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You're Perfect (And Everything in Between) by Blitzwhore (EthereanFrog)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
05 Nov 2025
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Summary
“I was… I was wondering if I could get a tattoo done here at your earliest convenience?” the man asked, and, oh.
He had a British accent.
Oh, Blitz was cooked.
“I’m… unsure whether I’m supposed to make an appointment in advance,” the guy added. Was that shyness in his voice? That was definitely shyness in his voice. And he was fidgeting with his fingers.
So the guy was hot and cute. Great. Great.
“Sure!” Blitz said in the least normal voice that had ever come out of his mouth. And then he processed what the guy had actually just said. “Um, I mean—yes. No. It—it depends on what you want to have done.”
Okay, seriously. Could the ground please just open underneath his feet and take him straight to hell?
(Or: Blitz is very, very gay for the cute, easily-flustered, tall-as-hell man that walks into his tattoo shop.)
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A feel-good, getting together, queer love story between a human Stolas and Blitz in their 30s, and a love letter to every person out there who has feared they might never get to experience queer joy. It is never too late to find yourself.