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Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama, we’ve raised our old stomping grounds, Camp Wawanakwa for our biggest season ever. They will be competing for Total Drama’s biggest prize ever, 5 MILLION DOLLARS! So sit back, relax, and get ready for
TOTAL
DRAMA
DANGANRONPA!
(intro plays)
(entrance dock)
Chris: Alright, let’s get our cast out here, first up is the original 22, plus Alejandro, Sierra, and Blaniely.
(Beth, DJ, Gwen, Geoff, Lindsay, Heather, Duncan, Tyler, Harold, Trent, Bridgette, Noah, Leshawna, Katie, Sadie, Ezekiel, Cody, Eva, Owen, Courtney, Justin, Izzy, Alejandro, Sierra, and Blaniely come off a giant yacht)
Chris: So glad to have you all back.
Gwen: Yeah, because you kidnapped us!
Chris: Kidnapped is a strong word, I would say gathered.
Ezekiel: I don’t care just as long as I’m not out first again, eh.
Duncan: I’m just glad to be out of jail.
Chris: Don’t worry Duncan, once you’re eliminated, it’s back to jail for you, I haven’t forgotten about the cottage you blew up.
Courtney: IT WAS A MANSION!
Chris: Anyways, here come the 13 teens from our fourth season.
(Cameron, Lightning, Zoey, Scott, Jo, Mike, Anne Maria, Brick, Sam, Dawn, B, Dakota, and Staci come off another giant yacht)
Gwen: Let me guess, you guys were kidnapped too?
Zoey: None of us wanted to come back.
Sam: Well I did, to prove to the fans that I can be useful.
Anne Maria: At least you got to compete twice.
Chris: Now for the 14 teens from Pahkitew Island.
(Sky, Jasmine, Leonard, Topher, Ella, Beardo, Dave, Shawn, Scarlett, Max, Rodney, Amy, Sammy, and Sugar get off yet another giant yacht)
Amy: Samey, if you’re thinking about screwing me again, forget about it.
Dave: Can you just vote me off now? I don’t want to be here.
Chris: Sorry Dave, but the fun’s just getting started, because this season we’re bringing in 48 new contestants.
Trent: 48? There’s so many of us already!
Zoey: Yeah, why did you just let them compete instead of kidnapping us?
Chris: Because I want this to be the biggest season ever! So anyways, here comes our first batch of newbies.
(a boat arrives dropping off 16 teens)
Chris: First up, pop sensation Sayaka Maizano!
Ella: Oh my god, I love her music!
Chris: Sisters Junko and Mukuro
(confessional)
Amy: That pink haired sister would make a great ally.
Chris: This is Leon
Geoff: Bro, you’re rocking the red hair.
Leon: Uh, thanks.
Chris: Chihiro and possibly the sketchiest guy here, Mondo.
Mondo: Oh piss off!
Kiyotaka: HEY, LANGUAGE MISTER!
Mondo: DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO BUDDY!
Chris: That was Kiyotaka, and here comes Hifumi and Celestia
Celestia: Thanks for carrying my luggage Hifumi.
Hifumi: You’re welcome my queen.
(confessional)
Jasmine: I know a toxic relationship when I see one, and poor Hifumi is suffering under Celestia’s breath.
Chris: This is Sakura
Eva: Damn, looks like I got competition in the muscles department.
Chris: Here comes Yasuhiro and Aoi
Aoi: Uh, can I please be called by Hina?
Chris: Whatever Hina, I could care less. Anyways, Toko and Byakuya.
Byakuya: Can you get off me?
Toko: Oh Byakuya, your arms are so warm.
Byakuya: Uh, gross!
Chris: And finally, Kyoko and Makoto
Makoto: Uh, hi
Chris: No time for proper introductions because the next boat is here.
(another boat arrives dropping off 16 more teens)
Chris: Everyone, this is Akane.
Akane: So, when do we eat here?
Owen: I like her already.
Chris: Huh, this is interesting, another Byakuya.
Byakuya: Impossible, I’m the only Byakuya Togami!
Twokuya: Well you would be mistaken my fellow Byakuya.
Byakuya: YOU ARE NOT ME!
Chris: Oh I’m loving this early drama, Chiaki, Fuyuhiko, and Gundham
Sam: Oh, a fellow Nintendo fan I see?
Chiaki: Oh, how kind of you to noticed my Zelda pin.
