! why would you even think of that ?? "
sylvia looked at him " sometimes you have to make tough desicions to survive.."
wander looked at sylvia as her eyes flashed from normal to sonic exe haha sylvia exe
wander covered his mouth with his hands "oh my grop... sylvia.. you`re turning.."
"the curse, it came back "sylvia grunted "wander i must tell yo usomething important "
"my father... is .. SONIC EXE !! " wander looked at her in confusion
"but your dad was a zbornak.. " wander looked completely dumbfounded
sylvia looked back at him grabnbning him by the shoulders
"HES MY 2ND FATHER !!! " *dramatic impact lines &
wander looked at her " YOU HAVE THREE PARENTS ?? " "thats... Intresting.. How did that
even - " sylvia shut him up doing the funny discord shhh emoji at his face
wander nodded in fear
sylvia looked at dominators corpse again as it got progressivly more low quality
"i need to get rid of her body before he .. TAKES OVER MY SOOOULL !! "
sylvia said dramaticly
wander frowned " aw syl . im sure we can find a way to lift the curse ! "
"the only way to lift it ... is a true yuri`s kiss" "wander. wheres the hot babes . "
"what ? - sylvia. thats kinda rude- "
"sylvia are you sick ? you`re acting kind a weird today "
"THATS NOT IMPORTANT !! I NEED YOU TO FIND ME A HOT BABE !! "
sylvia shook him as wander noticed a zipper on her forehead
wander looked at it "sylvia... what is that " wander looked concerned as he pointed at it
sylvia looked at it " Ignore that . "
"you`re not sylvia.. are you " wander looked terrafied as his whole world was falling
apart
sylvia sighed , " BRING ME THE HOT BABES NOW OR ELSE !! "
she threatened him .
wander walked away backing up to where lord hater and sans where
sans looked at sylvia alongside hater who was equially confused
"wander.. whatever you do . dont turn your back on her "
sans grabbed wander pulling him closer as wander stared at him with anime eyes
"Thats not sylvia... " wander looked at him like ( no shit sherlock )
and looked bakc at her worried.
"that is... " sans undertale was cut off by a booming voice as the sound of
a sick ass motorbike scooted in " IT IS I !! SSTAR SFEF FROM CHRIS OM00 "
"OH MY - THAT IS THE NOTORIOUS... EXTRORDINARILY EVIL VILLIAN !! "dramatic zoom in
sylvia looked at him as the zipper fell to the floor
"yes.. it is i... " sylvias body split and half and fell over
"FLYING GORILLA !! " a jpeg of a gorilla stood before them
wander sans and lord hater gasped " GASPPP " lord hater grabbed wanders waist
"theres no way im letting you destroy wander.. thats MY JOB !! " wander looked at
him with big yaoi anime eyes before lord hater punched him full speed in the face
and he flew across the planet " WANDER NOO !!" sans chased after the flying wander
lord hater smugly looked at flying gorilla flying gorilla made his way towards lord
hater "you foool... THAT WAS MY PREY !! " lord hater smirked at him
"nuh uh . " while hitting a sassy pose before getting punched in the face
he got back on his feet and zapped flying gorilla in the face
"YOU`LL PAY FOR THAT MONKEY BOYY " "THAT SOUNDS RACIST- " he flew away from the light
ning bolt like a badly animated anime fight as they started ahving a epic battle
meanwhile
sans undertale looked at wander "wander.. are you okay " wander stood up as his nose
oozed blood "Im fine " sans looked worried " Just a little roadbump in the journey
to friendship sans ! " sans looked angry "Friends dont hit you.. "
wander looked annoyed corssing his arms after hearing taht "Is that so ? "
"then friends dont abandon you either. Hmph " dramatic yaoi drama
sans looked at him tearfully " i didnt know it would hurt you.. "
"you where cramping my style wander.. i couldnt be with you ! i have children to
fight and beat up in the genocide route of undertale trademark"
"YOU BEAT UP CHILDREn ??? " wander looked at him i nhorror
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU !! " wander snapped at him
"everyone i know has been acting SOOO WEIRD today"
"and i have no idea what it is or whats going on but I think
something has gone horribly wrong and i dont know what to do " wander started tearing up
dramaticly as he became self aware of todays events
"wander.. " sans reached out his hand
wander did the funny zootopia abortion comic slap scene to sans undertale
"IM DONE WITH YOU !! " "IM DONE WITH ALL OF YOU "
"I JUST WANT THINGS TO GO BACK TO HOW THEY WHERE BEFORE ANDY KILLED DOMINATOR"
wander burst into tears crying a dramatic river
