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Daisuke Misumi was one of the most popular boys in school, his naturally good looks and charms made guys want to be him and girls want to be with him. Misumi knew he could have anyone he ever wanted and he took full advantage of that.
Misumi was a playboy by nature, it was his one major flaw that kept him from being any teenager girl's dream man. His MO was simple, charm whatever girl that caught his eye enough so that he could convince her to take him back to her place so they could sleep together.
No matter how much it didn't seem like that at first, with how much of an expert he was at complimenting the other girl and making her feel like she was the only one for him, his intention for every girl had always been the same, they were just something that satisfied him physically. They were nothing more than a number to him, another number he could add to his ever increasing body count.
It was funny (in a pathetic sort of way) that he had gotten so good at seducing girl's in fact, that he had even made a bet with himself that he would sleep with every girl in the student body at least once by the time he graduated. He really was a scumbag under that pretty boy look of his wasn't he?
Though it's not like he was in the position to judge, he knew one dirty little secret about Misumi that no one else knew about him which was the fact despite how much of an awful womanizer he was on the outside he was actually making out with a filthy otaku guy on the side.
How did he learn that Misumi was making out with a filthy otaku guy on the side? Well, that because that filthy otaku guy was no other than himself, Takumi Nishijou.
"Mi-Misumi..." was all Takumi could mumble out between bated breaths.
Misumi had corned him underneath one of the school's stairs and pinned him against the wall so he could make out with him as usual. It was embarrassing to think that this had become the norm for the two of them, but it was a fact he could no longer bother to dispute with how much he found himself on the receiving end of the other boy's desires.
"Dammit, Taku you know what that does to me," Misumi told him before he grabbed the side of the other boy's arms to hold him in place as he returned to kissing him once more.
Shit, that's right how could he forget some like that? Misumi had mentioned to him before that he got turned on whenever he called out his name like that when they kissed like that. Apparently, there was something about how his easily flushed expression combined with that cute nervous stutter of his whenever he called out his name like that really lite a fire within him that he couldn't control.
It's not like he didn't understand the appeal; he had felt that feeling many times when he played eroge games before. Seeing an adorable moe girl with a nervous flushed face like that was bound to turn anyone on, but he never expected anyone to get turned on by him like that. I mean he was a guy and not one who took care of himself very well at that, so it's not like he even had much of an androgynous appeal that he could even see some desperate guys making an exception for given the circumstances.
The bright red blush on Takumi's face deepened as he felt the other boy suddenly deepen the kiss between them. The kiss was so rough yet so passionate at the same time, it was like Misumi wanted more and more of him till there was nothing left. Like he wanted to kiss him to the point where he had him wholly and completely, and honestly at this point with how Misumi was acting he's not even sure if even that would be enough to satisfy him.
This isn't my fault, I'm not the one who took it this far, or at least that's what Takumi had been trying to convince himself of every time Misumi kissed him one more.
And it wasn't like he was entirely wrong, Misumi had been the one who initiated it out of the blue one day. He had been the one who had taken upon himself to drag him out of classroom when classes had ended for the day and decided to kiss him in a secluded area of school all of a sudden. Misumi had been the one who had reassured him that it was just a friend thing he was doing to mess with him and that it didn't actually mean anything more than that. Misumi had been the one that told him to not make big deal about it even though the both of them had been blushing equally as much the first time he kissed him. But most importantly, Misumi had been the one that had been constantly initiating it every time he came to school now.
He didn't come to school often, he never had before so it wasn't like Misumi kissing him was an everyday thing, but with how passionate Misumi got with him every time he made out with him, it might as well have been because it was like the other boy was making up for any lost time he didn't get on the days he hadn't come to school.
Takumi unconsciously tightened his grip on the back of the Misumi's school blazer as Misumi kissed him. It's not like he hadn't tried to resist the other boy's advances, he honestly really did, but his fear of confrontation made it hard for anything he did seem serious. All his protests ended up coming out as nothing more than mumbling babbles of how this was a bad idea, which Misumi always ended up silencing with another kiss of his. It was like he was some sort of stupid uke character from a bad BL story, he could try to avoid it all he wanted, but in the end it was inevitable for him to succumb to the persistent seme's advances. He needed to find out a way out of this situation soon before it escalated any further, because then Misumi making out with him at school might end up being the least of his worries.
