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The DOA was at the pool, everything was casual, Nikolai was trying to make Sigma believe he could walk on the water.
Nikolai: PLEASE SIGMA I CAN BE TRUSTED WITH WATER !!
Sigma: I want casino
Nikolai glanced at Sigma just as a child who ask their mother “do you have games on your phone”
Fyodor: By the light of my predicament, I hypothetically have approximatively 1345 lice. *cutely drowns*
Nikolai: His hair are so greasy that we can see the oil floating…
2 minute later, Fyodor reincarnated into an H2O particle.
Nikolai: POP QUIZ ! Why is the water looking weird ?
Sigma: Nikolai…I think Fyodor became the water…
Nikolai: POP QUIZ ? Am I going to drink the water ?
Sigma: NIKOLAI WHATTTTT ?!!!!!
As Nikolai looked at the water, that was Fyodor, with a deranged and devious way, the water got a fisheye expression (don’t even ask me how it is possible)
Fyodor (water version): I think it wasn’t very accorded to my calculations…
Sigma: THE WATER CAN SPEAK ?!!!!!!!!
Nikolai: There’s even lice in the water…*drinks the water* Stay hydrated guys