sans looked at him in anger " stupid hippie " he walked off dramaticly
wanders heart exploded and shattered into glass again dramaticly inside his chest
for a 2nd time haha im so funny
"noo... whhhyyy.. why ! all my friends.. they`ve changed " his fist hit the ground
patheticly this man is no puncher
lord hater randomly showed up next to him looking concerend like he was about
to help as wander looked at him with anime eyes in desperation for help
"yo dude thats cringe "
wander looks at him in pure shock and frustraition like something has snapped within
"Hahha...hahaha... wow.. i feel different.. so different.. "
"no... i dont wanna .. i dont wanna become one of them .. distorted versions
Of who they where . who they are meant to be " he tried to control himself
lord hater smiled at him smugly "yknow . " "the watchdogs are acting weird"
wander looked at him immediatly having his attention grabbed by him ignolidging
whats happening " y-yeah. do you.. need my help ? "
lord hater looked around hesitantly " Maybe.. tsk . whatever"
wander looked at him with big yaoiful gay eyes " YIPPIE "
wander and lord hater looked at the watchdogs as a cold breeze went by
a watchdog fell over turning out to be a cardboard fake watchdog
"they`re.. fake " wander looked at it suspiciously
lord hater stared at wander from behind " I know . "
Wander jumped and looked behind him to see lord hater was actually flying gorrilla
in desguise
sylvia (the real one) just barely reached them "WANDERR !! THAT HAIRY FREAK
IS NOT ME !! OR HATER !! " wander looked at sylvia in relief "SYLVIA ! IS THAT
REALLY YOU ?? " wander tried to run over to sylvia before being grabbed by the jpeg
monster (flying gorilla ) "you`re not going anywhere.. "
wander gulped dramaticly "GUULP !! " "w-what are you going to do to me "
wander looked scared "im going to.. FORCE YOU TO WEAR A PRETTY DRESS !! "
wander looked at him " Oh thats fine , i like dresses.. they`re quite fashionable"
he smiled the gorilla looked at him " then i will eat your dresses infront of you "
wander looked terrafied " WHAT !! NOO .. " " i -i mean,.. i dont have any dresses
i dont have them anywhere.. " he backed up nervously slipping out of his grip
sylvia snuck up behind the gorilla as he went on a villian speech
"i have come to tear your world limb from limb, butcher everyone you love and turn them
into badly written protagonists.. " wander was quietly losing it
"Every momment someone you know has changed... it was me.. flying gorilla . "
"the true.. season 3 antagonist" "AND I WILL DESTROY YOU LIKE I DESTROYED YOUR FRIE-"
sylvia punched the gorilla in the back of the head as she grabbed wander putting him
on her back as she made a getaway
wander looked more relieved for the first time sense the beginning of this comic
"wow.. i really thought i was all alone back there " "i thought i lost you "
sylvia smiled at him " you`ll never lose me pal " "ive got your back "
wander teared up and hugged her as they where trying to get away
before being stopped dead in thier tracks sylvia looked infront of them
"oh great. " peepers was infront of them the REAL peepers
"What are you two idiots doing running around . theres a supervillian from another
galaxy running havoc in the skullship.. or atleast. they where
i didnt see where they went . " he puzzled about it tthinking to himself
"now that i think about it , i dont think ive ever seen a alien like that "
sylvia looked at him nervously thinking of a getaway or how to explain the situation
wander broke the silence " PEEPERS THERES A CREEPY HAIRY MONSTER TAKING THE FORMS
OF EVERYONE WE KNOW AND LOVE AND WE HAVE TO RUN AWAY BEFORE HE DIVIDES US AND
DESTROYS US ALL ONE BY ONE " wander said quickly panicking
sylvia looked at him worried
his ass needs therapy
"Well then. i guess we can make a temporary truce until we find lord hater "
"but what about sans undertale ! " SYLVIA and peepers looked at him funny
"who ? . are you okay wander ? "
"m-my uh.. my long lost.. i mean . my friend ! he .. he stormed off "
"i think.. uh.. i dont remember. everythings a blur right now "
wander looked at the two of them thinking he was losing his mind
"strange. ive never heard of a .. "sans UNDERtale" " peepers said
sylvia looked at peepers "well then . lets just hope you dont bump into him again "
"he might be some kind of henchmen for that freak who was trying to hurt you"
wander sighed " yeah.. i guess so, its like i knew him from somewhere "
"for a good momment. it was like he had always been here. like .. like i knew him.."
