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It was the night before Halloween and Magolor catches Susie in the act "What are you doing?" he question her, "I am trying a new product, it's suppose to eliminate all diseases." "There's barely any diseases in Dream Land." "Doesn't matter, there'll probably be a plague one day and everyone will come to me for help and I'll be famous and rich." "You going to pay people for their lives!"

"Be grateful there is already going to be cure for when that happens! Now if you excuse me, I'll be testing this on Meta Knight." Susie scolds Magolor before she pushes through him and set foot on finding Meta Knight, she went through river, trees, even lava to find Meta Knight "Where is he" she muttered. Suddenly she spots him sitting near a tree read a book that was totally not upside down. "There you are" Susie then snatches Meta Knight and heads towards the lab. "NO PLEASE LET ME GO!" Meta Knight pleaded but Susie didn't give a fuck and when back to the lab.

Meta Knight was then imprisoned in a cell and was told a bunch of things that was unless since he knows Susie was a manipulative bitch, and he probably could've just teleported out but he was too stupid to think of that anyways. "Now Meta Knight this won't hurt." Susie says before taking out a large needle "Really!" "Hell no this will hurt like hell."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Dark Meta Knight was walking in the woods with his self proclaimed child Shadow Kirby, he didn't even filed documents because he didn't want to pay child support. "Darky, can we steal from an ice cream store." That little brat suggested.

"Fine you might aswell steal the whole shop while we're at it." Dark Meta Knight suggested so he could get his child in a live of crime, "hey what's that over there?" Dark Meta Knight sees a dark figure across from them. "Is that Meta Knight?" Shadow Kirby walked closer "No don't do near him- is that a plushy."

The Meta Knight Plushy then chanted something about a cult but nobody really cares at all because cults were last week. "This is boring in going to kill it." But before Shadow Kirby could kill it Dark Meta Knight pulls him behind "no he need sacrifice.". Dark Meta Knight then throw a random innocent waddle dee at the plushy.

The waddle dee then turns into a Meta Knight Plushy. "Shoot, we need to run now!" Dark Meta Knight then grabs Shadow Kirby and dipped.

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It was a dark and cold night and Dedede was sleeping in his room until he was woken up by loud knocking "Huh? who's there! Bandana Dee get the door, I'm too lazy to get up!" said Dedede as he continues sleeping. Bandana Dee went to the front door and opened it to find no one there "Who in there right mind would be playing tricks at this hour?" said Bandana Dee as he shuts the front door, he then turns around and a Meta Knight Plushy is sitting on the throne. "Weird?" Bandana Dee goes to pick it up but the Meta Knight Plushy bites him "Ouch! This thing is alive-... To be honest I'm not surprised at all." The Meta Knight Plushy tackles Bandana Dee "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

Meanwhile in the hallway Dedede finally got his butt up to investigate the screaming in the throne room. "Bandana Dee.... Bandana Dee... BANDANA WADDLE DE-" Dedede stopped talking as he sees two Meta Knight plushies on his throne. "Hey! Only i can sit there!" Says Dedede as he knocks them away with his hammer, "Anyways have yall see Bandana Dee around here? He better not be slacking off or I'll have to cut his paycheck!" Dedede suddenly steps on something, he then pick it up, "Bandana Dee's bandana?" he angrily turns to the Meta Knight plushies. "I know yall got Bandana Dee somewhere! Show me right know or I'll rip ya to shreds!" The Meta Knight plushies got mad and proceeded to gang up on Dedede "No!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"CHANNEL P.P.P: Breaking News, a bunch of Meta Knight plushies are attacking Dream Land it's seems like and apocalypse but with plushies... Which is kinda pathetic to be honest. So lock your doors and windows and be saaAA- OH MY NOVA, IS THAT A META KNIGHT PLUSHY! WHO LET THEM IN HERE?! AAAAH-" Magolor turns off the tv. "Another fake propaganda from the typical news, how are they this desperate, Dream Land gets attacked every single week! And they're putting out fake news, some desperate idiots!" Magolor then hears knocking at the door "UGGGH, WHO'S THERE!" "It's mee Dark Meta Knight open the door!" "Hell nawh" "Please, i have a son!" "Not really" "HOW DARE YOU, I'LL BREAK THIS DOOR DOWN IF YOU DON'T OPEN!" "..." "AND THIS WHOLE SHIP TOO!"

After a long explanation later.
"So it Meta Knight Plushie apocalypse is real?" question Magolor, "Ye i guess, i don't really care through," replied Dark Meta Knight "Yea me either, it's not a big deal anyways, we can just burn them all." suggested Magolor. "Me play with fire." said Shadow Kirby, "I'm pretty sure those are really people," said Dark Meta Knight. "It should been a Shadow Kirby apocalypse cause i am so cute." whined Shadow Kirby.

"It's totally Susie's doing so lets just go after her and hope she's around so she can stop this mess. I'm only doing this because i would rather not be turned into a Meta Knight Plushy!" Magolor then leaves followed by Dark Meta Knight and Shadow Kirby.

