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Mycroft Holmes is really rude and quite antagonistic
If he doesn’t get his way he often goes ballistic
He thinks himself an expert on all matters linguistic
Mycroft Holmes is really rude and quite antagonistic.
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When Mycroft was a little lad his brother said, “Oh, My
I’ve got a lot of questions and they all start off with ‘Why?’”
Mycroft rolled his eyes a bit and poured Sherlock his tea
And said, “I know all the answers but I shan’t tell you ‘till you’re three.”
When someone wants to talk to you they might pick up a phone
Mycroft kidnaps you off the street from where’er you roam
Try to ask him where he works, but you’ll wonder what he meant
By “I have a minor position in the British Government.”
Mycroft Holmes is really rude and quite antagonistic
If he doesn’t get his way he often goes ballistic
He thinks himself an expert on all matters linguistic
Mycroft Holmes is really rude and quite antagonistic.
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One day Mycroft met his match in Jim Moriarty
They had a little tete-a-tete and Jim went home by three.
But Mycroft made an awful error, instead of gaining ground
His pride gave Jim the upper hand, and made Sherlock leave town.
So if Mycroft Holmes is giving you any amount of grief
Just remind him of Moriarty and you’ll soon have some relief.
But you ought to watch your step when you are going home
Mycroft controls the CCTVs and also mobile phones.
Mycroft Holmes is really rude and quite antagonistic
If he doesn’t get his way he often goes ballistic
He thinks himself an expert on all matters linguistic
Mycroft Holmes is really rude and quite antagonistic.
Yes, Mycroft Holmes is really rude and quite antagonistic!