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Lord Aster’s Two Wedding Spectacular!

Summary:

The most important person in Kleinster is getting married! Twice!

An epistolary fic with appearances by Eiden, Yakumo, Olivine, Blade, Rei, Kuya, Edmond, an exclusive interview with Morvay in the Klein Times, Gyro, Solaria’s exclusive Oasis Resort & Spa, and (of course) the happy couple.

Notes:

Also available as a Google Doc with additional formatting!

Written for Daster Week 2024 🌞🦇 Day Three: Wedding

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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The Grand Sorcerer cordially requests your company

at the marriage ceremony of

Lord Aster of Klein

and

the Sun Lord of Solaria

on Saturday at 2pm Klein Temple The Royal City

Reception & dancing to follow


A memo found on Aster’s desk

Wedding ideas~

  • Casino packages for guests? Master says this isn’t a party favor
  • Official liquor sponsor
  • Limited edition idol-style fans
  • Autographed photos? Dante is unwilling to sign them
  • Custom confections - would want 30% of sales. Stamp game?
  • Collectible pins
  • Flowers sold along parade route (pink and red?) for tossing (would reduce flower budget!)
  • Tickets for the reception? Master and Dante rejected

Father Olivine
Temple District
The Water Territory

Dear Olivine:

How are things at the temple? Aster has been keeping me busy with wedding plans. They're having two of them, can you believe it? Leave it to Aster to make a wedding even more exciting.

Yakumo and Garu are downstairs in the kitchen brainstorming cake ideas. He insists on baking one himself, but he took my suggestion to have the wedding catered. I saw the guest list and over a thousand people were invited. Apparently he and Edmond are going to tastings all around town. Blade wants to make decorations for the reception and is out shopping for wax. Aster is even talking about some stamp collecting event for the shops in town. I guess everyone wants to be in on the big day!

Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Aster has asked me to officiate the ceremony in the Royal City. I'm flattered, but I've never done anything like that before and feel pretty out of my league. I promised him that I’d think about it. I'm afraid it would really hurt his feelings if I turn him down. If you have some time, could you teach me about the wedding customs here and maybe give me some pointers? I'd love to co-officiate the wedding with you, if you'd be all right with it.

Can't wait to see you. Bring that white and gold outfit when you visit, would you? I think it’d look great on my floor.

-Eiden


A tear-streaked note in Yakumo’s handwriting, discovered in Aster’s kitchen

Cake to serve 1,000 guests. 8 large sheet cakes should suffice

- 64 cups of butter, softened

- 96 cups of sugar

- 96 teaspoons of vanilla extract

- 144 cups of flour

- 144 teaspoons of baking powder

- 48 teaspoons of salt

- 32 cups buttermilk

- 256 large eggs

- Frosting?? (consult Edmond about flavor)


The Grand Sorcerer
Aster’s Mansion
Klein Royal City
The Light Territory

Dear Eiden:

Thank you for your letter, which made me blush. I’d be delighted to speak about our wedding customs with you, and it would be an honor to co-officiate, if you will have me.

-Olivine

P.S. The outfit you requested is already packed.


Highlights from Blade’s reading list:

  • The Gentleman’s Guide to Wedding Etiquette
  • 50 Easy DIY Wedding Ideas on a Budget!
  • Candlemaking: A beginner’s handbook. Bright ideas to illuminate your life
  • 100 Wedding Favors Your Guests Will Love

Tailor’s order for Lord Aster, delivered to the mansion the week before the Light Territory wedding

  • 2 swimsuits (pink) - 2 sizes
  • white suit and shorts
  • ice blue silk stockings
  • white plaid cap
  • floor-length gown, gold gossamer, hemmed to heel height with matching parasol
  • lace undergarments (pink and white)

IMPORTANT NOTICE

From: Edmond, Vice Captain
To: Knights of the Klein Kingdom

My fellow knights:

On the day of the wedding, the main street will be closed to carriage traffic from the river to Aster’s mansion from sunrise until the wedding procession has reached the mansion and the crowd has been dispersed.

We anticipate out-of-town visitors by the thousands. No matter how they might behave, remember that we are the Knights of the Klein Kingdom and will maintain our dignity. Order and safety should be our primary concern, while ensuring visitors leave with a positive impression of the Royal City.

If necessary, the reserve knights will be activated to ensure control. We do not anticipate needing the assistance of the Solarian Guard; however, they will be present for the Sun Lord’s safety. They are to be left alone. I have their assurance that they will not interfere with our duties except where absolutely necessary.


A conversation overheard in the Wood Territory

“Oi, you fox. No tricks at the wedding. The Sun Lord will burn your tail off.”

“Tsk. As if I’d attend such a boring ritual. Don’t tell me you’re giving up your experiments for a day for something so dull? That little vampire doesn’t need any more attention. Isn’t that right, old friend?”

