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Allen came back home, dressed as a vampire. "Kanda, I'm home!" Allen called out.
"Welcome back, Moyashi," Kanda replied. Allen locked the door behind him and walked over to a very tired looking Kanda.
"When are you going to stop calling me bean sprout?" Allen asked. "When you get taller." He replied.
Allen sat next to Kanda and wrapped his arms around Kanda's waist. Allen rested his head on Kanda's shoulder. "Watashi no kyūketsuki moyashi," Kanda said. Allen punched his shoulder lightly. "My vampire bean sprout."
"Enjoyed Your Halloween party?"
"Harou~inpātī o tanoshinda?" Kanda asked, while kissing Allen on his forehead.
Allen blushed and replied "I did, and stop speaking Japanese. I can understand you, but our readers can't." Allen crossed his arms.
Kanda sighed and said, "Stop breaking the fourth-wall moyashi, I will punch you."
Kanda got up and went to their bedroom. He searched for his maid Halloween costume. He hated it, but he lost a bet to his best friend, Lavi. Kanda swore he would take his katana, Mugen, and slice the rabbit's head off. (Lavi was dressed as a rabbit for halloween~) Kanda finally found what he was looking for, and put it on. Kanda looked in the mirror and blushed. "I will never do drinking games again." He thought.
Kanda walked out of the bedroom and into the living room. Once Allen saw Kanda, he had a major nose-bleed. Kanda turned his head away from Allen and said:
"Take a picture, I swear I will kill you." Allen wiped his nose with his sleeve. "I won't," Allen sat up and walked over to him. "but, you have to walk around town with it on."
Allen had this evil smirk spread across his face. Kanda glared at him, harshly. Allen ever so slowly took out his phone and took a picture of Kanda.
"Go outside with me, or I send this to our Instagram page." Allen threatened.
Kanda didn't know what to do. He was stuck in something he couldn't get out of. Kanda's glare got harsher, and Allen's smirk turned into a grin that even Satan himself would fear.
"I hate you and Lavi," Kanda muttered and walked over to the door.
Allen jumped on Kanda's back and now Kanda was forced to carry Allen. "I wish I was never a man of my word," Kanda muttered under his breath.
Allen nuzzled his face in Kanda's long, silky, blue hair. "I hate you," Kanda said.
Allen chuckled and pet Kanda. Kanda scowled as he roamed the streets. Just think about it, a grown man in a maid costume, roaming the streets of Rose Cross.
"Kanda?" Allen asked in his most innocent voice.
"What?" Kanda replied.
"Remember that time you made me wear that princess costume last year?" Allen asked.
"Yes, and you looked cute," Kanda replied.
"Well, this is my revenge for posting that picture to our instagram~" Allen cooed in Kanda's ear.
Kanda got a chill up his spine. Kanda thought Allen would forgive and forget like he always does, but no. He didn't. He was plotting for revenge. Kanda kicked a rock that was in front of him. He was the center of attention on Crowned Clown Street.
Kanda and Allen heard a squeak from a familiar voice. They turned their heads towards the yaoi fangirl herself, Lenalee. She was next to her brother with a sister complex, Komui.
"Oh my god! Kanda, you are so cute!" She yelled.
This was the worst day of Kanda's life. He knew he was in for a treat when he married Allen, but didn't know Allen was this evil. He thought Allen was an angel. Lenalee got out her phone and took a picture of Kanda and Allen. Kanda was cursing under his breath, while Allen was laughing his head off.
"I am going to walk fast now," Kanda stated.
Kanda started walking at a very fast pace. He glared at anyone who dared look at him, but nobody could scare the infamous cook, Jerry.
"Ohhhhhh~ Kanda, you are just the cutest!" Jerry exclaimed, tapping Kanda's nose.
"Tch." He replied.
Jerry smiled and walked off, signing 'Common People' by My Chemical Romance. Kanda replaced his 'I-hate-the-world' face with the 'I-will-murder-someone' face. Allen started stretching Kanda's cheeks and braiding his hair.
Kanda sighed and looked up at the night sky. He smiled a little as he remembered the night he proposed to Allen. The face of joy and tears of happiness on Allen's face was the best thing about that night. Every time Kanda would look up at the stars, he would also remember the night he was hanging out with Allen, at a school festival. Allen had confessed his feeling towards Kanda that night. Their first kiss was when the fireworks went off.
"Kanda? What are you smiling about?" Allen asked, a little concerned.
"Nothing," Kanda replied as he walked towards his home. He got out his keys and opened the door. Kanda threw Allen on the bed of their bedroom and fell down on it.
"I love you, goodnight."
"Aishiteru, oyasuminasai," Kanda said. "Goodnight, love you too," Allen replied, and they both fell asleep.