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So. You’ve been greeted at the door by a man with a haggard looking expression carrying a covered bird cage, have you? And he insisted that you, and only you, could care for the very special creature kept within, hmm?
That’s strange. Not usually how Charmony Doves come into ownership. In fact, it’s…enigmatic how such a situation came to be and why your doorstep of all places was the location of such a phenomenon. But no matter! This guide will give you everything you need to know about this particular Charmony Dove.
For you see, he’s very special.
No, literally, surely you can see that? Take a look. Do you see that halo? What bird has a halo? And his coloration! More blue and yellow than purples and pinks, and he has a slightly gray hue to him, does he not? Yes, he is pigeon-shaped but that’s beside the point. Doves and pigeons are…
Moving right along.
He already has a name, don’t get any ideas. Sunday. Yes, a day of the week. Considering how active he is, you’d never know he was named for the day of rest.
You must be wondering: what are you going to do with a dove? After all, you have obligations, a life, and now here you are, saddled with a bird by a stranger and you don’t know the first thing about caring for these fine feathered friends.
Well, that’s what I’m here for. These are your tips and tricks for managing this unexpected package.
Important to note: the author, publisher, distributor, and the company through which you read this document are not responsible for neglect, poor decisions, and the consequences that result if one should ever give this bird a conductor’s baton. Do not, under any circumstances, introduce this particular Charmony Dove to ravens or crows.
- Upon receiving Sunday, find a spot in your abode that is quiet but not isolated. Preferably near some windows. He likes a high perch.
- The stranger should have passed along a few packages of Penacony Popcorn, peanuts, seeds, and millet. When Sunday has been especially good, treat him to some popcorn; don’t overuse it, or you’ll find it goes to waste. He is a
- He is a bird of courteousy. When uncovering his cage every morning, greet him softly.
- Sunday adores music of all kinds, especially classical compositions. Ease into introducing him to the source of the music and keep the volume reasonable. Not only to keep him comfortable; Sunday is a talented dove and you could find that out for yourself if you listen carefully.
- If you must play something less traditional, we suggest the wide expansive catalog of the Penacony-based idol, Robin. He seems to have a particular knack for her music and no one has figured out why just yet.
- He may try to take sticks and other objects and attempt to fashion a conductor’s baton. It is best to help him in this endeavor.
Keep in mind, Sunday is quite reserved and it will take consistency for him to warm up to you. He might try to fix your hair, bring you little tidbits for your “nest”, and even try to keep you on key when you sing. Occasional nipping may occur if he finds you are not as diligent as usual. He means well.
In time, you will have a very special bond with a unique Charmony Dove.