wander passed out from all the sensory overload of the situation
autistic and a hippie pick a struggle dude
sylvia smiled at him "well, i guess he`ll get some well needed rest now "
"still concerning.. Its like there was a break in reality that lead him to believe
he knew this.. " sans undertale " what do you think zbornak " peepers looked at her
sylvia looked at him then back at wander , then back to peepers " i think we should
find hater. before we end up in more "situations " "
peepers agreed nodding his head as they walked off
little did tghey know the flying gorilla was spying on them
"you fools.. flying gorilla will prevail.. "
lord hater looked at him (The real one )
"HEY BUDDY ! THOSE ARE MY ENEMIES NOT YOURS ! "
the flying gorilla looked at him in surprise " YOU AGAIN ! "
"I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU FOR GOOD ! " lord hater stared at him
"nuh uh."
the flying gorilla pushed him and started booking it towards sylvia peepers and wander
"HEY WAIT ! IM NOT DONE WIHT YOU YET ! " lord hater protested going after him
wander was still passed out on sylvias back as the two of them heard the commotion behind
them " OH GROP ! " peepers shouted seeing the giant gorilla jpeg hurdling towards them
at high speed "I`LL GET YOU !! " "NOT IF I GET YOU FIRSTT !! "lord hater shouted
behind him "Hater ! " peepers and sylvia said at the same time
"they dodged the gorilla and grabbed lord hater speeding of f
"HEY WAIT !! NOOO , I WAS SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT HIM.. UGGHH ! " lord hater whined
as he was dragged away like a toddler flayling his arms
they hid behind a big rock "HATER YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME " peepers and sylvia
siad at the same time giving eachother a dirty look afterwords
"to us " they said at the same time . lord hater stared at them unamused
"im sure WHATEVERS going on isnt THAT big of a deal.. just let me sock this guy
in the face , im sure i can handle it " lord hater was pushed back against the rock by
peepers " NO ! SIR. i hate to disagree with you but i need you to LISTEn to us for once"
lord hater closed his mouth annoyed
"Theres a dangerous... Shape shifting hoozamawatzit type supervillian out to get all of
us " peepers said trying to explain the confusing situation
lord hater sighed annoyed " so im guessing we`re doing that truce thing again "
sylvia and peepers blinked at him silently. "yes. " (saying the same thing at the same
time again ) Shooting eachother another annoyed look realizing how in sync they are
dealing with THEIR idiots.
Wander finally woke up and looked around
"AAA CRAZY MONKEY MAN !! " he stared at hater
lord hater crossed his arms " HEY ! im not a monkey . " (his ass is shaped like one)
wander blinked at him before running at him full speed and hugging him
"HATEYYY !! YOU`RE OKAY ! " wander squeezed him tightly
lord hater was fighting every bone in his body not to rip him apart
"y-yep. " he looked like a pissed off cat.
wander looked up at him with big twinkly glitter eyes letting him go and backing up
sylvia smirked "Well then. now that we`re all together now . "
"what should we do about this... big hairy situation we`re in " she said trying
to think of what to do
peepers chimed in "hmm.. well. this guy seems to wanna target wander the most "
"yeah.. thats weird " sylvia mentioned quietly
"So. if we use wander as bait maybe we could LURE this big bozo into a trap "
"huhh ? huh ? " peepers lifted his arm waiting for a response
"Theres no way we`re using him as bait " sylvia said pissed off
"i say we do it " lord hater said exitedly before looking at sylvia
who was death staring him like a protective mom
"uhm.. i mean.. uhh.. any other ideas? " he smiled nervously looking at peepers
"i think i have something to say about this " all 4 of them practicly brokle their
necks looking behind them as they saw a familiar figure
"SANS? " wander said in fear
sans looked at them "its okay kiddo. its the real me this time . "
"that star guy might be able to stop him. he comes from a different universe aswel. like
me "
"that gorilla freak has some sort of different abilities then what applys in
your universe "
wander looked at him and backed up into sylvias arms like the funny simpsons
bush meme catiously
"how do we .. know we can trust you " wander said surprisingly
as hes usually the naive one he looked at him in fear being traumatised from
the events of the day
"wander. i know we didnt get off on the right start . "
"i know i didnt communicate to you properly. "
"i shouldve known what was happening to your universe "
"not worry about having a nose.." he said dramaticly
wander was too scared to trust him but agreed "okay.. "
wander looked hesitant as everyone else noticed this
sylvia wrapped a arm around him "Its okay buddy, we`ll do whatever we can to sort out
whatevers happening here. even if it means saving the universe a secound time "
"...Did you.. know about dominator sylvia ? " he looked at sylvia
"wait.. What do you mean. " "didnt she walk off ? in the orble??"