...
"I'm being harassed by my best friend who won't stop kissing me and I don't know what to do about it," Takumi frustratedly typed into the ESO chat box.
He didn't have any IRL friends besides Misumi (and he couldn't go to him for obvious reasons) so he went to the one other place he thought he could seek advice from, the internet.
"Lucky," was the first message he received back in the chat box.
"What being better at ESO than us wasn't enough? Now you've also got to flex that you've got a girl to us?" Another one of his always jealous teammates responded.
It seems that people online were entirely unsympathetic to his plight, but he couldn't judge to much he would've acted the same way if he didn't know the full context. Actually no that wasn't true, he'd probably would've been way worst by trolling the fool who tried to brag about his girl online by sending him virus links that totally fuck up his computer beyond repair back as karma.
"It's a guy," Takumi typed back into the chat and clarified. Now that should be enough to explain the problem with the situation was to them.
"Ouch," was all one of guildmates typed back in response. Honestly, it was probably the most appropriate reaction anyone could have to that kind of information.
"I can't believe it, the great Lightning-Fast Neidhardt first kiss was stolen by another guy," another guildmate poked fun at him and teased.
"My first kiss wasn't stolen by him!" Takumi quickly spat back in chat. God, how he wished he was on his side account Liseolette right now, because he wanted to kill him and loot his stuff for even suggesting that.
"You saying you've kissed someone before?" That same teammate that poked fun at him asked.
"Yes, of course I've kissed a girl before," Takumi defensively replied back. Sure, that girl might've technically been Seira-tan while he was having a delusion, but even though she wasn't real he felt like it counted a hell lot more than Misumi's kisses did!
"Right..." his teammate replied back clearly not believing him whatsoever.
"Then why don't you just tell him you've got someone else then? If he's bothering you so much that should be enough to make him stop," one of his other teammates suggested.
Girls did it all the time to guys they weren't interested in, so it could work in Takumi's case as well.
"I can't..." Takumi answered.
"Why does your girl go to a different school or something?" That same skeptical teammate from before asked.
More like belongs to a different dimension, Takumi internally answered. Besides even if he could somehow manage to make Seira-tan real for a few hours and somehow convince Misumi that she was his girlfriend he knew that wouldn't be enough to stop him either.
"No, it's not that," Takumi started to explain, "He's not the type of guy who cares about if someone is a relationship or not when he goes after them. I mean he has a girlfriend himself and he's still finding the time to come after me."
Despite the fact that Misumi had a girlfriend more often than not, that didn't stop him from making a move on the next attractive girl he saw. He wasn't exactly the most loyal guy around, so it wasn't a giant leap to think that he had been cheating on them with him too.
"That's... that's actually kind of hot," a random lurker suddenly jumped into the conversation and said.
"What?! Dude are you gay?" Another guildmate who had also been equally lurking on the whole exchange asked. He had been trying to pay attention to the game and ignore the whole exchange in chat, but this had been the final straw for him.
"No! It's not like that! It's just well it makes you wonder if maybe he secretly likes you more than his girlfriend if he keeps coming after you like that," the first lurker said.
"Just think about it man, how often has he been hooking up with you compared to his girlfriend?" The first lurker asked Takumi.
"Well we don't see each other all that often, so maybe on and off for a couple weeks for me? And maybe a few days for his new girlfriend, though he's had a couple of them in between the whole thing," Takumi explained.
Now that he thought about it, whatever Misumi and him had going on together had lasted longer than any relationship he had with any girl so far. He probably would've gotten bored with any regular girl he's was with and moved on to the shiny new one by now, but for some odd reason he was still insisting on sticking it out with him.
"Despite all the girls he's had he always comes back to you, it's like you have some pull on him that he just can't escape from..." The first lurker continued to dramatically say.
"Can't escape from?!" Takumi unconsciously started to type back in chat. It couldn't be that he was actually trying to suggest that Misumi liked him a lot deeper than he first lead on could it?
Because if that was true then that meant that Misumi might be actually attracted to him like, for real for reals! Like he liked him seriously as a guy to another guy! But if that was right then that only brought up even more questions like was him going after girl's all been a front this whole time to distract himself from his real feelings for guys? Or maybe the truth was he had been coming to the slow realization that he liked guys as well as well as girls?