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Susie in her secret underground bunker, watches on the surveillance cams (like the spy she is), watching the Dreamlanders get turned into Meta Knight Plushies.

Suddenly the door bunker busted open "Hey! This bunker was suppose to be a secret!" Susie shouts. Magolor, Dark Meta Knight and Shadow Kirby falls in "I had tracked down your "Secret Bunker." You have some explaining to do!" said Magolor.

Susie tells her story about how she wanted to mechanized Meta Knight again but fail, ultimately resulting into him turning a plushy. He broke outta the room and attacked the works turning them into Meta Knight Plushies too, Susie quickly had to evaluate the whole Ark.

"What do we do to stop this!" Shadow Kirby cries in tears, as if this was the worst thing he has ever experienced, "Technically there seems to be no cure, but if i could see what happened then maybe i can somehow reverse this." Susie went to open underground underground bunker.

"Yeah and after that you better not mess with anyone else anymore," said Magolor "Apparently if i wanted to know how this was caused in the first place i would need a test subject." Susie looks at Dark Meta Knight sinisterly.

"Nuh uh-" Dark Meta Knight gets tased by Susie and goes unconscious. "Papà!" before Shadow Kirby could even react Susie drags the unconscious Dark Meta Knight into the underground underground bunker and shuts the door close.

"That bitch did not just leave us behind." Magolor tries multiple ways to open the door, "God dammit! Guess we gotta wait here." A big loud bang comes from outside the door of the bunker "I don't we have much time..." Shadow Kirby shivers. "Quick get anything tall and block the upper door!" "There's nothing here that's tall!" "Then ummm.... try to find a way to get the underground underground bunker door open while i hold the upper door from busting down." Shadow Kirby looked everywhere but it seems like he had found nothing, it was probably gonna be too late for them.

Meanwhile Galacta Knight was boarding up everything in his house, he was not gonna let some plushies take him down especially if they looked like Meta Knight "Finally i can be in peace." Suddenly multiple Meta Plushies teleport in and chased after Galacta Knight, he screamed and ran into the "Last Resort" room before pressing a big red button getting tackled down by Meta Knight Plushies.

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In Susie's very secret underground underground bunker she began to work on the same device that turned Meta Knight into a plush, and was gonna use it on Dark Meta Knight so she can figure out how to reverse the process. "Don't worry this won't hurt a bit." Before Susie could even use it, Shadow Kirby bursts in and tackles Susie to the ground. "You brat what are you doing!?" "Trying not to let you cause another critical disaster!"

Just above them Magolor couldn't hold it any longer and all the Meta Knight Plushies came tumbling into the underground bunker. "What was that!" said Susie. "Oh we need to run for it." Shadow Kirby grabs Dark Meta Knight and runs through the underground underground underground exit.

The three of them make it outside but they are still surrounded by Meta Knight Plushies, "We're doomed!" cried Shadow Kirby, but suddenly a red blimp came across. It was Daroach and he was coming to save them. "Hurry, I found a solution for this chaotic mess!" he drops a rope and they start climbing in.

While in the airship, it felt very empty and lifeless. The others sat down as Daroach turned back, "You know I lost my gang in this outbreak. I was traumatized, I had failed as their leader they can all look up to. But now I want to make it right... To stop this mess before anyone else falls victim."

"...It's just a plu-" Susie slaps Shadow Kirby. "Daroach, please tell us how to stop this mess," asked Susie. "I searched everywhere and I found this book," he drops it on the table. "It's about plushy dark magic and it has a solution, it's very difficult though." "Spit it out already!" "We're gonna have to kill the original plushy."

"WHAT! That's impossible. How are we gonna find him, it'll take decades!" shouted Susie, "Well I think I know where he is, and it's much more worse.”

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Meta Knight Plushy (The original one) stood on top of the throne in Dedede's castle, this was the perfect opportunity to reign terror and enforce that all shall look like him. While that was happening Daroach's airship crashed into the castle.

"There he is!" Said Susie as she tried to tackle him but Meta Knight Plushy dodges and hits Susie in the head, it was apparently so hard that she went unconscious.

"No Susie!... To be honest i don't give a fuck." Dark Meta Knight walks out of the throne room, this world was gonna end anyways might as well give up. "I got it if we-" before Daroach could explain his long list of plans Shadow Kirby kicks the Meta Knight Plushy out the window and now Dream Land was saved from this tranny of a plushy, now all they need to deal with was this apocalypse.

"Hey what's that big bullet in the sky." Said Dark Meta Knight. Remember that time when Galacta Knight pressed a big red button... Well yeah that was a huge missile to destroy the castle who knows why he had that. Anyways the castle explodes sending lots of Meta Knight plushies flying.

Also with chemicals that reverted everything back to normal. Dream Land was finally at peace...

If that was what really happened.

What actually happened was that the nuke exploded Planet Popstar, Galacta Knight really had a end world button, i guess his worse nightmare was having Meta Knight plushies around.

Unfortunately for him the Meta Knight plushies had survived and starts a plan on taking over the universe making their own civilization and conquering other planets.