"i saw her.. corpse. " wander looked at sylvia
"shes dead.. sylvia. and i couldnt do anything to stop it "
sylvia looked at him in pure shock "What.. No.. i-i get that this galaxy was tired of
her but.. who would do that . we already.. we already dealt with her ! " sylvia
was panicking "wander, where was she. where is she . " she shook him gently
wander looked traumatised " that way " he pointed in the direction of where
dominators corpse was , it was still there. sylvia looked at it in horror
lord hater actually looked uncomfortable for once and peepers looked
horrified wander looked completely trashed mentally .
"s-something to do with andy.. happened. everything was a blur before that . "
"i swear.. i swear i saw peepers .. mention something. "
" about a .. "gacha life angel demon hybrid " "
they all looked at him in confusion
"a what- " "a what . " " a huh " all 3 of them said
wander shrugged as confused as they where
"buddy. i think you should get some rest and - "
andy chimed in " Was someone talking about me ? "
wander practicly jumped out of his skin
"EEK ! HES THERE ! HE SHOT DOMINATOR ! I REMMEBER NOW ! "
wander freaked out questioning reality internally
"what ? no.. w-wander. why would i do that ?? "
"because you wherent the one who did it "
the flying gorilla was standing behind andy in a dramatic reveal
all 4 of them gasped backing up
andy nervously giggled "w-well hello there ? whats your name . "
"g-good sir. "
the flying gorilla jpeg summoned a jpeg of a gun shooting andy in the face
"ANDY NO ! " wander yelped as sylvia held him back , all four of them started booking
it away avoiding gunfire "BUT HE NEEDS OUR HELP!! SYLVIA.. STOP ! GO BACK ! " wander
protested crying his eyes out , completely traumatised by this point
"hes gone. we cant.. do anything " sylvia said quietly in horror
Now seeing why wander was such a wreck .
the gorilla jpeg looked around not chasing after them dropping its gun
"hmm.. who have they not suspected today.. " he smirked looking at star who
was yapping to sans undertale
"well. im sure you`re the guy to stand up to this.. thing "
sans said hopefully
"well me star from chris om00 sfef .. definitely will have a plan cooked up soon. "
"i am a shining star arnt i ? the real star of sfef.. haha.. "
he said egotistically "haha... yeah.. you get em tiger " sans said awkwardly
flying gorilla approached star
star shrieked like a silly gay goober and ran away
as sans watched in horror as the flying gorilla approached
"You.. you`re the one foiling my plans. "
"how dare you .. " sans looked at him angrilly
"im not fooling anyhting, you`re the one too stupid to get anyone "
"infact anytime you`ve offed someone it was a cheap shot ! they couldnt
have reacted and you know that " sans said argueing with him
the gorilla looked offended (evne tho he was a jpeg )
"oh yeah ? bone boy.. " "you shouldnt have been toying with the lives of
wander over yonders galaxy in the first place either. you arnt innocent either "
the flying gorilla said smirking
"what do you mean.. how do you know about their galaxys true name ??"
sans said in horror
"i know alot of things.. sans undertale.. " "from undertale.."
*vine boom*
sans gasped backing up " You leave my galaxy alone.. ape."
sans noticed star sneaking up behind the flying gorilla with handcuffs
looking away but the gorilla noticed this time
he spun around and grabbed star by the throat
"GHCK ! NO .. I WAS SUPPOSED TO- A-ARREST YOU ! " star gagged and coughed
he knocked star out transforming into him
"Thanks for the free ticket to my victory sans. " he ran off after the main 4
"NO ! WAIT !.. GORRILLA !! " sans yelled in anger as he got further away
wander was completely tired out again, he had just passed out half an hour ago
and was already knocked out again trying to stay awake on sylvias back
sylvia and peepers where still thinking of what to do
"i dont think we can do this. "a small weak voice whimpered
sylvia looked at wander " wander ? "
"i - i dont know if we can do this.. i.. i dont know " he patheticly flopped over
"you should get some more rest. "
"again ? " lord hater complained
sylvia death stared him again
"Finee.. i`ll shut up.. tsk. " lord hater whined
peepers noticed the sound of fast approaching footsteps " guys . i think we have
a problem "
they turned around to see the gorrilla disguised as star booking it towards them
sylvia looked freaked out alongisde everyone else not tknowing who to trust anymore
suddenly the gorillas desguise broke as he tripped on a rock. then
came running towards them despite not being hidden anymore
they all prepared to run for it when all ofa sudden a big metal pan hit him in the face
Dalton looked at the main 4 "Oh , my bad "
"Is everyone okay ? " they all nodded
dalton smiled and walked off into a portal as it dissapeared
"Who was that guy ??" sylvia said
"huh, " wander chuckled " I like him " he smiled
Lord hater and peepers looked at eachother "THIS ENTIRE TIME WE JUST HAD
TO HIT HIM WITH A STUPID FRYING PAN ? " !!
they face palmed
the end