Either way why did he have to get caught up in the middle of Misumi's sexuality crisis? Was it because Misumi thought that he was someone easy to experiment with because he knew he'd be too nervous to tell about it to anyone? Because he knew that no one would believe him if he did since he was such a nobody? Or maybe could it be the reason that Misumi chose him out of everyone else was because he actually did like him as something more than that?
The last thought made Takumi's heart skip a beat. No, there was no way that last one could be possible because he wouldn't know how to react if it was.
"Ignore him Neidhardt, it's clear he's just getting off on this from behind the screen. You've seriously got to stop polluting the chat with your fudanshi fantasies," the second lurker said as he reprimanded the lurker who spoke before him. Seriously, the guy wasn't even being subtle about it at all.
"Man, my sister a fujoshi, I can't help it she's made me start seeing this BL shit everywhere," the totally not a fudanshi lurker said. The damage had been done, she had corrupted his poor mind with all things BL and he couldn't unsee it.
"I think loving BL might run in your family," the non fundashi lurker told him. There was no point denying it to himself, when he was going to be this open about his interest after all.
"Have you two considered that maybe the guy is just messing with Neidhardt and that he doesn't actually like him like that?" The first guildmate Takumi had been talking to suggested.
The two lurkers had gotten so caught up in their BL dispute, that they hadn't even considered the realistic scenario that Neidhardt's friend was just doing this to toy with him.
"If that's the case then how do I get him to stop?" Takumi asked in chat. Misumi had said he was just doing this to mess with him, but there had also been an uncharacteristic blush on his face when he said it too, so he's not sure if that was the truth or not. Still, he was glad to think that there was a non BL alternative to why Misumi was acting this way.
"It's simple you're going have to embrace it and take control of the situation," his guildmate answered, "Guys like toying with people who will give them reactions they want, if you stop doing that and try to make him be the one who gives you reaction instead then he'll surely give up because he's not getting what he wants."
"That doesn't sound like a bad idea, I'll try it," Takumi answered. If he took the initiative then it might not only get Misumi to back off and leave him alone, but it might serve as some good payback as well.
"You might be the uke for now, but I'm sure if you act like the seme then you'll be able to drive him off!" The BL fanatic hyped Takumi up and said.
"But if you don't mind, can you send me some pics for when you do it through? For my sister of course!" The clearly fudanshi lurker insisted.
"Yeah, for your sister right..." The second lurker skeptically replied back.
Remind him to never seek advice from the internet again.
...
"S-So this is my place... Feel free to make yourself at home or whatever," Takumi said as he nervously welcomed Misumi to his place.
"It's a... a nice place you got here," Misumi awkwardly responded in turn. He had never been to another guy's place before so he wasn't really sure how to act.
"Thanks," is all Takumi said in return as he locked the front door behind them.
Deep breaths Taku! If you make your move on him here, then he'll surely lose interest and he'll have to leave you alone! The ever nervous boy psyched himself up and said.
"You know Taku you've never invited me to your place before, was there something you wanted to show-?"
"Taku...?" Misumi unconsciously cut himself off and said when he found himself suddenly pinned to the wall by the other boy.
"W-well the truth is I actually brought you here because I wanted to... I wanted to kiss you," Takumi gathered up the courage and said as he looked at the ground.
"I... I didn't think it was fair you know. You were always the one initiating it at school so I wanted to try it at least once as well," Taku said as he grabbed the sides of the other boy's arms like Misumi had done to him many times before. He needed to stay confident, if he showed weakness in front of Misumi then there was no way he would take him serious.
"You're really giving this your all aren't you?" There was a strangely anxious tone in Misumi's voice as he said that. He must've been used to being the one in control rather than the one being controlled off.
"I... I am," Takumi confirmed as he looked back up at the brunet. This really was a bad time to become aware of how much handsomer and taller the other boy looked up close like this.
Argh! Just shake it off Takumi! Just... Just imagine Seira-tan was in Misumi's place instead! Yeah, if I do that this would make this whole thing way easier!