DJ: Aw, how cute you have hamsters:
Gundham: THERE ARE NOT MERELY HAMSTERS TREE GIANT! THERE ARE MY FOUR DARK DEVAS OF DESTRUCTION!
Leonard: Sounds like evil to me.
Chris: Hajime Hinata everyone.
Hajime: Hi, I’m a normal guy and that’s it.
(confessional)
Mike: Huh, that guy seems familiar to me.
Duncan: No way, I thought he was supposed to be locked up for good!
Chris: Hiyoko and Ibuki.
Cameron: You seem to be a little small for a teenager.
Hiyoko: You’re one to talk, bubble boy! HAHAHAHAHA!
Chris: Meet Kazuichi everyone
Kazuichi: This is gonna be so awesome!
Chris: Mahriru and Mikan
Hiyoko: Big sis, get over here away from that ugly nurse lady.
Mahriru: Hiyoko, stop being mean, it’s only day one.
Chris: Nagito is here.
Nagito: Hey guys, I’ll probably be one of the first ones gone.
Chris: Wow, what a bummer, anyways here’s Nekomaru and Peko
Sakura: Looks like we got our hands full on muscle, huh Hina?
Hina: You’re telling me, some of the others look tough on their own.
Chris: Now I’m proud to introduce Princess Sonia Nevermind!
Ella: EEEEEEE! AN ACTUAL PRINCESS!
(confessional)
Sayaka: Ella seems to get excited about a lot of things, I could use her as an ally.
Sonia: Uh thank you Chris, but please just treat me as a normal teen.
Kazuichi: No, she’s royal!
Chris: And the last teen of this bunch, Chef Teruteru
Teruteru: Oh my, a lot of lovely ladies.
Jasmine: Great, another lovestruck airhead.
Chris: Alright guys, here comes the last boat of teens.
(the final boat arrives with the last 16 teens of the game)
Chris: Kaede and Shuichi
Kaede: It’s great to meet you all.
Chris: Himiko and Kaito
Leonard: Oh joy, another wizard to help me defeat the dark lord and his furry minions.
Chris: Kirumi and Korekiyo
Korekiyo: Boy, what lovely ladies you have assembled Chris.
Teruteru: I know right, it makes you want to squeeze your weiner.
Geoff: Uh, you mean like a hot dog right dude?
Teruteru: Maybe!
(confessional)
Ezekiel: As someone voted off for sexist comments, I wish Teruteru the best of luck not to get voted out first.
Chris: Tenko and Gonta
Sakura: And the heavy hitters keep on coming.
Chris: Tsumugi and….. A ROBOT!?
Keebo: I am K1-B0, but you may call me Keebo.
Alejandro: Big deal, I was once inside a robot’s body.
Max: A machine like that would be the key to world domination.
Scarlett: You realized you just said that out loud you dumbass.
Max: SHIT!
Chris: Angie and Kokichi
Angie: PRAISE ATUA!
Duncan: No one’s interested in switching religions.
Chris: Miu and Ryoma
Cameron: Oh my, another tiny teen.
Ryoma: Don’t smoke cigarettes, those ads speak the truth.
Chris: And our final 2 contestants, Maki and Rantaro
Rantaro: Hold on, I sense an evil dread.
Harold: That’s probably just Chris, you’ll get used to him.
Rantaro: No, not him, it’s someone else.
???: How kind of you to remember me Rantaro!
Tyler: Uh, who said that?
Monokuma: MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH!
Kazuichi: EEK!
Hina: Dear God, not him again.
Bridgette: You know that weird bear?
Hina: Unfortunately
Monokuma: Greetings campers, my name is Monokuma, the new co-host of Total Drama!
Owen: Oh no, did Chef die?
Chris: No, he opened up a daycare in Toronto.
(The Total Drama veterans give Chris a weird look)
Chris: Well, that’s what he said.
Monokuma: Anyways, I have big plans to ensure this will be the best season of Total Drama ever! Because it’s also going to be…. A KILLING GAME!
(everyone gasps at Monokuma’s announcement)
Monokuma: JUST KIDDING! BWAH! BWAH! BWAH! Oh, you should’ve seen the look on your faces. Nope, I’ll be here to help Chris with the challenges.
Chris: Alright, now that introductions are finally out of the way, it’s time for a group photo, c'mon hurry up, we’re already seven pages into this episode.
(the campers are confused by the last part, but head to the dock for the group photo, only for it to immediately collapse with so many people standing on it)
Chris: Eh, nevermind we can just photoshop that later, anyways head to the campfire.
