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Thing I wrote for the fun of writing creepypastas no matter how weird and bad xd
So I present to you
Pinkie’s Cherry Berry Rampage!
I’m a big fan of the hit show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Well, I was, but this incident changed me forever, severly traumatizing me.
I had already watched all four seasons available on Netflix, but I wanted to see the other seasons. I went online to see if I could sleauthe any eposods like the thief I am. xd
I eventually found a download link on some shadey website, the interface was very dated and the background was all unsaturated dark blue with a download link. Now I usually stay away from shifty virus-packed sites, but I’m desperate for horses here man! It was suposidly an unaired season 1 episode, which wasn’t exactly what I was looking for, but I found it neat nontheless. It was called “Pinkie’s Cherry Berry Rampage!” which was a strange but kind of silly title. So I downladed the virus mp4 and watched it on my old Windows 10-running PC.
The episode started with Pinkie Pie in Sugarcube Corner, baking. She was talking to Gummy, “These cherry berry cotton candy cookie delights will be sure to delight, I bet! Don’tcha think Gumy” as she baked. She started getting sadder as she baked I noticed. “Sigh, I hope everyone likes these, I worked so hard! They didn’t like my cheddar cheese cupcakes or my hazelnut raspberry chimicherry-cherrychanga!” she lamented, shaking her head. She rested her head on the counter, before getting mad suddenly. “Those ponies dont appreciate anything! Greedy things! I work my ass off and they throw it out!” I was shocked tjat pinkie would use such a word in a kids show! But she continued, slamming her hooves together with an ides. “I’ll show those ponies! They won;t know what hit them, Gummy!” She smiled evily and giggling evily as she turned up the oven, causing the Corner to gointo flames!!
Now I was so scared and shaking in my boots. The intro played, but instead of the normal, lovable intro as usual, it was a scary one. The sky was what seemed to be maroon [5] and instead of the normal theme it was Getting Away with Murder by Papa Roach. The entire town of ponyvile was dead and Pinkie was staing amongst them, eyes black and grinnig evily. Instead of there being quick segments of the mane six it was various ways pinkie was killing ponys! When the intro ended the logo was “I AM GOD” instead of “My Little Pony”!! I am a devoute christain too!!! [disregard that last note, I am not christain]
When it gotted bacl to th episode Pink had her party canon, but it had REAL CANONBALLS IN IT and she was BLOWING SHIT UP!! The song Monster by Skillet was playing in the backgoud. The streets were laced with carnage. House were on fire. madeness
Twiling showed up, “PINKIE!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!” snd pinkie said “I GONNA DO WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE YEARS AGO” and shotted Cullen [twilight] with a cannonball. The other friends showed up. “PINK!! STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!” the begged, Twilght bleeding REALISTIC HORSE BLOOD. Pinkie grinned a sharp teethed grin, and I shuttered in my boots. She pulled out ROLLING CUTTER and started killings everyone and everypony! I screamed. “WTF IS THAT ROLLING CUTTER FROM MEGA MAN 1?!?!??” Mega Man is my favorite game in the whole world. “HOW DID SHE GET THAT?!?!??” Rolling Cutter is not easy to obtain in Equestria, considering it is from a different franchise.
Pinlie looked AT ME with her black eyes. “hello Bartholomew. I heared you like Megaman.” I gasped. How did she know my name and aspirations?!?!? “I have a gift for you. Just lookie here!!” She…oh god… she lifted her hoof to show her holding a scissorless Cut Man head. I cried. Cut Man is my faovrite and seeing my husband like that was utterly heartbreaking. He was DEAD and bleeding HYPEREALISTIC ROBOT BLOOD. I sovved. “it’s your best friend!! Aren’t you happy Bartholomew?” she said in a sickenly cheerful evil voice. “NO I AM NOT HAPPY PONKA DONK!! YOU KILLED ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND MY FAVORITE ROBOT MASTER!! YOU ARE EVIL!! AND BAD!! GO AWAY!!” I yelled at my scereen. She was mad. “bad mistake.” She said, “your next.”
I said “hey! That’s the wrong your!” but she said “no its not!” and a hoof came out of my screen like Videodrome to hand me a ‘next’. “this is your next.” She said. “oh that make smore sense I guess. Thanks.” I took my next and continued cring, “DON’T KILL ME PLZ!!” sniffled. But my screen whent black. All my lights flickered evily. I trid booting up my PC, but when I couldn’t troubleshoot that I turned on my laptop for any advice. But when I did my lockscreen was black with dead ponies AND robot masters. I almost threw up bcuz it was so scary. When I got into my ‘top the only app was an executable file called “CherryBerry.mp4”. I was very mad all my apps were gone but I turned it on and it was a black screen [again] with the song At Hell’s Gate from the DOOM 2016 soundtrack. Eventually text said “don’t look behind you, Bartholomew….”
But being the oppositional defiant disorder I was, I lookd behind me…
It was evil Pinkie Pie, party cannon and Rolling Cutter in hoof…. “You better use that ‘next’ I gave you Bartholomew, or you’re finished…!!”
Then I jumped out my window and am on the run. Don’t tell pinkie I have this laptop or she will infect it too and I really don’t wanna loose all my progress on my Pixlr X edits!!! Pinkie is big meanie!!!
Hi this is Pinkie Pie, I infected Bartholomew’s laptop. Please hit that like button for a chance to win some free Norm of the North socks!!