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1. INTERIOR ALEX AND MORGAN’S APARTMENT - DAY
CUT TO waist up shot of OHIO (F Tier Hero, male, dark hair and beard, sexy facial scarring).
Ohio: Are you just fucking around with this soulmates thing or is it real?
CUT TO waist up shot of ALEX (S Tier Villain, nonbinary, golden slit eyes, most attractive person on the planet).
Alex: What?! No! Why would I ever bother lying about killing someone when I have trillions of people I’ve really killed to talk about?
SHOT alternates between speakers.
Ohio: Because you like fucking with people’s minds.
Alex: True. (laughs evilly) But, no my soulmate was real and now is really dead.
Ohio: Your soulmate, huh, ever checked to see if other people have them too?
Alex: (leans forward, chuckling with delight) Someone’s a little bit interested in their one true love.
Ohio: (signs loudly) I’m mostly interested in whether or not you murdered Morgan’s soulmate.
Alex: (menacingly relaxes back into chair) So, Morgan went to Barnaby, who went to you, and that got you into such a peak hero mode that you decided your best course of action was to come and question my ability to take care of Morgan. Since you aren’t stupid, clearly our respective damsels were in a significant amount of distress. You will now proceed to give me every single detail of the cause of that distress.
(pause where Alex stares piercingly at Ohio in silence)
Ohio: (pinches bridge of his nose)
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