*Snoring.*


A letter written on pale-green paper and delivered the evening before the wedding

Sun Lord Dante
Solarian Palace
The Fire Territory

To the esteemed Sun Lord from his adorable fiance~

When you fly in tomorrow morning, would you mind landing near the front gates? It’ll be better for the newspaper. Also, they’ve asked for a quote from us, so I’ve included a few suggestions. Let me know which ones you like best! Personally, I like th

(The remainder of the letter has been burned.)


A note slipped beneath Aster’s bedroom door the morning of the wedding

Aster—

Blade insisted on creating candles for the reception. I didn’t know how to tell him no. They’re in the basement storage.

-Eiden


An urgent note sent at noon from Aster’s study to Ludwig, the mansion’s head butler

See if you can do something about the temperature in the storage room. It needs to melt wax. You have forty minutes.


Excerpt from the front page of the Klein Times

Lord Aster marries Solarian royalty in record-breaking event

ROYAL CITY. In a lavish ceremony held in the Royal City’s largest temple, Light Territory noble Lord Aster and Solaria’s current Sun Lord exchanged vows before a crowd of thousands. The couple then traveled by carriage through the city to Lord Aster’s residence for a private reception. Along the parade route, spectators dressed in finery waved limited-edition fans and tossed pink and red bouquets purchased from official merchants positioned on the road.

The Royal City was at record capacity during the event, with visitors traveling from as far away as the Saia continent. Hotels city-wide reported no vacancies. According to a representative of the Klein Knights, all off-duty personnel were activated to control the crowd, which remained in the streets celebrating until after sundown.

The ceremony was officiated by the Grand Sorcerer and a visiting priest, Father Olivine of the Water Territory. Lord Aster is the Grand Sorcerer’s familiar, having also served his predecessor, the Grand Sorcerer Huey. Father Olivine and the Sun Lord are both members of the Grand Sorcerer's inner circle.

In an exclusive interview, Morvay, a close personal friend of Lord Aster’s and fellow familiar, told us that in excess of one thousand guests attended the garden reception at the mansion. Party-goers enjoyed ten flavors of cake and a live performance by idol band Tidal Wave of Summer, which reunited for the occasion. Guests were treated to party favors that included a casino package, custom-labeled wine, and limited-edition candles.

The afterparty was held at Paradise casino.

“We couldn’t be happier,” Lord Aster said in a brief statement as he exited the casino with his husband. “Be sure to visit our official wedding sponsors to pick up your stamp card and start collecting!”

The Sun Lord declined to comment.

Despite his technical role as Prince Consort of Solaria, sources confirm that Lord Aster plans to retain his current title and residency. The couple will travel to Solaria next week for a second private ceremony.

WEDDING continues on page 4


From the private planner of Gyro, personal assistant to the Sun Lord

✓ Final fitting for ceremony clothing

✓ Pick up ring and check engraving (huge! will this fit Lord Aster??)

✓ Discuss security concerns with Klein Knights following Light Territory Event

✓ Guest accommodations for the Grand Sorcerer and others. Lord Dante insisting on an outdoor breakfast for them

✓ Confirm wedding night accommodations with the resort

  • Does the Sun Lord still have a swim suit?
  • Needs new sunglasses

☐ URGENT: Sooley’s collar must remain upright to present the rings. Shredded second attempt. Band under chest as well for stability?


Notice posted throughout Solaria bearing the Sun Lord’s official seal

All citizens are invited to a public celebration of the Sun Lord’s wedding today from noon until sundown. Food and drinks will be provided.


To: The Happy Couple!
Honeymoon Suite
Oasis Beach Resort & Spa
The Fire Territory

Dear Aster & Dante:

When I first came to this world, I had no idea I’d meet people who would become so precious to me. I can’t express how honored I am that you asked me to be part of such a special moment in your lives.

Don’t worry about things at the mansion. We’ll take care of everything until you come home.

Wishing you both a long life and every happiness—and one hot honeymoon!

-Eiden

P.S. Rei cooked up this lube especially for you.

P.P.S. Morvay asked me to include this box.


Note attached to an unwrapped box of sex toys delivered to the honeymoon suite

Shitty vampire, congratulations. Be happy and don’t forget to wash these before you give them back.


MEMO

Oasis Resort & Spa
To: All staff members
From: The management

Re: Last night’s pleasure-instrument incident

If any other guests complain of intimate objects washing up on the beach, assure them the matter is being handled and extend a one-day drinks pass. There was an accident with a package dropped in the water.

Lord Aster is covering the expense privately as a gesture of apology.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Notes:

I’ve never written a fic that was entirely epistolary, except for the SPN phone book ficlet on tumblr. This was a sincerely fun challenge!

TYSM to Hyuge and Su for beta reading!

To my OTP, congrats and ty for letting me be part of your special day.

🌞 🦇 my carrd

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