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Phoenix Write walks into the courtroom, Maya is there too for some reason. The judge is picking food out of his massive fucking beard. Phoenix sits down at his bench across from his rival Miles Edgeworth, they look at each other with sexual tension.
“Mmmmmmmmmmm, Mr Write.” Edgeworth begins, “Maya committed a crime, what is your excuse?” Edgeworth does a very exaggerated shrug with a smug smile.
Phoenix stands up and slams his hands on the table, “well you see, Maya couldn’t have done that crime because she was too busy telling little kids to kill themselves online.”
The judge and Edgeworth look at Maya with a wide-eyed death stare. “What the fuck?” The judge says under his breath. Edgeworth pulls out a teacup and starts sipping his gross British liquid. “Well if it wasn’t Maya then who was it?” Edgeworth says while tea is dripping out of his mouth and onto his jabot. “Well according to the text you sent me, it was you.” Phoenix pulls his phone out and shows it to the jury, the texts show Edgeworth taking a selfie with a horribly disfigured corpse. “That wasn’t me! That was my evil twin, uh-“ Edgeworth stammers. Phoenix smirks, “alright you british bitch! It’s time for you to face justice.” He dramatically points at Edgeworth, Edgeworth starts sweating. “It’s time for my super cool OBJECTION beam!” Phoenix yells. A massive beam of light shoots out from Phoenix's finger and evaporates Edgeworth.
Trial over