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Persassy made a group chat.
Persassy added sunshine Incarnate, RARA, Owlet, and 8 others to “Persassy’s Group Chat”
Persassy renamed the group chat to “We did start the fire”
Owlet:
What is this Percy?
And who are these people?
Persassy:
Hi Annie!!!
This are firends from my other classes and my cousins
Owlet:
Okay why am I here then?
Persassy:
Because I said so
Sunshine Incarnate:
Hi percy!!!! :D
Persassy:
Hi willll!!!!! :D
Treesexual:
Who are all these people seaweed face
Persassy:
Ummm can everyone just say their name Im to lazy to introduce u
And how i know u
Sunshine Incarnate:
Im will! Nice to meet you (^-^)
Im from music class
Persaphone’s Favorite:
Hi thalia. Its nico
PewPew:
Jason!! thalia's younger brother and percy's cousin
Mr. Hotpocket:
Ladys im the one and only Leo valdez and im sorry that you cant help but fall in love with your truly!
Treesexual:
Woah back off bitch Im a proud lady lover
Owlet:
Thalia don't be an asshole.
Mr. Hotpocket:
Sheeesh lady its not my falt im irresistible
(I'm from science)
Owlet:
Your spelling is atrocious
You can spell irresistible but not fault??
(I'm Annabeth, percy's girlfriend)
The Prettiest girl at the party:
Dont mind leo hes delooloo
Im Piper btw (from English)
Grizzly the Stuffy:
Im Frand
*Frank
I have PE w/ percy
Mr. Hotpocket:
Damn can’t even spell your own name right
Persassy:
Dam!!!!
Tincan Enthusiast:
Pffff Dam
Treesexual:
Lmao Dam
Owlett:
Wtf???
The Prettiest girl at the party:
Didnt you say that to me once percy??
Grizzly the Stuffy:
Is this an iside joke??
Persaphone’s Favorite:
Its more like a cult now
Persassy:
You would know all about that wouldnt tou
Sunshine incarnate:
He got tou there babe
Persaphone’s Favorite:
;(
Persassy:
???!!!! Babe????
Treesexual:
The fuck ‘babe’ ????
Persaphone’s Favorite:
Lol ya im dating will
Persassy:
Tf since when????
Treesexual:
I swear Solace if you hurt my cousin i will tear you limb for limb
Persaphone’s Favorite:
You even fucking try that thalia and you head will be on a stake
Percy we've been dating for 4 months
PewPew:
Im happy for u nico!!
Treesexual:
No cause hes nipping at my finger hes so happy
Mr. Hotpocket:
Dont wolfs do that?
PewPew:
…
Treesexual:
.. dude.
Persassy:
About that…
Persaphone’s Favorite:
He got “lost” in the forest when he was like 4 and was found like 6 yr ago
Owlet:
…
He was lost for 6 years!???
Persassy:
Yahhh… :[]
Sunshine incarnate:
Nico that wasn’t your story to share
Persaphone’s Favorite:
Wdym?? They… ohhh
Sorry Jason
PewPew:
Your good neeks
Mr. Hotpocket:
Oml im sorry
i dont think before i speak/text!! :(
PewPew:
Your okay to Leo you didnt know
Shine Bright like Diamond:
What did I join too???
Persaphone’s Favorite:
A rare Jason lore drop
Persassy:
I laughtong do hatd i fell off ny bed
Grizzly the Stuffy:
What??
Owlet:
‘I’m laughing so hard I fell off my bed’
Grizzly the Stuffy:
Are you okay percy? :(
(Thx for the translation annabeth)
Persassy:
Awewww your so nice frand im in tiptop shape thank you very much
Mr. Hotpocket:
You did not just steal that from sleep deprived me on six cups of coffee and an oreo during our freshman science final, you bitch
Persassy:
That was weirdly spesific dude
And how do you remember that you were basically high
Treesexual:
Perbitch I still don’t know these people :/
Shine bright like Diamond:
Umm I also dont know anyone beside tou, related family, and frank
Persassy:
Dam pinecone face calm down
Continue with our regularly scheduled programming please everyone
Persaphone’s Favorite:
Your so fucking wierd
Persassy:
Asshat
Persaphone’s favorite:
Surfer bitch boy
Persassy:
Emo ass
Persaphone’s Favorite:
Dude at least my dad hangs out with me
Persassy:
At least I didnt do weed when i was four
Treesexual:
That was a low blow, percy
Persaphone’s Favorite:
Dude its noy my fault i was raised by a cult from like 3-9 yr old
Mr. Hotpocket:
Oh shit. Your family is fucked up
Treesexual:
Wow aren’t you a asshole
Mr. Hotpocket:
I didn’t mean it like that iment uggh
I menr as like an opservation
Yk??
Treesexual:
No not really. You still sound like a bitch to me
Persaphone’s Favorite:
Its okay thalia. I understand what he’s trying to say
Persassy:
Sorry Nico i just got caught up
Persephone’s Favorite:
Its okay Percy
Persassy:
:)
NE way
Grover your turn
Tincan enthusiast:
… okay…
Grover at your service
Ive been best friends w/ percy since 2nd grade
Shine Bright like Diamond:
Im Hazel nicos half sister and we’re percy's cousins along w/ jace and thalia
Persassy:
Okay i think that’s everyone
WAIT
RARA is my friend reyna from math
Persaphone’s Favorite:
Reynas here?!
Persassy:
yup
Owlet:
Everyone stfu and go to sleep its 12:56 and i cant see with your notif.
Persassy:
Yes maam