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The wolverine of this universe didn't exist, he was just a concept for short kings.
The wolverine was a comic book and some movies, but the guy? No there wasn't one. Was there a Logan? Well some but not any with bone claws.
This universe, mostly(Hugh jackman probs out of character oops) our universe was one that deadpool visited and stayed in for a bit before finding the wolverine.
Why did he stay? Il tell you
Deadpool walks into the tv portal again after being shot at to find a chill looking wolverine that won't immediately shoot or run to claw him,
a bit tall now that wade looks closer but normally the shorter ones killed him faster so this change was OK
"Uh what are you doing back in the suit? Filming is over for today atleast it should be." The suspiciously calm australian wolverine questioned.
"Fourth wall break didn't know you did that Logan. this must be the universe where that's more common I need camera crew to know I need to be filmed always"
Wade poses with his knives accidentally cutting a major artery
"Uh Ryan was this planned are you ok?"
"Hughie I stained your... concrete, not Ryan though I'm deadpool."
The swords are real and all staff notice Hugh calls for help to not let his friend bleed out from doing a bit too well
Wade wanted to leave for the awkwardness to be over but lucky for him the TVA portal maker got jammed from his blood. The only solution was to pretend to be Ryan renalds for the medical care to let the device dripp dry
Wade grabbed Hughs arm
"Don't stab me but dont leave me I need you". deadpool pleaded.
Wades intentions would have been clear if this was the wolverine but this was just an actor not acting for the movie right now
Hugh thinks back to the times he has nicked people with the wolverine claws, lucky the claws weren't being used today.
"Mate I'm not leaving while your ...bleeding, it stopped. why didn't you tell us it was fake blood I was worried, Ryan ,please say something next time"
Wade yanked his deadpool mask off his head so hard the makeup team thought the prosthetic face stuff would fly everywhere it didn't only because this was just scars and cancer. See I'm Wade Wilson.
"Wow your head must be itchy right now", a makeup artist commented
"No, it's cold," wade sassed back
"The blood was real so do treat it as a biohazard but I'm fine healing factor and all that."
Hugh was puzzled but decided to go along with this being wade.
"Ok uh wade we aren't filming the cameras got none of the footage"
Wade gasped
"you right?" Asked Hugh in a concerned tone
"Hold me wolvie", wade was enjoying flirting with someone who didnt want to kill him straight away other than Vanessa.
"Sure." They held hands in the most unromantic way possible
Wade quickly lept to the door
The actual Ryan Reynolds and his wife came back in to the filming place as they forgot their house key or something. Well Blake lively, Ryan's wife got in.
Before the actual Ryan could get in wade slammed the door shut.
Blake was confused about why her husband had the suit and makeup on again, and why did he have the makeup on when the next scenes he was filming were fully masked, she was also curious why he slammed the door shut like there was something to hide.
"Forgot the keys, again are you guys ment to be filming or?"
"Nope the cameras are shot with fake blood, didn't think we were using that but oh well"one of the crew stated firmly.
"Just cleaning the set room, also he thinks he's wade so be careful "
"Hugh kiss me!" Wade said excitedly, he thought it was weird the wolverines normal name wasn't Logan but it was James sometimes so why not more names to drown out the trauma.
Hugh was slightly disappointed in Ryan at this point his wife was right there for fucks sake.
"Your wife..."
"When- does this universe me have a wife!? Is it Vanessa or a malewife? God hope it's both"
"I see how he thinks he's wade, the memes might be true now."
"Oh it's you". wade was slightly disappointed that it wasn't a dude or Vanessa to be his wife.
The actual Ryan finaly opened the door,
"Fuck" wade was panicking normally the other hims weren't this close to the wolverine.
Wade managed to not be outed as a weirdo intruder and somehow no one noticed Ryan and his different clothes
Not that different though he was wearing a deadpool shirt.
"Uh why are you wearing the suit buddy we didn't have any stunt doubles today,"
wade tries to hide and puts his mask back on so his face would be hidden again
hugh and Blake don't notice they are trying to find the keys and the prop TVA portal maker that wade moved out the way to not get confused.
"Hey other me I'm the real deadpool here so Uh let me kidnap the wolverine." Wade wispers
"That's Hugh jackman and why the method acting you are a stunt double right?"
"Not a double"
Wade lifts up his mask and pulls at his neck,
"this isn't makeup by the way, if you pealed this off more would grow back immediately"
"Soo this is the actor au basically?"
Asked Ryan who thought the concept was cool but there wasn't time to add that in
Blake and Hugh look over
Oh, Ryan wasn't being delusional it was some other guy they thought in unison.
"Ryan sorry thought this guy was you."
Hugh said as wade snuggled up to him squeezing him inappropriately on his pecks.
"I would definitely ask before doing.. That"
Blake just stared at wade not saying anything.
"Hey can you marry me fluffy? "Wade asked while kicking his feet in the air on Hugh jackmans shoulders.
"No your acting like a toddler"
Wades portal maker dripp dried at this point so it was usable once again
Wade saw how happy the actors were so he didn't steal anybody, he actually wanted to but the TVA device transported him to the next universe with his memory wiped of any and all information of that encounter