(campfire)
Chris: Alright campers, if you did the math, there are 100 people competing this season. So now, I’m going to split you guys into 2 teams of 50. The first team will consist of……..
Trent, Beth, DJ, Bridgette, Noah, Leshawna, Ezekiel, Katie, Geoff, Sadie, Alejandro, Izzy, Brick, Anne Maria, B, Dakota, Lightning, Staci, Sam, Topher, Jasmine, Shawn, Sugar, Sky, Max, Scarlett, Leon, Twokuya, Junko, Angie, Rantaro, Ibuki, Chihiro, Celestia, Hifumi, Kyoko, Nagito, Tsumugi, Hajime, Gundham, Kaede, Kaito, Keebo, Kirumi, Tenko, Maki, Hiyoko, Miu, Yasuhiro, and Korekiyo
Your team will be called…… THE BRAWLING BEARS!
Noah: Oh joy, our team is named after the creepy black and white bear
Monokuma: That is just sheer coincidence, bookworm.
Chris: Which means…..
Duncan, Gwen, Tyler, Lindsay, Cody, Eva, Owen, Courtney, Harold, Sierra, Justin, Blaniely, Heather, Cameron, Dawn, Jo, Mike, Zoey, Scott, Leonard, Ella, Rodney, Sammy, Amy, Beardo, Dave, Mukuro, Makoto, Nekomaru, Himiko, Hina, Teruteru, Peko, Akane, Sakura, Kazuichi,
Byakuya, Sonia, Shuichi, Chiaki, Kiyotaka, Fuyuhiko, Ryoma, Toko, Mahiru, Sayaka, Mikan, Kokichi, Gonta, and Mondo
Your team will be called….. THE PULVERISING PANTHERS!
(confessional)
Gwen: Judging by who’s on my team, Chris clearly hates me!
Courtney: Judging by who’s on my team, I have a lot of apologizing to do!
Duncan: Judging by who’s on my team, I’d rather go back to jail!
Chris: So, with teams decided, you will now drop off your luggage at your team’s apartments, courtesy of Hope’s Peak, but don’t take too long, because your first challenge starts in 1 hour!
Makoto: Don’t worry guys, I’m sure the first challenge will be super easy.
(1 hour later)
(the cliff)
Makoto: Oh you gotta be kidding me!
Chris: Welcome to your first challenge, in case you haven’t guessed, it’s jumping off this cliff into shark infested waters.
Monokuma: Also, steer clear of the sharks, I fed them a whole bulk sise jar of cocaine.
Kiyotaka: WHAT! SOMEONE’S GOING TO DIE!
Monokuma: Relax, as long as you’re a fast swimmer, you should leave with no injuries.
(the campers all grimaced at the thought of super frenzied sharks)
Chris: So basically, whichever team has the most jumpers are safe from the vote, while the other team will send 2 people home!
DJ: Wait what! We have to vote out 2 people if we lose?
Chris: Yep, with so many people, I thought I raise the stakes a little higher, so which team wants to go first?
(everyone hesitated until one member of the Brawling Bears decides to jump first)
Lightning: The Lightning is the first to risk his life!
(Lightning descends and his head makes impact with a buoy)
(confessional)
Tyler: Ooh, been there before.
Chris: Well Bears, looks like you volunteered to go first.
Sky: Okay, this shouldn’t be too hard.
(Sky does a perfect swan dive into the water, safe from the sharks, pulling up Lightning on her way out)
Rantaro: Well, it seems safe enough.
(Rantaro dives into the safe zone)
(a montage then plays of Trent, Alejandro, Jasmine, Shawn, Leon, Tsumugi, Tenko, Izzy, Angie, Hajime, and Maki all making the safe zone)
Kaito: WAIT FOR ME MAKI ROLL!
(Kaito proceeds to land on the fin of one of the sharks, which proceeds to go crazy trying to shake Kaito off)
Kaito: OH MY GOD! SOMEONE GET A TRANQUILIZER!
(confessional)
Maki: Why is he such a dork?
Keebo: Sorry guys, but I might short circuit if I go in the water.
Max: So, the robot can’t go into water, I’ll make a mental note.
Scarlett: Again, out loud.
(Scarlett proceeds to shove Max off the cliff, followed by her jumping, both land in the safe zone)
Anne Maria: I’m out too, no way I’m getting my hair wet.
Celestia: Come Hifumi, we’re taking the escalator down.
Hifumi: Mercy my queen.
Noah: Well, DJ’s not jumping since he chickened out when we first did this.
