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2024-09-30
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Jim x Andy mini oneshots!

Summary:

Jim and Andy oneshots that I cannot justify turning into their own stories.

Ok first off hello, a lot of these are just going to be short conversations between characters so don't expect anything fantastic. Also, I'm gonna use the notes as a summary for each oneshot.

Secondly, these are gonna be kinda crappy but they're just a way for me to get these bits of dialogue I came up with out of my head.

Anyway have fun reading these

Notes:

This one is basically Jim and Andy going to Bakery of Sappho on their anniversary

Chapter 1: Anniversary Cake

Chapter Text

[Jim and Andy walk into the Bakery of Sappho.]

Irma: "What are you two in here for now? Another ass cake for your brother?"

Andy: "Actually, we're in here to get a cake to celebrate our anniversary. We've been together for a year now."

Jim: "But we wouldn't mind getting an ass cake too."

Irma: [Staring off into the distance as a beacon of light shines around her] "I knew this day was coming."

Jim and Andy: "Huh?"

Irma: [Laughing] "I could tell you two were gay the first time you walked in here! I mean, you two just look like a couple."

[Jim and Andy look at each other.]

Irma: "Plus, Kevin told me long ago that you two had the hots for each other."

Andy: "Crap! That little freak..."

Jim: "I mean, was he really wrong?"

Andy: [Stammering] "Well- Uh- I guess not..."

Irma: "Well I'll get your guys' ass cake ready, do you want anything special on it?"

Jim: "Just put "Happy Anniversary" on it I guess."

Irma: "Got it."