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Ode to AP Seminar

Summary:

A delve into my feelings for AP Seminar

Notes:

There is so much to say about AP Seminar, but so little time, it is only the beginning.

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Oh AP Seminar, how I loathe you.
You make me feel dread in ways I've never felt before
Pits open deep in my stomach as I feel it overwhelm me
If I had a choice, I would drop you
On concrete
From the top of a fucking building
You stupid piece of shit die in a fucking hole
I cried for an hour during and after class
YOU SUCK AND I HATE YOU
WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I DESPISE YOU
YOU ARE A PLAGUE AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN ERADICATED ALONG WITH POLIO
BECAUSE LIKE POLIO YOU ARE FUCKING CRIPPLING
MY MENTAL HEALTH HAS NEVER BEEN WORSE
YOU ARE A MONSTROSITY AMONG AP'S
I HOPE THAT YOU ARE TORN APART LIMB FROM LIMB
YOUR CHEST CAVING IN AS I RIP YOUR RIBS OUT
I TEAR THE BONES ONE BY ONE FRONT YOUR CHEST CAVITY
YOUR GUTS SHALL SPILL AS YOUR HEART WISHES TO STOP BEATING
I SHALL SMASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST A FUCKING CURB AS YOU SCREAM
BEG FOR MERCY
THAT YOU KNOW SHALL NEVER ARRIVE
FOR I SHALL BE THE VICTOR
I REFUSE TO LET YOU CONQUER ME
I WILL RISE FROM THESE ASHES AND SMITE THEE
YOU MAY BE AN NEAR INSURMOUNTABLE TITAN
BUT I SHALL BE THE GODS RIPPING OUT OF YOUR CHEST
I WILL CLAIM THE GLORY OF YOUR CROWN
and so I bid you one final request
please don't drown me in the pits of your sorrows