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Hades and Maleficent were making out in Maleficent’s dorm room.
It was about to get more heated when someone suddenly clears their throat. Hades and Maleficent turned towards the door and saw James Hook, their friend, standing there.
“Care to tell me what you two were doing?” James asked, already knowing from how swollen their lips looked but wanted to tease them first.
“I was taking some crumbs off Hades’ lips,” Maleficent lied, knowing if James knew he would make a big deal out of them kissing. Though that lie wasn’t the greatest thing she could come up with, it was just the first thing that came to her mind.
“With yours? Napkins exist too y’know,” James said with a teasing manner.
“Napkins are too overrated, plus does it look like I have napkins lying around in my room?” Maleficent snarked.
“Well, I’ll let you continue getting the crumbs off Hades’ lips,” James smirked, walking out.
Hades and Maleficent looked at each other and she smirked.
“I think you still have crumbs on your lips,” Maleficent said.
“Then you better get the rest off,” Hades smirked.
Maleficent reconnected their lips and the two went back making out.