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I AM COOKED FOR FINALS
Hyuna: actually might be over for me😭
Till: why lol?
Hyuna: cuz I just realized the history hw is due tomorrow my ass did NOT do the work
Till: WAITS IT'S DUE TOMORROW??
Hyuna: YEA BRO THE TEACHER CHANGED IT
Till: gn I'm kms
Luka: losers
Till: WAIT I THOUGHT U DIDNT DO IT??
Luka: oh hell naw I did NOT do ts but I ask my wonderful beautiful baby brother ivan for it and he gave it to me
Sua: OUR*
Luka: whatever 😒
Till: WAIT I'MMA GO ASK IVAN
Hyuna: so Luka we besties rite?
Luka: you kick me down the stairs💔
Hyuna: its how I show my love
Luka: that lie was more bigger than me
Sua: lol y'all didn't know?
Hyuna: NNO TF?
Mizi: lowkey me neither but thankfully I have my lovely gf sua for help
Luka: bet you got them from Ivan
Sua: bruh no I only copied the answer I couldn't understand from his paper and he copied the answer he didn't understand from mine
Till: bro we get you and Ivan are the smart ones
Hyuna: wonder why Luka didn't get the smart genetics
Ivan: Luka literally inherited nothing from our mother he wipe all our fathers genetics
Sua: no cuz when I first saw him j lowkey thought he was adopted
Luka: I'M OLDER THAN YOU AND IT'S I NOT J
Sua: made one typo and bros on my ass
Luka: these bitches
Mizi: homophobic
Luka: I'm literally Ivan biggest stan what
Mizi: Mhmm
Till: also can we lowkey thank Ivan cuz if not my ass would NEVER pass these classes
Luka: REAL BRO🙏
Till: we are NOT bros 🙅🏻♂️
Luka: actually hater
Mizi: anyways
SSO TRUE IVAN AND SUA ARE CARRYING ME🙏
Hyuna: BRO IVAN WHAT ABOUT ME DAWG??
Ivan: you never asked
Hyuna: well can I get the history hw?
Ivan: yea sure I'll send it in DMS
Hyuna: IVAN RLLY IS CARRYING US🙏
Sua: ok lowkey if not for Ivan's I would not finished some of my work but I still do my shit until some of y'all (minis mizi ofc)
Till: textbook definition of favoritism
Sua: and what about it?? 😒
Till: nothing damn
just stating the obvious
Mizi: ok but like how did Luka not inherited NOT ONE fragment of sua or Ivan mom genes
Till: no cuz actually how
cuz when I first met Luka I genuinely thought he was adopted
Luka: you have never spent a day in health class have you
Till: no I'm too busy writing music
Luka: oh yea fricking band kid
Till: STFU
Hyuna: ok but like does Luka have resesive genes or something??
Ivan: *recessive
and yes our dad genes are very recessive our mom is more common
Hyuna: (°o°:)ᴼʰ
Sua: how you mess up that bad💀
Hyuna: BRO I GOT D IS SPELLING
Sua: I can tell
Hyuna: your such a bully
Sua: and I take pride in that
Mizi: ANYWAYS
just wanna say I'm thankful Ivan and sua mom genes came through cuz I can NOT stand Luka ugly ahh🙏
Till: truer words have not been spoken 🙏
Luka: yall are only saying cuz your dating them
Sua: lowkey grateful too
Luka: YOUR opinion will always be invalid(NOT BC SHE'S A LESBIAN)
Hyuna: bro had to clarify 😭
Mizi: watching you
Ivan: y'all just say you hate Lukas personality cuz my bro is NOT ugly
Luka: SEE?? Ivan literally the only real one😔
Till: unfortunately for you I'm a hater so your ugly in my eyes
Sua:^^^
Mizi: only time they agree on something
Ivan: hatred rlly is the only thing to brings those together
Hyuna: you is NOT Shakespeare😭🙏
Mizi: Ivan can be what he wants to be
Till: literally if bros idenfies as Shakespeares then he is
Luka:^^
Hyuna: look guys love Ivan but y'all glaze him sm
Sua: well if not for him half of y'all would be failing so lowkey don't blame them
Hyuna: true but like I feel like viewing someone like that is NOT healthy
Till: ig this whole GC but you and your brother aren't healthy
Hyuna: forgot y'all are the biggest simps known to man