He may have never initiated a kiss with anyone in real life before, but he had done it plenty of times in his delusions with Seria-tan before, so if he just pretended this was one of those times then he would be perfectly fine.
Takumi closed his eyes and envisioned Seira-tan's perfect angelic form as he leaned into kiss the other boy. Seira-tan's always perfect lean figure, her silky smooth skin that was soft like none other, her giant emerald eyes that sparkled whenever you saw them, and even her cute short wavy brown hair that you couldn't help, but want to run your hands through whenever you saw it.
Wait, at minute he wasn't thinking about Seira-tan at all! He was just describing Misumi! But if he was thinking about him instead of Seira-tan and was still getting excited about the kiss then didn't that mean he liked Misumi back?
Taku's heart beat picked up at the realization, this just couldn't be true! He was... He was supposed to just kiss Misumi to scare him off, to act too invested in this whole situation so Misumi would finally loose interest in him, but in doing that it ended up having the complete opposite affect by making him realize he actually liked this whole situation!
He pushed himself off Misumi, he had to regain control of the situation. He couldn't let this spiral into something bigger than it already was because he wouldn't know what he would do if that did happen.
"Listen Misumi I really think-"
Is what he tried to speak up and tell the other boy, before Misumi had decided to cut him off and pulled him in close for another kiss. Crap, it was like the other boy was hungry for him for bad with how much he was going to at it. He had pressed him right up against his chest not only holding onto him much tighter than he usually did, but he was acting much more possessive as he kissed him too. It was all so much more intense than he was use too and yet he couldn't find it in himself to resist.
He (unfortunately) really liked Misumi kissing him and combined with his major character flaw that he had always been the type to be easily swayed when someone was insistent about something it might've only been natural for him to end up in this position with the other boy.
In the middle of their heated frenzy with one another, Misumi had unconsciously started to guide Takumi across the room before he felt his back get pinned against a familiar cabinet.
Panicking at the feeling of the fragile cabinet shaking behind him, Takumi momentarily shove Misumi off him and shouted, "No, that's the one place I won't let you kiss me under no circumstances! If you were to end up breaking any of them I would seriously kill you."
"Break any of what?" Misumi paused mid makeout session and asked so he could understand what the other boy was freaking out about.
"My figures! You know how much those cost? Some of them are limited edition that you can't even think about getting again without paying scalper prices," Takumi looked back at him and answered.
He absolutely despised scalpers who jacked up the prices of merch to make a quick buck without actually appreciating the media it was from. They were the lowest of the lows, the scummiest people on the planet to him, he wanted to do whatever he could to avoid supporting trash like them at all costs.
"I'll let you do anything you want to me, but I'll never forgive you if you hurt them," Takumi continued to explain.
He may have been too nervous to stick up for himself, but he would never on his life allow Misumi to injure one of his waifus. He would never forgive himself if he did.
The brunet momentarily paused taking time to soak in all the information, before a loud fit of laughter escaped him at the hilarity of the situation.
"You... you look really cute when you're mad like that Taku."
He had never seen the boy get so worked over something like that before, let alone see him pout in frustration like that either. Honestly, he looked far more adorable than intimidating right now.
A smile appeared on the brunet's face as he saw Takumi tried to looked off to the side and hide his embarrassed face in response. He really was only proving his point now.
"Fine, if the figures are that important to you, then how about the two of us go..." Misumi started to say as he looked around the room for a couple moments before deciding to drag Takumi over to the couch that sat in the middle of his room so he could then brush off a couple mangas and CDs that littered on top of it to make space for them.
"Right here," Misumi said as he pinned the other boy down on the couch.
Takumi's face flushed bright red as he made eye contact with his friend who now hovered above him. Sure, Seira-tan had pinned him down here a few times in his delusions before and he had done the same to her as well, but he'd never been pinned down by a 3-D person before. It was like a totally different experience.
"You did say I could do anything I want with you right?" Misumi said as he looked down at the other boy with a smirk.
"Yeah..." That look told Takumi all he needed to know. Misumi breaking his figures would be the last thing he needed to worry about Misumi breaking in here tonight. Honestly, he just hoped that after whatever Misumi was planning to do with him that he would still be able to walk straight tomorrow.
Spoiler alert: He totally couldn't.