DJ: No, I have to jump, FOR MAMA!!!!
Gundham: Well done, tree giant.
DJ: EEK! How did you get down here so quickly?
Gundham: I have my ways.
Noah: Well, guess I’ll jump then
(Noah proceeds to land in the safe zone)
(another montage of Leshawna, B, Sugar, Ibuki, Kaede, and Miu all landing in the safe zone, while Beth, Brick, Topher, Chihiro, Nagito, and Hiyoko all taking the escalator down)
Geoff: C’mon babe, let’s do this.
(Bridgette and Geoff land safely in the safe zone)
Yasuhiro: Okay, the sharks don’t seem too dangerous
(Yasuhiro jumps and lands on the same shark that Kaito did)
Maki: Sigh, here we go again.
Kirumi: Need assistance Mrs Kirigami?
Kyoko: Just trying to figure out how messed up those sharks are.
Kirumi: I see, you want to take the escalator down?
Kyoko: I think that would be the safer option.
Kirumi: Very well, I will go with you.
Staci: My great, great, great, great, great grandfather invented escalators, back then…..
Junko: NO ONE CARES!
(Staci is thrown off the cliff as Junko takes a dive, with both landing in the safe zone)
Korekiyo: This will be rather simple.
(Korekiyo does a perfect dive into the safe zone)
Twokuya: Very sorry team, but I must take the escalator down.
Ezekiel: Not me, I have something to prove, eh!
(Ezekiel jumps and gets hit by the same edge as last time, but somehow lands in the safe zone)
Katie and Sadie: Us too!
(both land in the safe zone)
Dakota: Alright Sam, it’s just us left, are you ready?
Sam: I can’t do it, I’m nervous!
Dakota: Sam, think of it as a water level in Mario.
Sam: You’re right, I can do this
(Sam grabs Dakota and they both jump into the safe zone)
Chris: Alright 37 out of 50 Bears jumped, Panthers beat that and you win!
Cody: Guys, after what happened last time, I think Owen should jump first.
Owen: Crap, okay then.
(Owen proceeds to jump into the safe zone, but the splash was so huge, Cody, Harold, Dave, Himiko, Chiaki, and Toko all fall off the cliff outside the safe zone, the six proceed to run away from the sharks, Sierra also jumps after seeing Cody in danger)
(confessional)
Owen: Oh wow, sometimes I don’t know my own strengths.
Byakuya: Nice conditions, but I’ll pass, anyone smart would join me down the escalator.
(Byakuya is soon followed by Justin, Makoto, Kazuichi, Kiyotaka, Mahiru, Blaniely, Mikan, Heather, and Cameron on the escalator)
Nekomaru: ALRIGHT GUYS, WE CAN’T AFFORD TO HAVE ANYONE ELSE CHICKEN OUT!
Akane: Coach is right, we have to jump!
Hina: Sounds like a plan, let’s go Sakura!
(Nekomaru, Akane, Hina, and Sakura all land in the safe zone)
Ella: Here we go Sayaka
(Ella and Sayaka both land in the safe zone)
(Sammy notices Amy trying to sneak down the escalator)
Sammy: Oh no you don’t we’re all in this together!
(Sammy grabs Amy’s hand and they both jump off the cliff into the safe zone)
Jo: Look out below
(Jo lands in the safe zone)
(a montage begins of Eva, Mike, Zoey, Mukuro, Peko, Fuyuhiko, Ryoma, Gonta, Scott, and Mondo all making the safe zone)
Kokichi: Sorry everyone but I can’t jump
Duncan: You better not punk!
Kokichi: Just kidding, IT”S A LIE!
(Kokichi jumps and lands in the safe zone)
(Shuichi jumps outside the safe zone, fleeing from the frenzied sharks)
Rodney: Yeah, that’s not happening
Teruteru: Are you insane, some of those girls are still wet!
(Teruteru jumps and the shark has a visitor once again)
Tyler: Watch this Linds!
(Tyler proceeds to run off the cliff, but trips and lands right into a shark’s mouth)
Leonard: Don’t worry, I’ll cast a vegetarian spell on the shark on my descent!
(Leonard jumps but lands right into the middle of two sharks fighting over a seagull)
Leonard: Uh, Invisibility spell?
(It obviously doesn’t work and Leonard swims for his life)
(confessional)
Harold: Gosh, that bear is messed up for giving those sharks cocaine.
