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Iida: What's with the new hat? *Hand Chopping*
Deku: Oh, this? It's nothing.
Ochako: It's the loudest nothing I ever saw.
Denki: Denki, you just can't mosey in here with a brand-new hat and act like you're not wearing a brand-new hat.
Deku: Look, I'm trying something new, okay? Just take it easy.
Mina: He's right, guys. Come on, let's not go down this path. It's ugly... Kinda like that hat–
Deku: I got this from a nice store!
Iida: What store? The one before you exit the Al Capone Museum?
Mineta, entering the room: What's up, Deku? Did you just finish Bling Ring-ing Bruno Mars' closet?
Deku: I'm being brave, okay? You guys are sheep. You may want to take a long, hard look in the mirror.
Mineta: Better us than you. You look like a park ranger from a cartoon.
Deku: Iida, do you think the hat looks bad?
Iida: Oh, uh, me? Um, I... I wouldn't say it was bad. Like, I think it's just different, like something you would wear in Indiana... Jones and the Temple of Bad Hats.
Deku: *Starts crying*
Deku: I have a problem.
Shoto, from the other side of the common room: Kill it.
Deku: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
Denki: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Kirishima: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Denki: God?!
Deku: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Ochako: ... Your what?
Deku: My friends.
Momo: Are they saying “friends”?
Shoto, randomly popping up again: I think they're being sarcastic.
Mina: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Deku! All of your friends are in this room.
Mineta: Aren’t you going to say “have a nice day?”
Bakugou: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.