(Nekomaru and Gonta re-enter the water and help the three doomed campers get away from the sharks, meanwhile Lindsey jumps to check on Tyler)
Duncan: Well ladies, Beardo just chickened out, Dawn and Sonia are jumping now, we all have to jump in order to win.
Gwen: Fine, you two can jump first.
Courtney: Look, just because we didn’t leave on the best terms, doesn’t mean we have to be bitter to each other, so let’s just go.
(the three of them land safely in the safe zone)
Chris: Alright, so 38 out of 50 jumped which means, THE PULVERSING PANTHERS WIN!
(the Panthers cheer as those who were hurt by the sharks were checked on by medical)
Chris: Bears, Campfire ceremony tonight, where you will be voting out the first two players of the game.
(the Brawling Bears apartment)
Max: Now, if I could just take a code out of his CPU, I could…..
Miu: WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING SHITHEAD?
Max: Um, checking for malware.
Scarlett: He’s been trying to turn him into an evil machine.
Max: Traitorous sidekick.
Scarlett: I’M NOT YOUR SIDEKICK!
Staci: You know my great, great, great, great, great, great, great uncle invented apartments, back then…..
(most of the Bears just eyed each other, thinking about who to vote out)
(the elimination ceremony)
Chris: Bears, welcome to the elimination ceremony, here your fate in the game will be decided. I have 48 marshmallows. The two who don’t receive one will leave the game. If I call your name, you’re safe…..
Trent, Alejandro, Sam, Leon, Tsumugi, Tenko, DJ, Izzy, Jasmine, Angie, Hajime, Maki, Bridgette, B, Shawn, Rantaro, Gundham, Miu, Noah, Dakota, Sky, Ibuki, Kaede, Korekiyo, Leshawna, Lightning, Scarlett, Junko, Kaito, Yasuhiro, Ezekiel, Sadie, Sugar, Twokuya, Kyoko, Kirumi, Katie, Brick, Topher, Chihiro, Nagito, Hiyoko, Geoff, Beth, Celestia, and Hifumi
(Staci and Anne Maria both look nervous, Keebo’s in total shock his name hasn’t been called yet, while Max looks rather upset to be in the bottom 4)
Chris: And the final two marshmallows go to………
Anne Maria and Keebo
(both Anne Maria and Keebo sigh in relief, while Staci and Max look very upset)
Staci: Oh come on, first out again, this is so unfair!
Max: You will regret this decision Bears!
Monokuma: Well, Well, Well, looks like Staci and Max are tonight’s lucky losers, IT’S PUNISHMENT TIME!
(the campers familiar with the sadistic bear look rather fearful of what might happen)
Monokuma: Straight to the dock of shame you too, and you must never return! BWAH! BWAH! BWAH! BWAH!
Kaede: Oh whew, I thought it was going to something more deadly.
Chris: Nope, the dock of shame is back this season, Staci, Max, get out!
(Staci sighs as she walks onto the boat of losers, while Max screams some very awful profanity at his former team)
Chris: Well, that’s it for our premiere episode, but stay tuned, cause the fun’s just getting started on……
TOTAL
DRAMA
DANGANRONPA!
Placements:
Eliminated Episode 1: Staci and Max
The Teams:
Brawling Bears:
Trent, Beth, DJ, Bridgette, Noah, Leshawna, Ezekiel, Katie, Geoff, Sadie, Alejandro, Izzy, Brick, Anne Maria, B, Dakota, Lightning, Sam, Topher, Jasmine, Shawn, Sugar, Sky, Scarlett, Leon, Twokuya, Junko, Angie, Rantaro, Ibuki, Chihiro, Celestia, Hifumi, Kyoko, Nagito, Tsumugi, Hajime, Gundham, Kaede, Kaito, Keebo, Kirumi, Tenko, Maki, Hiyoko, Miu, Yasuhiro, and Korekiyo
Pulversing Panthers:
Duncan, Gwen, Tyler, Lindsay, Cody, Eva, Owen, Courtney, Harold, Sierra, Justin, Blaineley, Heather, Cameron, Dawn, Jo, Mike, Zoey, Scott, Leonard, Ella, Rodney, Sammy, Amy, Beardo, Dave, Mukuro, Makoto, Nekomaru, Himiko, Hina, Teruteru, Peko, Akane, Sakura, Kazuichi, Byakuya, Sonia, Shuichi, Chiaki, Kiyataka, Fuyuhiko, Ryoma, Toko, Mahiru, Sayaka, Mikan, Kokichi, Gonta, and Mondo